Authoress: Sexy Pancake

Disclaimer: I do not own Avatar.

Warnings: Slash (Zuko/Sokka); OOC

Rating: PG for very soft boy-love.

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Yes He Does

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There are many things that Zuko most certainly doesn't do.

He doesn't squirm when Sokka runs his fingers just so under his ribs.

He doesn't watch the colorful river koi swim with wide amber eyes when he thinks no one is looking.

He doesn't moan in childish remorse, encased in the half-awake stages of sleep as the early sun rises.

He doesn't like to share his ration of berries when Sokka and his eternally empty stomach asks.

He doesn't like to stretch out lazily in the warm buttery glow of the sun when it's Uncle's turn to train Aang.

He doesn't like to cuddle, plain and simple. During cold nights and warm evenings, he wishes for nothing else than the lack of two slender brown arms around his body.

He doesn't like Uncle's tea.

He doesn't like the moon, cursed thing that it is.

He doesn't like the flowers Sokka sometimes lets him put in his hair.

In fact, he doesn't like Sokka's hair at all, nor does he like his own.

Sokka is the person he hates the most.

He loves himself.

He loves his scar.

He loves the world.

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The End

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Anyone confused? I would be more surprised if you weren't. In case some of you (or all of you --) couldn't guess, you were supposed to take everything Zuko doesn't like or doesn't do and think the opposite. Hence the title. Odd I know, and requires the info I just explained. I like it though.

This little dribble of ideas just sorta threw themselves together tonight when I was reading and came across the word 'squirm.' Immediately I thought that it was something that in reality, Zuko wouldn't do….but I would absolutely love him to do!

Yes… I am maniacal because I love OOC characters. Lol.

So yes, please read and review!

And while you're at it, go check out my new FMA fic "Broken." It's Roy/Ed.

Btw…just a thought I had. So,

READER POLL: How many of you who like/love the ZukoSokka pairing also like the Seto/Jou pairing from Yu-Gi-Oh? It just sorta occurred to me that both pairings seemed very similar attitudinal and relationship-wise. So?

Any of you? None of you? Some of you? One of you? (oh, and sorry that the A/N is practically longer than the fic! . )