Ok...Chapter 2! Thank you to the reviewers. Keep it up (or else)!

Note: I am probably not going to continue this much longer. If you have a certain book that you really, really, REALLY want me to do, tell me in a review and I'll think about it. I'll probably do about two more books (not including this one).

Disclaimer: I own nothing.

Prologue

WindClan has entered the room.

WindClan: We're scared. And dying. And driven out of our territory. Just thought you'd like to know.

WindClan has left the room.

Book

Fireheart has entered the room.

Fireheart: I just defeated ShadowClan!

Mighty Moderator has entered the room.

Mighty Moderator: Nuh-uh. I just defeated ShadowClan.

Fireheart: Only because I told you to.

Mighty Moderator: Humph.

Graystripe has entered the room.

Graystripe: Um...Fireheart? We're supposed to be keeping vigil, remember?

Fireheart: So?

Graystripe: So we're not supposed to be talking.

Fireheart: I'm not. I'm typing.

Graystripe: You're not supposed to be typing, either.

Fireheart: You are.

Graystripe: Oops...

Bluestar has entered the room.

Bluestar: Find WindClan and bring them home. Don't forget that it's really dangerous, you could be killed, two other Clans don't want WindClan to return, so they're not going to like you, you have no idea where WindClan is, it's just the two of you, and there's no guarantee they'll listen to you. And Tigerclaw will help you get ready. Oh, and Nightpelt's going to the Moonstone, and he's one of the cats that doesn't like you, so you'd better avoid him too.

Fireheart/Graystripe: Yay! A mission! Fun!

Graystripe: It's windy up here.

Fireheart: Ever think there's a reason it's called WindClan?

Graystripe: Right.

Fireheart/Graystripe: We did it! Yay! We're happy! Hooray!

Bluestar: Good job.

Graystripe: I like Silverstream.

Fireheart: I hate you.

Graystripe: Yeah? Well I hate you too!

Fireheart: Humph.

Graystripe: Humph to you too.

Fireheart: I humph that.

Graystripe: Humph.

Mighty Moderator: Will you quit it with the humphs?

Graystripe/Fireheart: Humph.

Mighty Moderator: That's better.

Graystripe/Fireheart: Huh?

Fireheart: Oww!

Yellowfang has entered the room.

Yellowfang: What is it?

Fireheart: Heartburn.

Yellowfang: Oh. Well, that's to be expected, considering how fiery your heart is.

Fireheart: You mean there's nothing you can do?

Yellowfang: Well...I could give you Pepcid Complete...

Fireheart: GIMME!

Mighty Moderator: Now, Fireheart, be nice.

Fireheart: Please gimme!

Yellowfang: Fine.

Fireheart: Ahh...just one and heartburn's done.

Yellowfang has left the room.

Mighty Moderator: Since it seems that nothing more of interest happens in this book, this chapter is over.

I'm so glad you liked it. Now you can review and tell me about it!