DBF: Sorry for the loong wait! Sorry for the incredibly long wait. Inspiration comes at odd times for me lol

RENO DRABBLES

Why is the world so cruel? I'll tell you why..because theres not enough liquor in the world!

"What does that have to do with death,Reno?" Cloud asked me.

"Simple, Cloud, because if there was no liquor in the world I would die.."

"But that doesn't make sense.."

"What does make sense?"

"uhh.." Cloud sounded like a mindless drone.

"EXACTLY!!" I say with triumph.

Suddenly a familiar looking sword rammed it's way through Cloud's back and pierced his heart. I was dumbfounded for a moment.

"Hahah! That pathetic excuse for a body is now dead!!" Sephiroth triumphantly announced.

"What did he ever do to you?"

"He creamed my ass at DDR!!"

"Soo you killed him.."

"Yeah pretty much.."

"...BYE!!" I say as I was running for my life. My red hair was whipping around wildly and getting in my mouth. Luckily I shampooed and conditioned with strawberry scent so it didn't taste awful..I still would've perferred actual food..like sushi or mochi ice cream.

"REENO!!" Sephiroth yelled after me.

"NOO!! GET AWAY FROM ME YA BLOOD THRISTY A PE!!"

"I JUST WANNA KNOW IF YOU'LL PLAY DDR WITH ME!!" Sephiroth didn't sound too far away.

"ARE YOU CRAZY!?"

I didn't look back but I no longer heard footsteps behind me so I believe he stopped to think that over. That idiot. I quickly turned the corner and entered a super market.

Well I'll end my little adventure today with Sushi and Mochi ice cream. Until next time!

DBF: Well I hope you liked it!