Okay, this is an RP, between me and my friends. I'm Purple and Dib; Techno Doofus is Zim and the Guards; and Punk-Penguin is Gaz and Gir.

We don't own Zim. Sad ain't it.

Rated for sexual stuff in later chapters and possible language, I know I'm gonna throw some in.

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Space (n) The region of this expanse beyond Earth's atmosphere; the expanse in which the solar system, stars, and galaxies exist; the universe; the infinite extension of the three-dimensional region in which all matter exists; the current location of the Irken Armada…

The Massive floated across the wide expansion of space, with small Voot and Spiddle Runners hovering and zooming around it. Purple sat in his room reading a book; he sighed and closed it,

"Where on Irk is Red with my tea?" suddenly the door burst open and a very distressed soldier came running in.

"My Tallest" the soldier saluted, "Tallest Red has gone missing; apparently he has been stolen by the Resisty."

"Don't you people ever kn-WHAT!" Purple said jumping out of bed, "What do you mean "stolen" I-I thought this place was safe!" The soldier flinched in fear

"I-its urgent that for your safety you must hide out until we can bring back Tallest Red"

"H-hide out? Where!"

"We still don't know how they managed to get in, my Tallest, but it is of the essence that you leave the massive immediately"

"But where! The Resisty knows all the planets!" Purple said, tears now running down his face.

"Somewhere that isn't taken over by the empire yet, it would be too obvious." Purple sniffed...or did the Irken equivalent, "B-but that'd mean..."

"My Tallest?" the soldier asked worried about what was bothering him.

"Th-there's only one planet not taken over by the Empire. I-I don't think I can..." he shuddered, "Will Zim take good care of me! Will someone else, a guard or something, be coming with me!"

"We're sorry my Tallest but all the guards and soldiers are either to remain on the Massive or are to be stationed on Irk to wait for the demands of the Resisty" Purple gave a choked sob,

"S-so I'll be on the horrid planet a-all by myself!"

"No my Tallest i believe an invader is stationed on that planet. We have already contacted him; you are to leave to his base in 24 hrs"

"Zim? Oh he doesn't count! He's insane! For all you know he'll kill me!" Purple clasped his claw-like hands around his throat, "Please! Can't someone come with me!"

"My Tallest he seemed very honored as he had mentioned more than once"

Purple wiped a tear from his eye,

"Oh course he does! He should be!" Purple 'humped' like the spoiled brat he was, "He better take good care of me!"

"He will he has promised us. And you will not be completely alone we will be checking on you every now and then"

"Good! We'll then; you better get someone in here to pack my things." Purple said putting on his robe, "And I guess I'll just get my own tea."

"Yes sir" the Irken saluted then left the room.

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Dib was walking down the sidewalk, his sister playing her Game Slave next to him,

"There's Zim." he hissed as he saw the alien walking his strange green dog.

"Why are you so obsessed with him?"

"Because Gaz! He's trying to destroy all man-kind!"

"Whatever..." Dib locked eyes on Zim, and stuck his nose up at him as they stopped in front of each other,

"Zim." he said flatly as Gir took out a muffin and ate it.

"Dib-human" Zim muttered.

"You guys are stupid" Gaz muttered under her breath.

"Dib-Stink get out of the great ZIM'S way before I sick my robot on you!"

"Yeah right Zim! That piece of garbage can't do anything but eat and make noise!" Zim growled,

"GIR HUG THE HUMAN UNTIL HE CAN NOT BREATHE ANYMORE!" The squeaky robot attack Gaz's leg with hugs,

"I luuuuuv joooo!"

"NO GIR! THE DIB NOT HER!"

"Get off me!" Gaz grunted.

"Pfft," Dib said rolling his eyes, "told you." Zim walked up to the human and back-handed him across the face,

"I suggest you stay out of my way or I - THE GREAT ZIM - will inflict pain on you and oh SUCH PAIN IT WILL BE!"

"Ow!" Dib said reeling back, "Zim! What was that for!" He said holding his cheek.

"For being a pig-smelly" Zim then held his head up high smugly and walked away.

"I HOPE YOUR HAND GETS INFECTED!" Dib said, playing off Zim's germ-phobia.

"Someone gonna get this dog of me?" Gaz hissed

"GIR!" Zim called. The robot ran happily after his master,

"Can we get tacos!" Zim smirked at the humans attempt to scare him.

"Don't worry Dib i would worry more about you getting infected"

"C'mon Gaz," Dib said walking the rest of the way home, holding his face.

"Pfft…" Gaz muttered as she followed her brother home.

