Ah, the parodies. Much love.
This was my night and I made myself laugh writing it. This one is set in a universe my friends and I have. It's more for our amusement but enjoy as well.
Going through, short explanations for all of "my" Order.
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1. Xemnas. Doesn't like anyone. Wishes for a good protégé, and while Onixas seems like she'd be she's always with Axel, who Xemnas despises with a passion.
2. Xigbar. Hates females, young people, people prettier, smarter, or stronger than him. Comes up with lame lines and swears a lot. Gets knocked out by Axel a lot. Likes Trix.
3. Xaldin. Peaceful. Doesn't like conflicts. Has trouble dealing with the stress of day to day Order life.
4. Civisioux. (aka Vicious from Cowboy Bebop- apologies for my making fun of him here, inside jokes) He's the newest "new" Order member, and took Vexen's place when he was terminated for going against Xemnas and trying to take out the newbies out of spite. Civisioux has a thing for looking up to Xemnas.
5. Onixas. My alter-ego. Came into the Order after killing Lexaeus as he attacked her house. Refuses to live in HQ, and is with Axel (of course). Is usually responsible for training newbies.
6. Zexion. Quiet. Dangerous. Emo. Has a thing for Axel that will not quit.
7. Xasuske. (aka Sasuke from Naruto- again sorry for the making fun of) Does not like being in the Order, especially since every one is stronger than him. Lives in his home and is currently being forced to train. Came into when Axel killed Saix for trying to kill Onixas.
8. Axel. Fire master. Hot. Hate Xemnas. Loves Onixas. Thinks it's great he doesn't have to live at HQ anymore and be around those lunatics.
9. Demyx. Crazy water freak who loves candy with an unholy passion. Harmless… if you keep him on a sugar high.
10. Luxord. It's not that he's high… or drunk… he just doesn't care. Wanna play cards? No. Doesn't matter.
11. Marluxia. Xemnas's messenger. Is with Namine and is moving out to be with her, making him have to train a replacement. More patient than most but who wouldn't be, having to wait on Xemnas?
12. Larxene. Yes, she's crude and rude and a bitch. But yeah she's one of the guys and as long as you don't call her a girl it'll be fine.
13. Trix. Came into the Order after Roxas left and tried to take his place with Axel. Failed horribly. Now tries to kill as many people close to Axel as she can, including Onixas. Oh well. There's one in every family.
And we can't forget Ikon! The super powerful "lovechild" created by Xemnas with his and Axel's DNA, much to Onixas and fangirls' delight.
So enjoy the original craziness and don't get loss on your way out!
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"Let's see… super emo more than Zexion or The Superior…." -Onixas