Disclaimer: Here it is the very last chapter, which is also the first Evangelion fan fic I've been able to finish and it will also be the longest chapter I've written for this fan fic. Enjoy.

Epilogue.

Six Months Later.

Gendo Ikari was not in a good mood today. He had been kept from leaving his mansion when Section 2 informed him an assassin was spotted in the area only to vanish three hours later without a trace. When breakfast was severed it wasn't his fancy five star meal, instead he was given a hot steaming bowl of alphabet soup. And to top it all off his visit to Unit 01's cage was halted when he was asked to and I quote: "Gendo Ikari, please report to the Commander's office immediately,". He was confused as to why the announcement referred to him as Gendo and not Commander and why it said the Commander's office and not his office?

"This had better be important Fuyutsuki!" Gendo bellowed pushing his office doors open, seeing Misato, Ritsuko, Rei and Fuyutsuki standing in front of his desk not looking the least bit intimidated by his presents.

"Oh don't worry Mr. Ikari this won't take long," Ritsuko smiled.

"Do not forget that I am the Commander here Dr. Akagi," Gendo rebutted closing in on the small gathering.

"Ah but your see," the chair behind his desk swivelled around to revealing Shinji sitting in it. "You're no longer the Commander here old man,"

"I don't know what you're playing at Third Child but only the Commander of Nerv sits there," Gendo countered growing angry.

"Sub-commander, please inform this dirt bag of the change in command," Shinji requested leaning back in the expensive chair.

"As of 09,00 hours this morning command of the organisation known as Nerv and all its holdings has been transferred to Shinji Ikari as authorised by his father Gendo Ikari," Fuyutsuki read from the printed document in his hand.

"What is this madness? I never authorised such a thing!" Gendo roared snatching the document from his old teacher.

"Then why is your signature on the authorisation form, Gendo?" Rei asked.

She was right, on the bottom of the document was his signature right next to Shinji's and once Gendo approved something, there was nothing that could change it.

"So, you command now. What are you going to do about me?" Gendo asked lowering his head in defeat.

"Well I was thinking about arresting you for crimes against humanity as well as multiple counts of rape and letting the U.N. decide your punishment," Shinji replied making his way to stand in front of the former (Asshole) commander. "But right now I think I'll settle for this,"

Before anyone knew it, Shinji's leg flew out, his foot striking Gendo's groin sharply and repeatedly, followed by a roundhouse kick to the head sending Gendo spinning in mid air three times before he landed unconscious on the marble floor. Planting his foot on the floor Shinji turned to face the rest of the group who weren't even stunned.

"Do you have any idea how good that felt?" Shinji asked sporting the hugest grin possible.

"We can only imagine," Ritsuko replied.

"Good. Fuyutsuki get someone to take this trash to the U.N. then call a decorator, I'd like my new office to have a little more colour," Shinji instructed. "On second thought I want a new office, let's turn this one into something the rest of the staff can enjoy. I also want them to have better hours and increased pay,"

"As you wish, Commander," Fuyutsuki answered using the desk phone to call section two.

"There are a number of projects that pencil dick was embezzling in, I assume you want them terminated?" Ritsuko asked.

"Hell yes! Terminate any projects that he was running for his own benefits, destroy any remains of the dummy plug system and when you're not working on the Evas do some research into regrowing human limbs and other beneficial medical things like that," Shinji answered leaving the cold dark office Gendo Ikari, AKA supreme bastard of the universe once used.

In the hours that followed Shinji had been given his new smaller office close to the commander centre and Nerv's entire staff were informed of the new change in command. Some were wondering if Shinji would turn out to be just like his father but upon hearing the changes to their work hours and increased pay all doubt left their minds for good, Shinji was nothing like that cold hearted bastard. A few days later Shinji announce the entire staff was invited to his wedding with Rei which they planned hold in the Geo-Front and have their honeymoon in Okinawa. Asuka was of course pissed that Shinji and Rei got to go to Okinawa and not her but Shinji promised that she would get a two week vacation in Hawaii's best hotel in the penthouse suite. Naturally she was excited at the prospect of vacationing away from Tokyo 3 and promised not to do anything that might ruin Shinji's wedding. Then there was the problem with telling their friends at school what was going on.