Zim walked the rest of the way home in silence, aside from the squeak of Gir's dog costume pondering the arrival of his Tallest Purple.

"Mastah!" Gir said, cutely looking up at the green-skinned boy, "When's Momma Purple gonna get here!" Zim smiled slightly at the nickname Gir had dubbed Tallest Purple,

"Soon, Gir, very soon."

"So... about those tacos..." Zim then had a brilliant idea,

"Gir I need you to get out of the house for a while as to not disturb Tallest Purple" Zim pulled out money from his pocket.

"TACOS?"

"Here Gir go get your...tacos and stay away from the base for a long time."

"TACOS!" Gir said running off excitedly. Zim sighed in relief. As the Irken entered the house, a Voot Runner landed none too gracefully in his front yard. Zim jumped in surprise we looked behind him and just stood there. Purple groaned as he leaned out of the windshield holding his head.

"MY TALLEST!" Zim rushed over to make sure Purple was ok.

"Ugh...am I here! Where I am? Zim! Oh, you scarred me! Well don't just stand there, help me out!"

"Sorry" Zim ran and helped Purple gently get out of the Voot Runner. Once he was on the ground he went to get his luggage. Purple stood brushing off his dress robes as Zim got his things. He stuck out his tongue,

"Please tell me your house is bigger than it looks. Oh!" he said as Zim's antenna brushed his shoulder, "Oh my, Zim! You've gotten so much taller, how long've you been here, again?"

"No worries my Tallest the size of the base is just a brilliant disguise to fool the humans. I've been on earth for 5 years, sir." Zim answered

"Oh," he cleared his throat, "Well then, um, good job. Alrighty then, show me to my room." Zim lead the Tallest into the living room and opened the fridge which he had installed to be a door to a large suite to accommodate the Tallest

Dib stood watching the two aliens on Zim's lawn threw his telescope, "Gaz! GAZ! One of Zim's leaders is here! I-it's amazing! His ship's MUCH bigger than both mine AND Zim's!"

"Stop interrupting me I'm still playing my game Dib!"

"Wow," Dib said to himself, "Hm? Zim isn't that much shorter than his leader is..." Dib hopped down the stairs two at a time, "Hey Gaz, you wanna go with me to spy on Zim's leader? Hm! Well Gaz," Dib said, resting his arms on the back of the couch, hovering over his sibling, "C'mon, Dad said we need to spend more time together!"

"So...what you want me to do is hang out with you while you stalk Zim all day?" Gaz looked up from her game.

"Um...when you put it that way, it sounds pretty..." Dib shook his head, "You wanna come or what!"

"I guess, but keep that dog of me this time, and tomorrow you have to take me to Bloatie's" Dib smiled and walked to the door, opening it for his sibling. He really was trying his hardest to become better friends with her.

Zim lead Purple into the suite which was HUGE it was decorated in different shades of violet.
"Hmmm," Purple said looking around, "Yes, I do think this'll suet my needs nicely." He turned to Zim, smiling, then nodded, "That should be all. How 'bout getting dinner started though, I'm starving!"

"Yes my Tallest" Zim saluted and ran of to the kitchen to make an assortment of different snacks for dinner. Purple smiled and began unpacking,

"Um..." he said staring at his bags, "ZIM!" he yelled. Zim hurried into the room

"Yes Tallest Purple"

"I-I don't know how to open these things..." he said pointing to his bags, pouting like a little kid.

"Oh...heh, they're quite simple all you have to do is push the latch and the lid pulls up" Zim said demonstrating.

"Really!" Purple said like it was the most amazing thing in the world, "Wow! Well, thank you!"

"Think nothing of it my Tallest" Zim then headed outside to the kitchen to finish dinner.

Dib walked down the sidewalk, Gaz next to him, "There's Zim's house, Gaz! Hmm, why's that ship still out there! C'mon, let's go look at it!" Gaz followed Dib to the ship.

"Wow...isn't this amazing, Gaz!" Dib stroked the slightly warm metal in awe.

"There really are more of them?" up until now she hadn't believe him.

"Of course there are!" He said turning to his younger sibling, "Remember Tak!"

"Oh, right but they have leaders? And there here?" she said pausing her game.

"Well, I only saw one of them. I know Irk has two Tallests. I wonder where the other one is." He turned his attention back to the ship.

"HUMAN!" Zim yelled at the two, "Get away from that ship!" the robot gnomes turned on the two Membrane children.

"Run Gaz!" Dib yelled running out of the yard as they began to fire, his sister behind him.