Disclaimer: I don't own Digimon, the concept, or its characters. They belong to Bandai, Toei Animation, Saban... maybe others as well. I'm merely using them for my own personal enjoyment. Please don't sue

Notes: Yay for crack on a stick. Another one of my "put slips of paper with names/genres in a bowl and pick two out at random" challenges - Michael, Jyou, fantasy. Yay.

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Avast!
By: Daystar-chan

("You take all the fun out of things, Jyou-kun.") Jyou learns the dangers of agreeing to Mimi's roleplaying ideas. (Jyou, Michael, Mimi)
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A cry of "Avast!" was the only thing he heard before the sword was stabbed into his side. Wide-eyed, he gasped, and turned to face the others.

The one with the sword - blond hair hidden beneath the most ridiculous looking hat and blue eyes surrounded by black mascara - was grinning deviously and continued to jab the sword against his opponent's ribs. Behind him was another boy, wearing a spandex costume that was mostly red and blue with black lines, and struggling to get some spraycan on his wrist to cooperate.

He moved to take a step towards him but the sword jabbed at him again and he growled, brown eyes narrowing. The only thing he had to attack with at the moment was some plastic stick - where his own sword had gone to, he had no idea - but the blond-haired boy was smirking and sticking his leg out, and before he could even reach for the weapon, he felt his leg being pulled out from under him.

His back hit the floor with a resounding thud, and he groaned as he felt cardboard press into his stomach. Everyone was chuckling, but all he could focus on was the throbbing pain in his spine.

Michael whipped the hat off of his head with his free hand and bowed with another grin. "You shall always remember this as the day that you lost to Captain Jack Sparrow, savvy!"

"I demand a different role next time," the black-eyed boy grumbled. He was holding his side with one of his hands, wishing that his outfit wasn't such a snug fit. "Preferably one that doesn't get stabbed."

Mimi pouted cutely. "You take all the fun out of things, Jyou-kun."

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A note about costumes --

Michael is Captain Jack Sparrow, duh. xD Steve, one of the American International Chosen, is supposed to be Spiderman - yes, Spiderman. Shut up. Jyou was forced into being a ninja, I'd like to think, and Mimi is merely watching in her normal outift. ;D Yay.