Akatsuki Goes to Wal-Mart Super Center

Hey all! Thanx for reading my Akatsuki stories! I hope you like this one. It's gonna be full of chaos! Enjoy AkiraDawn

I don't own Naruto or it's characters or it's realated things.

Some background…Well, after having read about Wal-Mart's grand opening of their super center in the paper, Sasori, Zetsu, Kisame, Itachi, Deidara, Hidan and Kakuzu thought it was only necessary that they get in the middle of all the hot grand opening action (besides, Kisame wanted to go for the free popcorn and the kayak raffle). It was Zetsu's job to get a list of things that the leader needed as well as their own list. The Leader's list read as follows:

Cooking oil

Notebook paper

A bag of potato chips (the kind with ripples)

2 oranges

Axe body wash

Tic Tacs

Now, the list for the Akatsuki apartment read as follows:

Chicken

Fabric softener

Head of lettuce

Onions

Paper towels

Bread

Doughnuts

Cereal

Raspberry Chocolate swirl ice cream

Yes it sounds simple, I know. One would think that getting these items would be a relatively simple task. Let's just say it's a good thing the Wal-Mart Super Center is open 24 hours…

"Why are you wearing my Tommy Hilfiger shirt and matching pants, yeah?" Deidara demanded of Itachi.

"Man, we're going to Wal-Mart I have to look good…even though I hate super centers…all super centers!"

"Zetsu, do you have the list?" Sasori asked.

"Got it!"

"Kakuzu! I'm going to fucking kill you! How many times do I have to tell you don't bother me when I pray! Oh my god! You're so stupid! Oh hey guys are we ready to leave?" Yes, this was Hidan talking.

"It's obvious we're ready to leave they're waiting for you to quit bitching at me!" Kakuzu said. Hidan rolled his eyes and then….it was off to Wal-Mart in 'the leader's' mini-van. Reluctantly…Zetsu let Itachi do the driving. He always drove too fast and had a tendency to have a bit of road rage…

They piled into the van and were off to Wal-Mart, Itachi was at the red light in the turn lane to the main entrance. "See, this is what I fucking hate about super centers. You wait in the damn traffic and you have to wait to turn, then you have to look for a fucking parking spot and it's always 5 miles away from the entrance!" After Itachi had his moment, the light turned green and he floored it through the light and into the parking lot. He screamed some more at some cars and pedestrians in the parking lot before finally parking a good distance away form the entrance.

"Oh my god! They have a photo center, a pharmacy, tire rotation, a salon and a day care!" Hidan said getting out of the van. Zetsu and Sasori were in awe of the all inclusive location.

"I bet they have an ATM with 24-hour banking in there!" Zetsu said. And so the seven headed for the main doors.

"Hello! How are you today!" The cheerful senior-citizen asked Hidan. Hidan's eye twitched a little.

"I'm…doing okay…" he turned around to Kakuzu. "He asked me how I was doing!" he whispered loud enough for everyone around him to hear. Kakuzu rolled his eyes. A little girl looked at Zetsu and ran away screaming and crying while an elderly woman poked Kisame…it wasn't everyday that plant man and shark boy came out to Wal-Mart. It was Sasori's job to get the buggy. Once past the door greeters they all looked around as if they had never seen a super center before.

"These prices…they are being rolled back as we speak…" Sasori said.

"Alright, let's start with 'the leader's' list." Itachi said.

"Cooking oil, Kisame you get that, notebook paper, Itachi that's you. Rippled potato chips I'll get those, 2 oranges, Hidan you do that, Axe body wash Kakuzu you're on it and Deidara get the Tic Tacs. And so, everyone separated to get the things on 'the leaders' shopping list. However, sometimes certain Akatsuki members became sidetracked when shopping for items on a list…we'll see how that goes…