The Next Day at School.

"Hey Shinji, is it true Commander Ikari's been replaced?" Kensuke asked getting into Shinji's face the second he walked through the door.

"If you're referring to that cock biting fucktard who used to be my father, then yes he's been replaced," Shinji answered.

"Forget about Nerv Kensuke, I want to know how things are progressing between you and Rei," Touji chuckled putting Shinji in a headlock. "What have you two been doing all alone in that apartment together? Huh Shinji? Just how far have you gone?"

"I suggest you let Shinji go before Section 2 arrests you for assaulting the Commander," Rei said plopping down at her desk beside Shinji's.

"I'm not assaulting the Commander, Rei," Touji replied.

"Yes you are Touji," Shinji added pulling out his ID. "You are currently holding the new Commander of Nerv in a headlock,"

"Shit!" Touji exclaimed releasing Shinji. "Come on Shin-man, you know I was only playing right?"

"I suppose I could forgive you, if you agree to come to my wedding in three weeks," Shinji mused. "Guess who my fiancée is? She's got blue hair, a wonderful smile and a killer set of legs. You only get one guess,"

"It's Rei of course," Touji replied.

"However did you guess it Touji?" Rei asked snaking her arms around Shinji's neck and tonguing him in front of the whole class.

"Hey you two, you can't do that in class," came Hikari's voice from the door making the couple stop. "And Shinji get your hands off her backside!"

"Thanks a lot Hikari! I was just about suck on Rei's neck," Shinji whined keeping his hand on her butt.

"That kind of behaviour is inappropriate in school. And I told you to get your hands off her backside!" Hikari shouted pulling on Shinji's ear. "I don't care if you are the Commander of Nerv now you can't do anything intimate beyond holding hands and hugging,"

"All right already, let go of my ear," Shinji complained. "And in case you haven't noticed Hikari, there are other students who kiss just like Rei and I did. Besides we'll be like this after we come back from our honeymoon in Okinawa,"

"You're getting married!" Hikari shrieked.

"That we are," Rei blushed holding her left hand out for Hikari to inspect the ring. "You are invited of course, as my matron of honour,"

"Matron of honour," Hikari repeated before promptly fainting.

"I think you broke her Rei," Shinji said picking Hikari off the floor from her shoulders. "Why make Hikari your matron of honour?"

"She is more sensible than Asuka and I would prefer someone who is not from Nerv," Rei answered pulling out Hikari's chair.

"Fair enough," Shinji replied depositing the class rep in her seat.

"So when's your bachelor party Shin-man?" Touji asked dangling over his friend's shoulder.

"I haven't planned one," Shinji confessed.

"Well you can't get married without having a bachelor party and Rei needs to have a hen party," Touji sighed at Shinji lack of planning. "Just let me handle all the details of your party my friend,"

"Not on you life," Shinji replied pulling out his cell phone and dialling the one man he could trust. (A/N: I wouldn't trust Touji either.)

"Fuyutsuki speaking,"

"Sub-commander I was wondering if you could handle the arrangements for my bachelor party and have Maya plan Rei's hen party," Shinji instructed smirking at the disappointed look on Touji's face.

"I'll make the arrangements right away. Also the dress makers will be in tomorrow to take Rei's measurements for her dress. Good luck,"

"Thanks old man," he answered closing his cell phone. "Rei the dress makers will be in tomorrow for your measurements,"

"I still don't know what kind of dress to wear," Rei retorted.

"Oh Rei you have to let me help you! It's my job as you matron of honour," Hikari's sudden return to the land of the conscious made Shinji wonder what she would be like at her own wedding.

