I got the idea for this from my mum (and she said it's okay for me to write this, so don't flame me about plagiarism), who writes ones like these for the Star Trek fandom (only not on this site). It's supposed to be 100 words or less, but I couldn't manage it, so I've got 144 instead.

Yes, I know this is twisted, but it's a Sunday and I'm bored. Please, please forgive me for inflicting this on the CATS fandom...

Disclaimer - Do I look like Andrew Lloyd Wbebber or TS Elliot?

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"OW!" Tugger yelped. "Not so hard Bomba! It can break, you know!"

"Relax," the red queen purred as she pushed his head back into the blanket. "Just lie back and let me do the work."

She looked down to where her paws were and gasped, her eyes growing large.

"Heaviside, that's a big one!"

"Only the best for you, baby," Tugger smirked.

Several minutes later, and he wasn't joking. He whimpered as her paws raked through his fur. Bombalurina roughly pulled her claws through it as Tugger laid back and purred. All too soon, it was all over and Bombalurina was leaving Tugger's den.

"Same time next week?" she asked.

"Of course," Tugger smirked. "Only next time, don't do it so hard, yeah?"

Bombalurina raised an eyebrow as she turned to leave.

"It's hardly my fault if you keep letting your mane get matted."

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-Innocently-What did you think it was about? Stop looking at me like that, you're scary...

Anyways, this is quite possibly only the first in a long chain of these, so beware! Mwahahahaha! My twisted-ness doesn't end here!