Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto so don't sue me if you hate this story.

Author's Note: Yes. A high school fic. There's so many around nowadays that I decided to stick one up myself. Enjoy!

Chapter One- The Brats

"NARUTO!" the voice of a full-grown male hollered as the said blonde burst out of classroom, running for his dear, young life. "NARUTO UZUMAKI! WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU I'LL- uuorgh…" Iruka stomped out of his classroom and shouted at the retreating blonde. Suddenly, a loud rumbling sounded from his stomach as he doubled over and clutched it in pain. "Uuggh… Need… Bathroom…"

As the brunette half-sprinted half-hobbled towards the little boy's room, Naruto burst into a fit of laughter and rolled on the ground. "O-Oh my god! Haha! T-That w-was hilarious!" Tears streamed down his cheeks as he fought to control himself.

Suddenly, something hard knocked him in the head. "Ow! What the heck?" the blonde looked up and saw a girl with cropped, strawberry locks, glaring down at him.

"Naruto…" her voice held a deadly, sinister tone.

He gulped. "Y-yes, Sakura-chan?"

"Let me get this straight. You put laxatives in his coffee?" she placed a hand on her hip.

"Haha," Naruto squirmed as more people poked their heads out to see what all the commotion was about. "S-stop, Sakura-chan! D-don't remind me, you're m-making me laugh more- haha!"

Ugh, it was hopeless. "Naruto! You know we could get in some major trouble for this?"

Naruto wiped the tears from his eyes and stood up. "Don't worry, Iruka-sensei likes us. He won't go that far."

"Oh man," a boy suddenly ran up to the two and grabbed Naruto by the shoulders, "Dude, you should go listen to Iruka-sensei! He's shitting out a whale over there!"

Sakura sweat dropped. Naruto's ears perked up. "Really? What's it sound like?"

"Here," the boy motioned, "I recorded some of it on my cell phone."

"Ah- Dear lord," Iruka's gruff voice sounded from the small object. "Ooh, when I get my hands on Naru- OH DEAR GOD! It's coming!"

All other sounds were drowned out by Naruto's and the boy's whoops of laughter. A few phrases were heard here and there, like "SWEET MOTHER OF MERCY!" or simply the sound of Iruka pounding his head against the bathroom stall.

Sakura merely glared at them in disgust. "That's disgusting, put that away." She snatched the phone from the boy and turned it off.

"Aw," Naruto groaned, "Sakura-chan! It was getting to the good part!"

"If you think the sound of Iruka suffering from major diarrhea is good then obviously you need help."

The blonde pouted and crossed his arms. He and Sakura were best friends, and most people thought it was a bad combination. Both were fiery, but Naruto was a child at heart and loved to pull pranks. He wasn't exactly the top of the food chain when it came to academics, but he was more street-smart than book-smart.

Sakura was like air. Light and free- but she had more of a head on her shoulders than her best friend did. She had perfect grades and would have been a perfect student- had it not been for the fact that Naruto tended to drag her down with him whenever he suffered the consequences for a prank.

There was a third friend named Chouji, but he was always off in some corner eating his potato chips or whatever he could get his hands on. Heck, even the cafeteria food sounded good to him. But be aware- if you EVER dared to call him fat, you would soon regret it. Chouji preferred the term 'Big-Boned'. Overall the trio made a good team, even though they weren't considered as one of the most popular in Hokage High coughdorkscough.

Sakura switched back to the subject. "Well, what are you going to do now?"

"Ah, don't worry about it. I'm sure it's just another few weeks of suspension or cleaning up after school. No biggie. Just relax, Sakura-chan. I've got this all under control."

"WHAT! I'M EXPELLED?"

Master Sarutobi winced as he stuffed a few balls of cotton into his ear. "Yes, Naruto, I'm afraid that you've simply caused too many offenses here."

Sakura sighed and pulled Naruto back down to his seat. His mouth hung wide open and nearly touched the floor. How it stretched that far she may never know.

"Told you, Naruto." Sakura sighed as she crossed her arms.

"That goes for you too, Miss Haruno."

"WHAT?" Sakura immediately sprang from her seat. The elderly principal twitched as a glass vase on his desk cracked.

"I thought you said to sit down," Naruto mocked. Not taking her eyes off Sarutobi, she landed a punch in the back of the blonde's head.

"What do you mean by 'expelled'?"

"I'm sorry, Miss Haruno," he pulled out a file with her name on it, "But it says here in your record that you've done as many offenses as Mr. Uzumaki here. We simply can not risk anymore damage."

"B-but," Sakura sputtered, "I didn't do anything! All those times Naruto dragged me down with him!"

"Miss Haruno…"

"And that time when the paint in the art class was replaced with cheese fondue, that wasn't me!"