"Well I would like to wear something which shows off my legs and shoulders. Shinji always pays attention to my shoulders when we're spooning," Rei whispered to Hikari causing the freckled faced girl to blush.

"Shinji sounds really romantic," Hikari whispered back.

"I'll tell you more during lunch but only you," Rei replied as the teacher entered the classroom.

The Day of the Wedding.

A Week Later.

10 AM.

Two things woke Rei on the day of her wedding, one was the warmth of the sun cascading over her, second was the scent of cherry blossoms all around her. Opening her eyes Rei was greeted to the sight of cherry blossom petals scattered all over her bed and around her head. Smiling a genuinely happy smile Rei sat up and gathered up a handful of petals and brought the up to her face inhaling their sweet scent. Feeling especially giddy this morning Rei crawled out from under the covers to roll around in the petals, giggling insanely.

"Is that giggling I hear?" Hikari asked poking her head into Rei's room.

"I can't help it, I've only been this happy with Shinji," Rei squeaked throwing petals in the air.

"Rei it's your wedding day," Hikari said sighing at how cute the albino girl looked.

"I know," Rei replied smothering her face in petals.

"Hey, Rei! Put something on and come out here!" Misato shouted from the living room.

Slipping into a transparent short white night grown Rei followed Hikari into the living room where Misato and the other women were inspecting a large eight foot long box with 'put Rei in here' written on the side. Rei barely had time to think as she was grabbed by Misato and Ritsuko as the dumped her into the box filled with more cherry blossom petals.

"So how does it feel to be pampered by your husband-to-be Rei?" Misato asked only to get an eruption of insane giggling.

"You need to ask Misato," Ritsuko stated handing her friend a coffee as they watched Rei tossing around for ten minutes before she settled down. "Thirsty Rei? There's some peach flavoured tea here made by Shinji himself,"

"I wish I could have a husband like Shinji," Misato scoffed sipping her coffee.

"Well to bad Misato, Shinji's all mine," Rei pouted not leaving the box.

"I could really use a beer right now," Misato murmured to Ritsuko.

"I'm surprised you didn't drink at all last night," Ritsuko replied.

"I've been going to AA meetings since Shinji moved out. It's because of me and Asuka that he even snapped in the first place," Misato explained staring into the bitter brown substance in her cup.

"You mean to tell me you've been sober for over six months?" Ritsu gasped almost chocking on her coffee.

"I can personally vouch for that Ritsuko," Asuka said scattering the petals over a sleeping Rei. "There hasn't been a drop of beer in the apartment since Shinji left,"

"Is there going to be any alcohol at the wedding?" Maya asked popping out of the kitchen.

"Knowing Shinji he probably ordered some non-alcoholic champagne," Hikari replied taking a picture of Rei on her cell phone and sending it to Shinji's. "I wonder what he's doing right now?"

Shinji's Apartment.

"Hey Shinji you got a message on your phone man, you mind if I read it?" Touji asked holding Shinji's cell phone between his toes.

"Yes I mind! Why do you think we tied you up last night!" Shinji roared snatching his phone away and whacking Touji across the back of the head for the fiftieth time in two days. "Oh hey, Hikari sent me a picture," he paused to open the file. "Oh my god that is the cutest I've ever seen in my life,"

"What is it?" Kensuke asked.

Showing his phone around everyone muttered a series of awes as they gazed upon the picture of Rei sleeping amongst cherry blossom petals. Kensuke was even begging him to teach him how to get himself a catch like Rei, Shinji's suggestion was to get over his obsession with military gear.

Half an Hour before the Wedding.

Within the Geo-Front Gardens.

With Shinji's Group.

"Shinji, could you explain to me why we're following western wedding traditions?" Kensuke asked loading two video cameras.

