A/N: I don't own any of the people in this story. And I'm sure SOMEONE has the same plot so I can't say I own that either... By the way, I fond the idea for this story while looking through the HP C2 community's. Please review! Thanks for your time.

I, Sirius Black, Marauder, Sex God, has go- Moony stop laughing!

Sex God? Oh your funny Sirius.

I am a Sex God!

Whatever you say, Padfoot.

Shut it Prongs.

What were you saying Sirius?

Thank you Wormtail, my onliest friend. Like I was saying; I, Sirius Black, Marauder, Sex God, has gotten a dat- Moony! Stop laughing at me!

I can't help it. It's just to funny!

I agree with Mr. Moony. And anyway's, Padfoot, in order to be a Sex God it would be implying that you are a God. And you sir, are no God.

Shut up James.

Plus, don't you need to have SEX to be a SEX God? And aren't you a virgin Sirius?

Shut up, James!

Oh, so all those girls Sirius sleeps with aren't real?

Not helping Wormtail.

Oh no, the girls are real. But the sex isn't. If fact the most Sirius has ever done with a girl is kiss her.

I said, SHUT UP!

In fact I think he's a fruit.

Moony, what are you doing?

Cutting the tension.

Oh.

Are you? A fruit I mean?

No.

Are you sure?

You guys suck.

At least we don't suck what you suck.

Hey, I thought of another Godly name for Sirius: God of Fairy's and Fruit and the like.

I HATE you guys.

We hate you to, honey.

Ugh. I'm going to bed.

Goodnight O' great God of Fairy's and Fruits and Other Wonderful Gay things!

You aren't my friend anymore Remus.

Oh come on. I was only joking.

Goodnight you guys. I hope you all choke and die!

You don't mean that.

No, I don't. But if any of you make one more 'Sirius is gay' jokes then, so help me god, I WILL castrate the lot of you.

Prongs, I'm scared.

As am I Remus, As am I.

'Night!

Good night. (cough) God of Fairy's (cough)

I will get you Lupin. You wont know were or when but you will be sorry.

Oh! I'm soooooo scared!

You don't believe me. But trust me on this one; you will NOT be happy.

Whatever you say. Fairy.

3 days later, The Great Hall

SO REMUS, HOW DID YOUR DATE LAST NIGHT WITH THAT BLOKE FROM IRLAND GO?

You dirty rotten bastard.

Hey Lupin, your a fag?

I hate you Sirius.

I know, isn't it wonderful?