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Second, everyone is a little out of character. This is for humor purposes. The story is post-game, but Mithos is still alive.
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Chapter One: Getting There
"Everyone, we're going camping!" Mithos announced as he flew into Zelos's mansion. He was carrying several bags, and was wearing scary outdoor clothes. Kratos and Yuan sadly trudged behind him.
"What?"Sheena shot back. "We are NOT going camping."
"Yeah," Zelos agreed. "It's perfectly fine just staying in my mansion. There's more snacks."
"I have plenty of snacks!" Mithos howled fiercely. "WE'RE GOING CAMPING!"
"Daaaaaaaaaaaad!" Lloyd whined.
"Son, Yuan and I didn't-"
"Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!"
"Lloyd, Mithos was the only one who-"
"Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-"
"SHUT UP!" Kratos finally snapped. "Just get out of here or Mithos will be pissed."
"Alright, alright, sheesh,"Lloyd said, as everyone slowly walked out of the door toward the Rheairds. Who is everyone, you ask? Lloyd, Colette, Genis, Raine, Sheena, Zelos, Presea, Regal, Kratos, Yuan...and Mithos.
"Woah, woah, woah!" Mithos suddenly stopped them. "We're not taking the Rheairds!"
"What? Why not?" Genis protested.
"Because...that takes all the fun out of it!" Mithos explained. "We're walking! Follow me!"
They began walking, until Meltokio was out of sight. Still, they kept walking after that until nothing except green fields everywhere you looked.
"Here we are!" Mithos suddenly told them when they reached Gaoracchia Forest.
"What?" Colette questioned, even though she was usually quiet.
"Hahaha!" Mithos laughed in his...unique way. "I love this place!"
"Tell me we aren't camping here," Zelos said.
"We are not camping here," Regal replied.
"Quiet you two," Raine commanded. "I will try and talk some sense into him. Mithos- we can't stay in this place."
"Sure we can!" Mithos bellowed. "Now that I'm not evil-" Everyone rolled their eyes. "okay, now that I'm not COMPLETELY evil, there are no more monsters."
"It is true," Presea confirmed, after a quick check.
"NOOOOO!" Lloyd and Genis both screamed. Kratos and Yuan quickly went behind a tree, and began throwing ideas off the wall to escape the camping trip from hell.
"How long did he say we were going to be here?" Yuan hissed.
"He didn't," Kratos answered. "What are we going to do?"
"Kraaaatos! Yuaan!" Mithos shouted. "HELP ME SET UP THE TENTS!"
"We'll figure something out," Yuan said. "Right now let's help Yggy."
After Kratos and Yuan set up the tents, Mithos told Raine and Sheena to go find firewood. Lloyd and Genis were in charge of..
"Lloyd! Genis!" Mithos called. "Go find some food!"
"You said you had plenty of snacks!" Genis shot back.
"Those are for me," Mithos explained with an evil grin. "You have to find food for everyone else. Go, NOW! I'm timing you." He pulled out a stopwatch, as the two boys took off running.
"Regal and Presea.." Mithos was pondering on what ridiculous task to force them to do. "Get me a hot dog."
"Sir Mithos," Regal protested. "There are no hot dogs-"
"NOW!" Mithos pulled out a different stopwatch and started it.
"Soo..me and Colette don't have to do anything?" Zelos asked hopefully.
"Well, no," Mithos answered. "But since you just used improper grammar, I'm going to tell you to...get me another stopwatch so that I can time you. Go..NOW!" The two trudged off.
Sheena and Raine emerged from the forest with firewood. They threw it down at Mithos's feet and hoped that they wouldn't have to do anything.
"Light it!" Mithos commanded. "What else am I going to cook my- REGAL! PRESEA! FRONT AND CENTER!" They walked over sadly.
"Where is my hot dog? I told you, specifically, told you to get me a hot dog," Mithos said angrily.
"There are no hot dogs in this forest!" Regal shot back.
"You sir, are a liar. Liar, liar, your pants ARE ON FIRE!" Mithos shouted. He reached into the bushes and pulled out...a hot dog. "What now, beyotch?"
"But-" Presea protested, when Mithos suddenly 'shush'ed her.
"You did not check the bushes for hot dogs," Mithos told them harshly. "Which means you will not be attending the campfire stories tonight."
"CAMPFIRE STORIES?" Lloyd and Genis both dropped the berries and other crap they were holding in shock. "What?"
"Yes," Mithos smiled demonically. "By the way Lloyd, you're going first."
"NOOOO!" Lloyd shouted, when Zelos and Colette arrived at the scene with a stopwatch.
"Here you go," Colette said, and slammed it into his hand.
"Thank you," Mithos said, not bothering to ask how in the world they found one.
"What were you saying about campfire stories?" Zelos asked.
"Each one of you will get to tell one!" said a very giddy Mithos. "But tonight, it's Lloyd turn! Hahahaha!"
"What does the story have to be about?" Lloyd asked.
"It has to be something embarrassing that's happened to you!" Mithos laughed maniacally. "You have ten minutes to think of one. Until then, have fun!" He flew away to his own personal tent, complete with a water slide and a Jacuzzi.
"What am I supposed to do, Dad?" Lloyd complained angrily.
"Think of a story," Kratos shrugged. "Yuan and I will try and figure out a way to get out of here."
"I've already started working with Genis," Yuan told Kratos. "We're working on plans to get out of this hellhole."
"I thought WE were going to do it," Kratos slightly frowned.
"Sorry, Yuan and I have it under control," Genis looked over the blueprints to Gaoracchia Forest.
"Fine," Kratos said coldly.
"A story...think of a story," Lloyd was muttering to himself.
"How long will it take for you two to find a way out of here?" Sheena asked.
"Depends," Yuan said. "We're going to need a diversion, that's for sure."
"I can help with that!" Regal exclaimed, and pulled out..
"A frying pan?" Raine raised an eyebrow.
"Regal the Magnificient!" shouted Regal. "Fighting crime with his trusty frying pan! BAM!" He hit a tree and it broke in half, then went off to his tent sobbing uncontrollably.
"Oookay," Colette said.
"Lloyd! Everyone! Get over to the campfire!" Mithos said after lighting it. "It's story time!"
End Chapter One
Other chapters will be longer. Chapter Two will be Lloyd's story, and other fun stuff! Reviews are greatly appreciated!