SweetStealer: Hokay! So we're back with a depressingly short shapter. Gomen.
Itachi: You should be sorry.
Kisame: Yeah. I can't believe you made us do this!
Notes:// DUDE! LISTEN TO THE SONGS WHILE YOU ARE READING.
And reviews are love.
.Chapter 24.
As the Akatsuki trooped on stage, the hyper and hysterical fangirls tried to throw themselves onto the unstable platform. Deidara stumbled back and looked around at the masses of people that had come to see them perform. Eyes wide with the numb feeling of shock, the Akatsuki stood looking at the crowd dumbly.
"Will we live through this, yeah?" Deidara asked Hidan, as they two carried their keyboards across the stage.
"No." came the dull answer.
"GET ON WITH IT!" some guy who disliked the Akatsuki shouted, earning him a death cause from many of the fan girls.
His body was never found.
Finally, after long last, Itachi nodded to Zetsu who stared to play. As all of them thanked the higher powers for photographic memories, Deidara started screaming into the mike, causing some girl to go into cardiac arrest in the front row.
"YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Hair flying about his face, Itachi grabbed the mike and started to shout into the mike.
And if your heart stops beating
I'll be here wondering
Did you get what you deserve?
The ending of your life
AND IF YOU GET TO HEAVEN
I'll be here waiting, babe
Did you get what you deserve?
The end, and if your life won't wait
Then your heart can't take this...
Taking his time to wink at a few of his fans, Sasori knocked Kakuzu off stage so he'd be the only bass player.
"IT'S MY SOLO BITCH!"
Huh, no one knew he like the limelight. Poor Kakuzu was beginning to scream, but no one heard him above Itachi and Zetsu's voices.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE you heard the news that you're dead?
No one ever had much nice to say
I think they never liked you anyway
Oh taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakeeeeeeeeeeeeeee me from the hospital bed
Wouldn't it be grand? It ain't exactly what you planned.
And wouldn't it be great if we were dead
Then next line Itachi sang so erotically, several fangirls had minor orgasms in the front row. Oh my.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh dead.
The sewn together Akatsuki member was being attack by fangirls. He disappeared into the sea of shrieks and excited screams.
"IT'S KAKUZU! HE'LL DO US FOR FREEEE! GET HIM!"
Tongue-tied and oh so squeamish
You never fell in love
Did you get what you deserve?
The ending of your life
And if you get to heaven
I'll be here waiting, babe
Did you get what you deserve?
The end, and if your life won't wait
Then your heart can't take this
The Zetsu fangirls was absolutely gushing with love at the sound of his voice. It was rough, yet it had a pretty clean sound. Except when his black side decided to scream at the good parts.
When he saw his fans, he sweatdropped and tried to back away from the stage as one wild girl tried to clamber onto the stage but was pulled off by Kakashi.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE you heard the news that you're dead?
No one ever had much nice to say
I think they never liked you anyway
Oh taaaaaaaaaaaakeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee me from the hospital bed
Wouldn't it be grand to take a pistol by the hand?
And wouldn't it be great if we were dead?
Encouraged by the screaming, (I know I'd be screaming my lungs off), the ex-Akatsuki continued to play, with Hidan taking the next part. The Jashin-sama obssessed man had dressed up as...an insane surgeon and causing girls to impale themselves on spikes.
No. Not really. But close enough.
And in my honest observation
During this operation
Found a complication in your heart
So long, 'Cause now you've got (now you've got)
Maybe just two weeks to live
IS THAT THE MOST THE BOTH OF YOU CAN GIVE?!
Ah, the guitar solo. It was nothing short of amazing.
Itachi and Zetsu shared it. And if your terms of sharing was fighting, you got it right. Itachi shoved Zetsu so he was nearly sucked into the crowd like Kakuzu, but the ex-cannibal kicked him where the sun don't shine.
The Itachi fangirls were in a frenzy with the Zetsu fangirls who decided that while their idols fought, so should they. Deidara and Sasori shared a look as they watched, trying to hide their insane smiles. Still, they were singing background. Nothing to laugh about there.
"ONE, TWO, ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR YEAH!" Deidara decided to take, making his own fangirls swoon with adreneline, as he shrieked into his poor mike.
LA LA LA LA LA!
LA LA LA LA LA LA!
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!
Well come on,
LA LA LA LA LA!
LA LA LA LA LA LA!
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!
Oh MOTHERFUCKER
Hidan DID want some swearing. Very pleased he was. He was, however, a little annoyed at how Kisame randomly butted into the song and decided to sing back up while playing his drumset wildly.
If life ain't just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA!)
Then why are we laughing? (LA LA LA LA LA LA!)
If life ain't just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!)
Then why are we laughing?
If life ain't just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA!)
Then why are we laughing? (LA LA LA LA LA LA!)
If life ain't just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!)
Then why am I dead?
DEAD!
Finally, they finished, sweat dripping from their foreheads and their fingers numb. Kisame threw his drum sticks into the crowd where they were torn to shreds. Sasori had gotten a little too close to the edge of the stage and his old Akatsuki cape had been torn off.
Damn.
"YEAH!" Deidara shouted, give the crowd the 'rock on' sign before jumping off the stage and exiting before he could be taken over by fangirls.
No one noticed Tobi hadn't played with them.
Naruto figited madly behind the curtain. He turned to Itachi was exiting the stage impassivly, holding his groin.
"Hey, HEY! Itachi-teme! What's it like out there?" he asked nervously, catching hold of Itachi's robe.
The Sharingan user looked down at him and said in a monotone voice,
"Hell."
With that, Naruto let him go and slumped against the wall. Kiba and Shikamaru came up to him.
"Look, we're on now. I'm sure it won't be that bad. Seriously." Shikamaru said this with such a lack on enthusiasm that it actually had the opposite effect on them.
"Let's just get it over with. As long as we win..." Kiba sighed and helped Naruto up.
The walked onto the stage and promptly fainted from shock.
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Once again, sorry for the short chapter. I promise I'll have the next one up by next week.
Gaara still wants a cookie. And Hinata. -sweatdrop-