A/N WARNING: If you are allergeric to any randomness or craziness….then don't dare read this! MUWHAHAHAHHAA!
Disclaimer: I do not own Avatar……I wish I did
Me: Ok let's play my favorite internet game! Maple!
Aang: I want cake!
Sokka: Me too!
Me: we don't have any cake! If you want some, then go and get a chocolate cake, and get me those tiny cupcakes too….
Toph: Yeah twinkle toes! Get me some too.
Katara: Me too please.
Me: …….I asked first!
Iroh: Do you have any tea?
Me: WE AREN'T TALKING ABOUT TEA RIGHT NOW! WE ARE TALKING ABOUT CAKE!
Iroh: ok fine, sheesh
Sokka: I like food.
Me: ooo ok w/e
A few moments later…..
Me: Where's Sokka and Aang with that cake? It's been 3 hours already!
Aang: Wheee! Stairs are fun!
Me: Hey! Get off of that! It's not for your amusement!
Sokka: Whee!
Me: HEY! Didn't I sent you guys out for cake!
Sokka and Aang: No,
Me: ARGH! INCOMPETANCE! IS ALL I GET! ( slams room door )
Zuko: Someone has anger issues….
Katara: Oh like you don't? Look who's talking!
Zuko: Oh yeah? At least I don't ….have….hair loopies!
Katara: Oh really? At least I'm not a banished prince!
Toph: Oh you did it now girl!
Zuko: GET BACK HERE!
Aang: Guys! Relax! It's the freakishly hot weather here in "southern California!"
Me: (from my room) You got that right Aang
Next day!
Me: NO! Got to finish this stupid Geometry homework!
Katara: Hey don't you just take the hypotenuse and stuff?
Me: Hey your right!
Zuko: don't you use the theorem only when it's a right triangle?
Me: it is a right triangle!
Zuko: No it isn't!
Me: Yes it is!
Zuko: no it isn't!
Me: YES!
Zuko: NO!
Me: YES!
Zuko: NO!
Me: Whatever point is…..I figured it out already!
(quickly puts hand over Zuko's mouth)
Me: It is a right triangle….
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Me: (watching Naruto at nine o' clock) HEY! Keep it down up there! I'm trying to watch this! (stomps upstairs) WHAT IN THE HELL IS GOING ON?
(whole upstairs is covered in cookie dough and frosting, accompanied by loud blasts of bangs)
Me: WHAT HAPPENED UP HERE?
Aang: Well you wanted a cake, so we tried baking it, but it turned out weird.
Me: What in the world did you use for heat? The oven is downstairs!
Aang: Well we decided to make it out of this world! So, we used fireworks to bake the cake!
Me: ….
Aang: And we used Katara to stir up the batter, Toph to make rocks to make to smooth and creamy, and Zuko and Iroh to light up the fireworks!
Me:…..
Aang: so….pretty cool huh?
Me:….. ARE YOU CRAZY? THE WHOLE UPSTAIRS IS TRASHED, I'M MISSING MY FAVORITE SHOW, AND I HAVE THE WHOLE AVATAR CHARACTERS IN….MY …..FLIPPIN'…HOUSE!
Aang: I thought Avatar was your fav show….
Me: It is…..but I like to expand my viewing by watching Naruto too!
Aang: Oh, hey EVERYBODY! LET'S GO DOWNSTAIRS AND WATCH NARUTO!
Everyone: YEAH! YEAH!
Me: No wait! You have to help clean this up!