"This is the way Rei and I wanted to have our wedding," Shinji explained fixing the tie on his tux. "And I don't want to see you focusing on Misato with my camera! I want pictures of everyone so go out there and start taking pictures if you still want that computer assistant job in Nerv,"

"Yes Commander right away sir," Kensuke saluted snapping to attention. Then quickly leaving.

"Are you sure you want to give him access to the Magi, Shinji?" Fuyutsuki asked sitting near the door.

"We'll restrict most of his free access so he can only have a limited amount of downloads per month. He'll have to accept these terms if he wants to get the chance to get inside an Eva," Shinji replied showing no hint of nervousness. "I'm not going to consider him as a pilot unless he can get a sync score of 40,"

"It's scary to think just how much of his intelligence you have Shinji. I'm thankful cleared the charges on me," Fuyutsuki said.

"Well I did need someone I trusted to give her away today and to be her legal guardian for the rest of her life," Shinji added turning to face the old man. "And even after all you've done under his command I still trust you with my life,"

"You have no idea how much that means to me Shinji," Fuyutsuki replied almost on the verge of tears.

"So who's last name are you taking Shinji?" Touji asked from his position at the door.

"Well at first I wanted to take Rei's name so I would have anything relating me to that bastard expect by blood but Fuyutsuki told me Ikari was my mother's name and from now on that man will only be Gendo Rokubungi in my eyes," Shinji explained.

With Rei's Group.

"Rei are you sure you don't want to put on anymore makeup?" Maya asked checking Rei's veil for the fifth time.

"More makeup would only hide me true beauty. That is what Shinji told me when we went to the school costume party," Rei replied trying to not show a hint of nervousness in her voice.

"Didn't you dress as Princess Leia from Return of the Jedi?" Misato inquired. "The part where she was wearing that skimpy slave girl outfit?"

"That's right, Shinji had the outfit made especially for me months before he asked me to be his girlfriend," she replied slipping on her elbow length white gloves. "I think I would have accepted even if I wasn't in love with him just so I could be close to him,"

"That is so romantic," Hikari blushed making everyone else sweat-drop. "How come you're never that romantic with me Asuka? Are you too embarrassed to be close to me? And after all the times I tested your cooking the only nice thing you've done other than admit your feelings for me is sleep with me. Don't you love me anymore Asuka?"

"Of course I love you Hikari, I've just been keeping my feelings closed off for so long I don't know how to be romantic. But I guess that's why I want you to come to Hawaii with me," she replied looking at her footwear in shame.

"You want me to come with you?" Hikari asked suddenly switching from surprised to overly jovial. "I take it back Asuka you are romantic,"

"Don't take this the wrong way Hikari but you're totally bipolar," Rei said adjusting her veil.

"You got that right," Asuka agreed smirking at the pouting brunette.

"All right girls it's show time the guys have taken their places and Fuyutsuki's waiting for you Rei," Ritsuko bellowed making the girls do last second checks on their makeup and dresses. "Ready Rei?"

"Yes, I am ready to become Mrs. Rei Ikari," Rei said pulling the veil over her face as the girls took their places in front of her.

At the Alter.

As the 100 guests waited for the wedding march music to play Shinji stood at the alter shifting from one foot to the other. Kensuke doing as instructed was taking pictures with his camera and video tapping with Shinji's when Touji came running down the aisle.

"They're come, the girls are coming," he called.

"Touji get you butt up here," Shinji growled.

"Right now I hear the key to this is to relax, are you relaxed?" Touji huffed taking his place.

"I am relaxed Touji, I've waited patiently for six months for this moment and I am very relaxed," Shinji snapped suddenly turning panicky. "How's my hair?"

"Shut up, here they come," Touji shushed as the wedding march played.

