Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha or Bleach. And I do not make any profit from writing this story.

A few words: This is something that have been molding around inside my head for quite some time. For all you lovers of Sess in Character will most likely be disappointed with this story because he will be out of character later on.

Mixed up Magic

Captain Hitsugaya rubbed his forehead and got ready to scold his vice captain once again. That woman was more than just a nuisance. She was a walking disaster area. He had already told her three times to come and clean up all these scrolls that she had spread out all over his office. But she had always come up with some excuse but now he have had enough. He got up from his desk and went in search for the big busted woman.

"Matsumoto-san, get your butt into my office and clean up the mess you've made," growled the white haired captain when he finally found his red headed vice captain.

"But Hitsu-chaaaan!" whined Matsumoto and used her special weapon.

"But nothing, vice captain, and don't call me Hitsu-chan! I am your captain," snorted Hitsugaya. He saw her pout but he had a long time ago set up a good defence against that look. He was immune to her puppy eyed look.

Matsumoto pouted when she saw her captain point towards his office. She was not going to get away with this. She hung her head and began to walk in front of him. As she entered his office she heard him shut the door behind them. She turned around and was faced with an aquamarine look that told her that she just had to get started… or else!

Hitsugaya crossed his arms and leaned back against the door. He would not move until she had cleaned up the mess she had made. He wouldn't budge until every scroll was placed on the shelves. She tried the "you have kicked a puppy"-look but he just shook his white head. It wouldn't work this time. Instead he just closed his eyes, silently telling her that it wouldn't work. She just had to clean up before he let her out of his office.

But when he heard a surprised yell he opened his eyes again and what he saw made him curse silently.

Matsumoto was wrapped up in a purple light. She looked shocked as she tried to move but couldn't. And suddenly she began to disappear. She held out a hand in front of her face and she could see right through it. She turned her face towards her captain, silently asking for his help.

"Matsumoto-san!" yelled Hitsugaya and rushed forward and grabbed her arm.

What happened next was just a blur of purple colours. All Hitsugaya could think of was to hold on to his vice captain with all his might and at the same time he cursed her for being so sloppy with the magic scrolls. 'This woman will be the death of me..' he thought as he suddenly felt a pull of gravity in his body and they both fell down towards what he thought was the Earth.

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Sango's hold on her small sword tightened. Her boomerang had been thrown away by her opponent so she couldn't reach it so she had to rely on her sword and the small arsenal of weapons that was hidden inside her slayer suit. And that would not help her take down this demon. No, he was far too powerful for that. She bit her lip and panted lightly as she got ready for another strike from him. They had fought for twenty minutes already and she was getting tired. But quick look over on her enemy told her that he had not even broken a sweat yet. 'Damn bastard…' she silently cursed as she forced herself to look into his golden eyes.

She was separated from her friends and she knew that they wouldn't know what had happen to her. She was going to die here in this glade today. He was going to kill her and she couldn't do anything about it. But she wouldn't go down without a fight and she was going to make sure that it was a bothersome fight for his stoic ass-ness. But in the long run – she didn't stand a chance against him.

This demon could probably walk through her old village without even getting a scratch on his flawless skin. He would have taken them all down if he had wished it. And now she was standing face to face with him with only a short sword and a few small shurikens and a hidden dagger. This was probably Sango's last day alive.

Him being Lord Sesshoumaru. Inuyasha's older half brother. The ice assed bastard himself. A demon that despised every single human he laid his eyes on… one exception was the little girl that traveled with him. But that was the only one. Otherwise he hated the human race and thought them to be vermin that should be exterminated.

The twisted thing about this fight was that he was fighting against a woman that had devoted her life to slay demons, a demon exterminator. He looked at her with indifference as he put his right hand up and it began to glow dangerously. He had expected her to beg for her life as her main weapon had been put out of her reach but instead she had just unsheathed her small sword and she had blocked several attacks from him.

