Wedding Day
Chapter Four: Headaches
A.N: I feel very stressed now… Oh yes, for those who forgot…
This is Leaving You Spent, who used to be Bod'm Cariad, who used to be bohemianwriterredroses. Understand?
I get tired of names very easily.
Well… For those who want to know… From last chapter... Havoc has a girl waiting for him. Her name?
Sciezska What-ever-her-last-name-is-cause-it-is-never-mentioned…
Oh yes… That chapter is probably one of the few angsty pieces you'll find from me. I'll read angst, but I usually don't like writing it…
Disclaimer: I do not own Fullmetal Alchemist. If I did… The apocalypse would come sooner than it's supposed too.
"Gaaaaugghh" Roy groaned as he woke up.
'WAIT! DON'T OPEN YOUR EYES!' Maes yelled. Roy stopped mid-open.
'Why not?' Roy asked. He resisted the urge to run his fingers through his hair.
'Because once you do, Riza is going to kiss you.' Maes replied. Roy resisted the urge to raise an eyebrow.
'Isn't that a good thing?'
'No.' Roy felt his eye twitch.
'WHY WOULDN'T I WANT MY FIANCEE TO KISS ME!' he yelled.
'BECAUSE AFTER SHE KISSES YOU SHE'S GONNA HIT YOU ON THE HEAD WITH HER GUN!' Maes yelled. Roy sat up and clutched his head.
"Daugggghhhhhhh…" he groaned. Riza ran over and kissed him. Roy's head became all dazed and confused. Then Riza stopped. Roy looked at her with cloudy eyes.
"YOU IDIOT!" she yelled, and then she got out her gun and hit him on the head. Hard. Very Hard.
(…Sometime later, in a different part of the ward…)
"Gaaaaugghh… I neeb ba moke." Havoc groaned as he woke up. He reached down to his pocket… Only, there was no pocket. And his back seemed a lot more exposed and cold than usual. He sat up.
"Gat ba bell?" Suddenly he felt someone hug him. He looked to his side.
"YOU'RE AWAKE!" Sciezska yelled. Then her expression changed drastically.
"YOU. ARE. THE. MOST. IDIOTIC. BOY. I. HAVE. EVER. MET!" she yelled, a dark angry aura surrounding her. Then she grabbed a large heavy book from out of no where and hit him on the head.
(…At the same time, in another part of the same ward…)
"Gaaaaugghh…" Ed groaned. He rolled over to his side and---
-Thump-
He landed on something… Or someone…
He opened his eyes. His eyes popped out and he broke the world record. He had landed on Winry, and he had landed on her in such a way that they were both on the floor and he was looking at her chest.
Given his maturity level… His reaction was something like this…
"GAHHHH! WINRY I'M SORRY! I DIDN'T MEAN IT! HOMEST! IT'S NOT LIKE I DON'T THINK THAT THEY'RE--- I MEAN I DON'T THINK THAT--- AHHH!!! I'M SORRY WINRY!" He was running around the ward, waving his arms around like a phycho. Winry stopped him, and then she hugged him. Ed calmed down.
"You had me worried Ed." She said. Then she pulled away.
"AND I DON'T LIKE BEING WORRIED!" Winry pulled out her ever-trusty wrench and knocked him out.
(…Now, back to Roy…)
'I told you not to open your eyes.' Maes said.
'Well, if you hadn't yelled, I wouldn't have sat up!'
'Ooooo, GUESS WHAT!' Maes yelled excitedly. Roy winced in his unconsciousness.
'Stop. Yelling. Dammit.' Roy said. Maes ignored him, but he stopped yelling.
'WANT TO SEE SOME PICTURES OF ELYSIA?' Maes said. If Roy had been awake, he would have run away, revealing hospital clothes and a very windy day and all. But since he wasn't…
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!" He yelled in his sleep. Riza stared at him.
'Did I hit him too hard or something?' she wondered.
The inside of Roy's head was a slideshow. Elysia hiding her vegetables underneath her plate, her birthday, his first day of school, etc. etc.
'STOP!' he yelled. The slideshow just got faster. And longer.
'Damn you Maes…' Roy said as he resigned to his fate.
A.N: Sorry, I know that was too short. But… At least I updated?
All right, I know that won't work, since well… Yeah. It's too short, but I'll try to make the next chapter longer.
Thanks to FLAMETAL, Dayna The Jedi Master Solo, mieko8804, Demon Slaying Riza, winryrockbell2, ShizueAoki, MoonStarDutchess, TreeHugger101, and HopelessDeath-73 for reviewing. You all get… Hmmmm… Well… I'm all out of pencils… (protects piece of sharp granite) Um… I'll give you guys… All the episodes of Fullmetal Alchemist on DVD, complete with extras. Oh yes… And they're all autographed by Roy, Riza, and everyone else… I broke the fourth wall! (runs around screaming)
Oh yeah, FLAMETAL and I have this fundraiser. I kinda forgot if it had a name or not… But anyway,
SUPPORT THE FUNRAISER THAT WILL MAKE -ahem- HELP ED AND WINRY GET TOGETHER! IN YOUR REVIEW, PUT ANY AMOUNT OF MONEY IN AND PRESS SUBMIT REVIEW! THIS IS UNDERLINED, BOLD, AND ITALIC-ED SO IT MUST BE IMPORTANT!
Of course… It'd be awesome if you guys just reviewed… Since every review is worth $2 on its own…