One by one the girls walked down the aisle, Misato came down first scattering red, pink and white rose petals at her feet. Next came Ritsuko holding a pink lace cushion with the two rings followed by the two bridesmaids Asuka and Hikari, all four dressed in pink silk dresses which came down to their ankles. But Shinji never saw them as his eye rested upon the blue haired angel walking beside Fuyutsuki, holding his elbow lightly and a bouquet in the other hand. Rei was dressed in a strapless white silk leotard and long white flowing open front skirt showing off her flawless shoulder and legs. The fake afternoon sunlight behind her highlighted her pink coated lips, blue hair and facial features through her veil making her look even more stunning. Returning the smile she had on her face Shinji felt his heart lodge itself in his throat as she ascended the final steps where she release Fuyutsuki's arm so he could take his seat.

"I missed you," Shinji whispered.

"It's only been two days," Rei whispered back as they turned to the priest.

"Ladies and gentlemen. We are gathered here today in the Tokyo 3 Geo-Front to join these two people in blessed union. If there is anyone here who believes these two should not be joined speak now or forever hold you piece," he said waiting for an objection which never came. "Seeing as there are no objections would the young couple face each other, join your right hands, recite your vows and present your rings,"

Releasing a breath he didn't know he'd been holding Shinji turned to his lovely Rei and took her hand. "Rei, you may have been a cold ice queen when we first met who only did as you were told but I saw past all that and helped you become the woman you are today. I promise to love you to honour you in sickness and in health for as long as we both shall live," he said taking first ring from the blonde doctor and sliding it on Rei's ring finger. "May this ring be the symbol of our eternal love,"

"Shinji, when I met you I thought you were this scrawny cowardly boy who didn't want to pilot an Evangelion but you did because I was injured from an accident with Unit 00. You went out of your way to help me that night and for that I am eternally grateful. You showed me that loneliness was empty when I was told it was irrelevant, you helped free me from the emotional restraints that were put on by the former commander. I wouldn't be here today if you weren't here. I promise to love you to honour you in sickness and in health for as long as we both shall live," Rei replied taking the second ring from Ritsuko and sliding it on Shinji's finger. "May this ring be the symbol of our eternal love,"

"With the vows that these two had recited and with the giving and receiving of the rings, by the power vested in me by God and the nation of Japan and these witnesses I now pronounce you husband and wife," the priest said. "You may kiss the bride,"

An eruption of cheering and clapping came from the crowd as Shinji lifted the veil over Rei's head and planted a soft kiss on her lips which only caused to increase the cheering. Parting from the formal kiss Shinji and Rei smiled brightly at each other before turning to the crowd and walking down the aisle to receive a shower of even more flower petals from their guests. Waiting at the end was a white horse and carriage which would take them across the bridge to the reception on the small island. Helping his new wife into the roofless carriage Shinji waited as Rei threw her bouquet over her head into the mass of women who wanted to get married. The crowd dispersed to reveal a stunned Hikari with the bouquet in her hands with an equally shocked Asuka beside her.

"You just had to pick them as the matrons of honour didn't we?" Shinji asked chuckling as Touji and Hikari looked at each other with matching blushes.

"Just get your sexy butt in here," Rei replied almost pulling him in.

"You can just save that behaviour for Okinawa my darling wife," Shinji smirked pouncing on her making her shriek in surprise. "See you guys at the reception!"

"Try to keep your hands off each other until the wedding night!" Misato shouted as the carriage moved away.

Reception Hall.

Everything in the reception hall was done up exactly the way Shinji had wanted it and Rei loved it. Everything was a mix of browns, dark and olive greens, purples and some blues, all from a peacock's feathers. A single long table in a white tablecloth for the main group of Shinji, Rei, Touji, Hikari, Asuka, Misato, Ritsuko and Fuyutsuki sat on a small stage for a view of all the other square tables. As the guests took their places Shinji took Rei's hand and lead her out onto the dance floor for their first dance as husband and wife with Kensuke doing exactly what he was instructed. Soon others joined the married couple on the dance floor starting with Asuka and Hikari who made a small spectacle by kissing each other. As the music faded everyone returned to their seats for glasses of champagne and the long dreaded wedding speeches.

