It's a Shinn-Stellar Thing

As Lunamaria and Rey walked side by side in their shiny, red Zaft uniforms, each step they took was synchronized and if you looked closely, you could almost swear their breathing was synchronized too.

"Hey Rey," Lunamaria said out of the blue.

"Yes?"

"Why is Shinn always looking at the sea lately? I mean, look at him! Always daydreaming and it freaks me out. You know what? I think he's beginning to drink water, don't you think that a little insane?" Lunamaria was almost yelling.

"No, its just you," Rey said calmly, trying to ignore the fact that this woman was actually his teammate in a war.

"Its still weird," she said as her phone rang and she hastened to answer it.

"What?" she said a little too sharply into the receiver.

"I have a plan with what to do with your love-struck boyfriend," a raspy male voice said over the wireless.

"He's not my boyfriend, asshole, what do you want?" Lunamaria asked.

"I've got a plan to hook them up. And when I mean them, I mean the blonde chicken and the black beetle. You know, the BLONDE and the BLACK HAIRED ONE," the voice said with a little bit too much emphasis on the obvious.

"I'm not stupid, you weirdo," Lunamaria said, making a face.

"Whatever you say. Just meet me in the Attha Memorial Park at around 3-ish tomorrow," the voice said "And remember, I'm calling you anonymously"

And then he hung up.

Lunamaria pressed the end call button and looked at Rey with an exasperated look on her face.

"Who was it?" Rey asked.

"He wishes to remain anonymous," Lunamaria said.

"Auel?" Rey asked, a raised eyebrow of amusement crossing his face.

"Yup."

The next day, at around 3-ish at the Attha Memorial Park

Lunamaria was with Rey and they were looking for their "mysterious caller" which is a sixteen letter phrase for Auel. Little did they know that their mysterious caller was about to jump them from behind.

"Fark, Auel, cant you say hi like a normal person?" Lunamaria asked.

"Dahling, you know very well that I'm not normal," Auel countered then shot a glance at Rey. "Whats this DUDE doing with you?"

"Just curious. Maybe hoping for a bit of something to do," Rey said with a little hint of a smile.

"Alright, maybe you can be one of the people who play decoy and stay out of the way," Auel said smugly.

"I don't think so," Rey said.

"Okay, whats your plan, Auel?" Lunamaria interrupted them before they could go all out on each other (the fighting kind of all out not the other one, yuck!).

"Well, it involves a girl and a boy, that's for sure," Auel said in a voice so low that he sounded like a midget.

"You haven't thought of this for a long time, now have you?" Lunamaria asked suspiciously.

"Well, to put it shortly, no. I thought of it for like….half a minute then I called you," Auel said with surprising honesty.

"God help me…" Rey said.

--End of Chapter One—

Disclaimer: Gundam does not belong to me. Neither do the characters or anything else.

Author's note: Halloo! I know the story seems confusing since Auel is supposed to be killing the ZAFT pilots, not conspiring with them but please bear with me since this is not a war. This is a ShinnxStellar fic.

Oh and if you would be so kind as to review, that would be greatly appreciated because I don't know if I suck big time or if I even did this right. I don't even think I know what I'm doing so PLEASE review. Thanks!