Chapter 19: Story-Face Off! (Once again sorry for no Chiro pranks...I DID write it but I sorta lost it... SORRY! I'll try and find it!)
Meeca: Alrighty everybody! My nieve (sp) friend here (Points to Goku-the-idiot) think it's easy to write a story. And that he could do it better then anybody. So I challanged him to a Story-Face Off!
Goku: Yea, and I could beat anybody! Even the best author who's reading!
Meeca: Oh? Let's see about THAT!
Both: (Glares like Sparx and Gibson in 'Savage Lands')
Artemis: Alrighty then! I'm ArtemisWolfRose! I'm helping out in this little Show-Down!
Blackrose: More like World War 3! I'm Blackrose342 or just Blackrose! I'm helping in this Show-Down, too!
Artemis: OK, let's start!
Blackrose: Goku, Meeca. Heads or tails?
Goku: Tails!
Artemis: (Flips coin) Tails. Goku goes first!
Goku: Alright! Watch and learn! Oh, and all the ladies out there, try not to drool too much, OK?
Meeca: (Rolls eyes) Lord, just PLEASE kill me now...
Goku the Greatest
By: Goku, the Greatest
One-Shoot
((Meeca: One-Shot! Not One-Shoot!))
It was a stormy night...no..wait...it was a sunny day by the shore. A hansome man with hansome brown hair heroicly drew him sword.
"Help us, Hansome Goku!" A young lady with long black hair yelled
"Please, help us!" A pink haired girl yelled also
"Never fear, Ladies! Back off beast!" The Hansome Goku cried
In front of him was a monster...no...better and scarier...The Meeca Monster! It roared and attacked Warrior Goku. Though the monster was too slow and jumped the monster landing on his feet next to the ladies. The Meeca Monster had green...no...pink...no...scaley throw-up green skin. It shot it's bad breath attack! I pulled out my sheild and sheilded the horrible breath of the ugly beast! The ladies cheered for me as I attacked the beast and shot my sword into it's black heart! Wait...I forgot...IT DIDN'T HAVE A HEART! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
((Meeca: (Sharpens sword)))
The monster fell with a thud since it was sooooooo fat! I looked at the ladies and they drooled over him. I'm not surprise he was the most hansome man on Earth.
"You're safe now, ladies! What would your names be?" The Hansome Goku asked
"Mine is Aurora 6, Hansome Knight." The long black haired lady said putting her hand out and The Hansome Knight kissed it
"And I am Jinmay." The pink haired lady said and The Knight did the same thing to her
"Come ladies. Shall we go?" He asked
"Of course." They answered
Then the knight's hansome white horse ran up and Goku helped the ladies get on. He then got on and they rode off into the sunset.
The End!
Artemis: O.o
Blackrose: O-O
Meeca: -.-'
Chiro: (Anime vein) Hey! Jinmay's MINE!
Jose: And Aurora 6 is mine!
Blackrose: (Glares) What was that?
Jose: Uh...BYE! (Rushes out of the chapter)
Blackrose: Pfft, that's what I thought.
Goku: So, how did you think of my story? (Winks)
Artemis: (Stares) It was...
Blackrose: ...very...well...
Meeca: Stupid.
Goku: Hey! You're just jealous, because the readers out there are probably begging for more! Expessaly the ladies...(Winks)
Meeca: (Rolls eyes)
Goku: Good luck, Meecy! (Leaves laughing)
Artemis: That was the worst story I've ever read...
Blackrose: That was the worst author I've ever seen...
Meeca: That boy as an ego bigger then Cananda.
Artemis&Blackrose: Got that right.
Blackrose: Alright, Meecy. Your turn!
Artemis: We're all sure, except Goku, you'll win!
Meeca: Thanks! Alright!
The Killing of the Gaint Ego
By: Neko-Meeca
One-Shot
It was a rainy night. A young boy walked in the rain protected by an umbrella. He stopped as a shadow dashed by.
"H-hello? W-who's t-t-there?" He asked frighteningly
"I, am your worst fear come to life..." The shadow said evily
He gulped and stepped back "I-I warn you! I'm a master at martial arts!"
"Oh, reeeeeally? Then show me your moves, boy!"
He stepped back and shivered as he felt a breath ran down his next.
"Shooooow me."
"N-no! I-I n-need to get h-home!" He said
He darted off hoping to get away from the shadow. He ran, he ran as fast as he could. He heard foot-steps following.
"LEAVE ME ALONE!" He cried and tripped on the wet ground
"I have you now. You can't run from me. You can never run from your fears..."
"NO! GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU DEMON!"
"Demon? I am no demon you Twit. You know me..."
"Know you! I know no demon!"
"I just told you. I ain't a demon...I am--"
The shadow stepped out into the overhead light. The boy went wide-eyed to see Meeca...
"--you friend..."
He laughed and rolled on the ground "Y-you were the one who was stalking me? AHAHAHAHA! You must really like me!"
He laughed more and Meeca glared. She pulled out an object and stepped closer to the boy. He was laughing so hard that he didn't see a rope tie around his neck. She tie the rope around the pole holding one end. One pull. That's all she needed...He stopped laughing and looked at the rope.
"What's this?" He asked
"A noose." She simply said and pulled the rope "Have a nice LONG nap, Goku..."
Then she walked off laughing. All that was left behind was a young boy hanging from a pole motionless...
The End! MWHAHAHAHA!
Blackrose: (Whistles in amazment) Wow, never knew Meeca would do that...
Artemis: Me neither...
Meeca: Hey, he's the one who stabbed a sword in my heart. He diserved it.
Blackrose&Artemis: Point taken.
Artemis: So! Who do y'all think is the best writer? Meeca or Goku? Please tell.
Blackrose: Is he really dead?
Meeca: Nah, when they found him he was still alive...let me rephrase that. Barely alive...BWHAHAHA!
Goku: (Pale) You are one evil girl!
Meeca: I know, and your a Flirt and you have a huge ego.
Goku: I do?
Artemis&Blackrose: Why do you think the story's called The Killing of the Gaint Ego?!
Meeca: Soon to be in book stores nearest you! (Not really, LOL!)
Goku: (Pouts) My story was better!
Meeca: PLEASE! You called it a One-Shoot! It's called One-Shot!
Goku: Whatever!
Blackrose&Artemis: (Sigh)
Blackrose: Well, you guys tell us who's the better writer! Goku (coughidiotcough) or Meeca?
Artemis: Please vote or this war will NEVER end!
Meeca: Oh, big request! This story has 78 reviews. I just want to say thank you all! My request is for you to help me with my quest to 100 reviews by December 5! It'll be my b-day preset from you all, soooooo PLEASE! And even if I have to keep writing chapters until my fingers bleed I will get those 100 reviews! Mark my words! Sooooo PLEASE HELP! Thank you!
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And The next chapter IS gonna be pranking Chiro! I swear on SRMTHFG it is! Thank you to all that's supported me and have been pacent and have helped me in any way! Thanks to you all!