"Could I have everyone's attention please," Shinji asked speaking into a microphone. Total silence followed. "I'd like to thank each and every one of you for attending this special occasion on your own free will, it wouldn't be right to have had to order you all to come," A quick chuckle emanated from the crowd and everyone at head main table. "Seriously, before I hand the mic over for what will possibly be humiliating for me and Rei I wish each and every one of you the best of luck for the future. Thank you. Your turn Touji,"

"Thanks man," Touji said receiving a light round of applause. "Well, when I first met Shinji I hated him because I thought I needed someone to blame for my sister's injuries during the battle of the third angel, even though I was the one who was scolded by my father for not keeping an eye on her. But when Shinji saved me and Kensuke from the fourth angel by taking us into Unit 01 entry plug I saw just how difficult it was for him to be given such a huge responsibility even though he was only fourteen. There were many times me and Kensuke teased him about staring at Rei during gym class when she and the other girls were swimming and of course he tried to deny it. By the way Shinji what parts of her body were you looking at?"

"Yes my darling husband, do tell," Rei leered leaning towards him so he had an unobstructed view down her leotard.

"We're all waiting Shinji," Misato cheered.

"I was… thinking about… the whole package. But if you want specifics then I was looking at her legs, shoulders, backside, neck and face. There, are you all happy now?" Shinji whined getting awes, giggles and snickers. "I knew wedding speeches were a bad idea,"

"Sweet bastard I'm getting happy," Touji chuckled taking a sip from his glass. "I'll leave the teasing for someone else but I'd like to offer my congratulations and may you both be blessed with everlasting love and god forbid, many wonderful children. Hikari your turn,"

"Thank you Touji, and like you and Kensuke I have noticed moments when Shinji was staring at Rei. In class he would try to look busy with his school work but I knew he was looking at Rei's reflection in the window," she giggled at Shinji's huge blush. "And there were of course lunch breaks,"

"Must you tell her everything?" Shinji protested.

"A husband and wife shouldn't keep secrets from each other," Ritsuko contradicted.

"A lot of times I would see Shinji on the roof looking into our classroom with a pair of binoculars and there was the rare occasion when I accidentally saw his hand down his pants," Hikari blushed recalling that particular memory. "Of course I had no idea what he was looking at,"

"Asuka suggested I try masturbation, I only did it in the classroom maybe three times a week on the teacher's desk," Rei explained turning to her beet red husband. "You enjoy watching me masturbate don't you Shinji?"

"Yes ma'am," he squeaked trying to slide under the table.

"I guess that explains all those condom boxes I kept finding in his room," Misato said offhandedly.

"You went into my room!" Shinji shouted.

"Well I…,"

"Some guardian you were, no wonder he moved out," Ritsuko sighed. "Find anything interesting in Asuka's room?"

"Hey!" Asuka shrieked.

"Just some dildos and strap-ons," Misato answered.

"Ok I think that's enough talk on people's sex life, if anyone has nothing else to say we still have a reception to enjoy," Shinji said breaking things up before the audience died of blood loss.

10 Years Later.

Somewhere in the outskirts of Tokyo 3 sat an average sized two story house surrounded by blooming cherry blossom trees and other assorted flowers. In a hammock strung up between two cherry trees was the 25 year old and retired commander of Nerv Shinji Ikari staring up at the sky while he waited for his wife Rei to return from a trip to see their most trusted doctor Ritsuko Akagi. After their honeymoon 10 years ago Shinji commanded Nerv for six years before turning command over to Misato who he said was like his second mother, she had prompted fallen to her knees in tears at what he said but was happy none the less and turned Nerv into Japan's strategic defence headquarters for the entire nation. Shinji and the others were still called in as Eva pilots only if the situation called for an Evangelion deployment. Kensuke surprisingly remained in Nerv as a computer technician and along with Ritsuko developed the next generation of spacecraft as well as discovering a way to make Mars habitable for humans to live on. Ritsuko even let her hair go back to its original brown colour. Asuka went on to be Japan's most popular fashion model with Hikari as her manager and they both featured in a bondage porno film which Shinji and Rei own.