"Miss Haruno…"

"And when the all the candy in the school 'seemingly' fell from the sky…"

"Miss Haruno…"

"And that time when there was glue on one of the toilets in the teacher's lounge…"

Sarutobi coughed abruptly at the mention of that incident as Naruto fell off his chair, howling in pain/laughter. "Alright Miss Haruno, we get the point."

"So you won't be expelling me then?"

"Oh no. You're still going to get kicked out."

"Wha-? But why?"

"Though you say you didn't commit those heinous acts, there still isn't any proof to support your claims. I'm sorry but we have to send you away, we have no choice."

Sakura whimpered and slumped sadly in her chair. There goes her reputation. Naruto frowned at her depressive attitude. "Aw, I'm sorry Sakura-chan…" She merely growled at him and glared. He yelped and hid behind his chair.

Ah, Sarutobi would pray for whichever school received Naruto and Sakura next.

"So you guys got expelled?" a pudgy boy said as he walked with his friends, all the while digging in a bag of chips.

"Expelled is such an ugly word," Sakura said.

Naruto tried to sneak a few of the snacks but before he could even get a finger in, he was pummeled to the floor. "DON'T TOUCH MY FOOD!

"My bones… Lost all feeling in legs… life… fading before eyes." Naruto twitched and reached for Sakura. "Sakura-chan, your beautiful face is disappearing. Please, grant me just one kiss before I die…"

"Oh be quiet," she snorted as she rolled him over with her foot. "You're such a drama queen. Anyways, like I was saying, expelled is such an ugly word."

"Does 'blatantly banished and rejected' sound any better?" Chouji offered.

…

What? What did he say?

"Aaahh, my head! It burns! Big words shriveling up my brain!" Naruto whined and ran around in circles.

"Aw, Chouji you made Naruto think," Sakura gently pat the blonde on the head. "There, there, you'll be alright. It'll pass."

Naruto didn't know if he should feel happy or insulted. Sakura had just straight out called him dumb, yet she was also comforting him.

"So what school are you guts going to go to now?"

Suddenly, both Sakura and Naruto froze and turned around wickedly. Chouji gulped and backed away from them. That patronizing gleam in their eyes was starting to creep him out. "You?" they said in unison, "You mean 'We'."

"We? Since when is it a we?" Chouji's brows furrowed. Sudden realization dawned on him. "Oh no you didn't."

"Sorry," Sakura shrugged, "But if we leave then you leave too."

"No, no, no, no, no," the "big-boned" boy threw his hands up in utter refusal. "No way, I'm perfectly content with my life here at Hokage High."

Sakura and Naruto frowned. "But Konoha Academy won't be fun without you."

"Is that where you're going? Konoha Academy?"

"Yes."

"Well then absolutely not."

"Please?"

"No."

"Please?"

"No."

"Pretty please with sugar, whipped cream, chocolate sauce and a cherry on top?" Sakura stared at him with fake tears in her eyes. Chouji groaned. Oooh… all those delicious food descriptions. He licked his lips.

"Pleaaasseee? With sugar, caramel, chocolate, cherries, strawberries, and all the delicious, sweet things you could imagine on top?" Sakura batted her eyelashes.

"And ramen!" Naruto cut in, "Don't forget the ramen!" Sakura sweat dropped and stared at him. "…What?"

"Hm, I'm not sure," Chouji tapped his chin while stuffing another mouthful of chips in hip cheeks, "Hokage High makes a mean Chicken Tuesdays."

"Ew, that stuff was chicken? Ha! And here I was thinking that it was something they scraped off the underside of tables!" Naruto laughed heartedly. He did not see Chouji's eyes flare up in anger.

"Did. You. Just. Insult. Food?" Chouji glared daggers at him, "Food? The great almighty ruler of all things?"

"Eh?" The Uzumaki boy sweat dropped. "I…"

"YOU DID, DIDN'T YOU? I'LL KILL YOU! HYAH!"

"AIYYEEEE!" Naruto screeched like a little girl as he galloped about the park, jumping over bushes and leap-frogging over grandmas. A few kids protested as he sprinted desperately through their playground. "How the hell are you running so fast? Doesn't all that fat slow you down?" Chouji became more enraged and his speed increased. "AIYEE! I TAKE IT BACK, I TAKE IT BACK!"

Sakura merely giggled and watched them. No matter how amusing she found it, she'd better put a stop to it before Chouji beat Naruto within an inch of his life.

"They have great food," Sakura called. Immediately Chouji froze.

"R-really?"

"Mhmm, only the best."

"WELL THEN WHAT ARE WE WAITING HERE FOR? LET'S GO GET THOSE ENROLLMENT FORMS!"

Sakura giggled and Naruto sweat dropped as Chouji pulled them away. Ah, Konoha Academy was in store for a lot of surprises.

Reviews. No flames. I don't have any marshmallows that need roasting. Any chracter requests for who Sakura and Naruto might end up with?