"Shinji, I'm back," Rei called breaking him from his musings.

"Out here Rei," Shinji replied brushing the cherry blossom petals of his face. "So what did our favourite brunette have to say about your morning vomiting ritual?"

"Well she said there was nothing to worry about, nausea and vomiting in the mornings is normal for women with this condition," Rei answered cautiously approaching the hammock.

"And just what is this condition?" he asked sliding off the hammock.

"Shinji… I'm pregnant," Rei said waiting for his response. "And I'm about a month along,"

"I guess that explains the unfinished bowl of chocolate ice cream and mustard I found in the sink," he said brushing the petals off his clothes.

"Is that all you have to say?" she asked feeling the tears starting to well up in her eyes.

"Rei I already knew you were pregnant before you went into Nerv. That's why I've asked Misato to send us the best baby products in the world, after we make a list that is," he answered bringing her into a warming hug. "I'm also researching the best things to do during the pregnancy to help make the baby healthy. I will not let our child go through the same nightmare we experience, I swear to you Rei,"

"I know you won't Shinji. You already proved that 10 years ago. That's why I know you'll be an excellent father to our daughter," she replied, tears of happiness streaming from her eyes.

"You mean it's a girl?" Shinji asked pulling away to look at her face.

"Ritsuko was able to predict the sex of the fetus, she also wants me to come in every week for a check up," she answered closing her eyes as Shinji kissed away her tears.

"Then we'll do it, we'll do whatever we have to do for the baby," Shinji said scooping her up and bringing her inside to lie down on the couch. "This is the fourth happiest day of my life,"

"What are the other three?" Rei asked letting Shinji pull off her shirt leaving her topless.

"When you agreed to be my girlfriend, when you said you'd marry me and the wedding itself," he answered moving down to kiss her belly. "Hey there little one. You and your mother are my whole world now. I will not let anything happen to either of you. I swear it, little Yui,"

"You're giving her your mother's name, that's so sweet," Rei sniffed at his words. "Make love to me Shinji,"

"Anything for you my darling wife," Shinji whispered stripping Rei of her skirt and g-string then stripping himself.

The End.

Omake!

"Shinji?" Rei asked.

"Yes my dear," Shinji replied.

"There's something I have to tell you before we make love tonight," she whispered.

"And what would that be?" Shinji asked searching for the zipper to her wedding dress.

"When Gendo created me he made a mistake with my gender. I was born a boy not a girl," she answered watching for Shinji's reaction.

"So you mean every time one of your copies was activated you came out with a dick?" he asked very surprised.

"That's right," she reaffirmed.

"HOLY SHIT I'M GAY!" he shouted running over and jumping off the balcony.

SPLAT

"Oops,"

"Oh my god she killed Shinji!"

"You bastard!"

"Ah the hell with it," Rei muttered jumping off as well.

SPLAT

"Next time try landing on your feet road-kill!"

Omake 2.

"Some guardian you were, no wonder he moved out," Ritsuko sighed. "Find anything interesting in Asuka's room?"

"Hey!" Asuka shrieked.

"Just the dildos and strap-ons I got for her," Misato answered. "Whenever Hikari comes over we have a threesome for hours,"

"Sounds like heaven," Touji mumbled his nose bleeding like a waterfall.

"Why don't you and Maya come over next time, I've always wanted to take it up the butt while fucking Asuka," Misato suggested.

"Uh Misato Touji's dead," Hikari said checking the jock's pulse.

"At least he died with a smile," Asuka replied.

Disclaimer: I'm sorry for not adding the honeymoon or a lemon I'll try making that into a deleted scene fan fic and sorry for making you wait so long for this update, I hope you enjoyed the end result. PLEASE TELL ME YOU ENJOYED THE FINAL CHAPTER!