"Human filth," the lord snorted as he got ready to throw another attack at the human female. He saw her eyes narrow, how she awaited his attack and something said that she would dodge it this time as well. "I will dispose of you now."

Again he waited for her to beg for her life but she just changed the position of the sword in her hand as if she wanted to scream to come and get her. This human female would not give up and beg. He could see it in her dark eyes. This female would fight till the death.

"Prepare to die," he stated and his fingers formed a long, glowing whip with a sickly green colour.

'Mother, Father, Kohaku…. soon I'll be with you…' thought Sango as she watched the demon lord form his deadly poisonous whip. If she was touched with that one she would be dead within seconds.

She was quite sure that he had expected something else from her. He had expected that she would go down on her knees and beg for her life. But hell would freeze over before she would ask a demon to spare her life. She would never beg or plead for her life in front of a demon.

But as she moved to stand more in a defensive position she could see that he hesitated. His eyes followed her every move and yet she could see that he was ready to give her the final blow… so why hesitate? He could've taken her out much earlier. Was he playing some kind of cruel cat and mouse game with her?

She wanted to scream to him to finish this quickly, to kill her as fast as he could so she wouldn't feel any pain. But then it would be begging and as stated, Sango would never beg a demon for anything, not even her death.

Sesshoumaru studied the female in front of him. He knew that she was one of his half brother's pack members He wondered why she had been alone at the moment he encountered her but right now he didn't care. He wanted to break her spirit but it seemed as if it was impossible. He had to admit that he was a little bit impressed by her. She was not like other humans he had fought against. Two or three attacks and they were on their knees begging for their lives… this female was putting up a good fight… for a human. He could tell that she would not give up; she would fight to the death if that was called for.

Sesshoumaru lashed out with his whip and saw her dodge it with ease. Her agility was good, he confirmed as she made a flip through the air and landed a few feet away from where his whip had split a tree in half.

Suddenly the air above the glade was crackling with a strange sound and the lord turned his eyes up and what he saw made him a bit baffled. The heaven above was turned into a cascade of purple colours and he could see lightings go from a certain centre. It was odd and he moved closer into the glade's centre.

Sango noticed the sound and her eyes moved to look at it. She couldn't help but notice that the colours were almost the same as the ones when Kagome went through the magic well. And the sound… that sizzling sound was almost deafening. What was going on?

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Hitsugaya was going to kill his vice captain the moment they touched ground and survived. Gods, that woman was so much trouble. He could feel her wrist slip from his grip as the purple light swallowed them.

And then….. he was free falling through the skies and what met his eyes was a female face that spoke volumes of surprise. 'SHIT!' he silently cursed as he realised that he would fall right on top of this woman. In the distance he could hear Matsumoto scream and he knew that they were in the same dimension at least.

But before the white haired captain could think any further he was caught by a pair of strong arms and then he tumbled down to the ground. He felt them tumble around before stopping and when he did he look down into a pair of blazing dark eyes.

SMACK

"PERVERT! Remove that hand or I will CUT it OFF!" a woman's voice shouted. Or almost shrieked and the sound hurt his ears.

Hitsugaya was unsure for a second where the heck his hands were but as he came to he saw that his hand was palming the chest of a person… his hands was palming a pair of breasts of a woman. He pulled away as if he had burnt himself and then came the next shock. He was sitting right on top of a female but he couldn't find the strength to stand up. And he was looking into a pair of blazing burgundy ones.

"Who are you?" they both said.

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Sesshoumaru could barely breathe. He had something soft stuffed into his face and when he tried to push it away he was feeling more softness under his palm. He heard a female voice moan and he groaned. That sound she had made went straight to his loins for some reason he could not comprehend.

"W-what happened? Hitsu-chaaaan," the female cried out and suddenly the pressure against Sesshoumaru's face was gone. Instead he was faced with the very generous cleavage of a female's breasts.

And just when the almighty strong lord of the dogs was about to push the annoyance off him, she fell forward again and his face was squished with all that soft female flesh again.

"Hitsuu-chaaaan…"

"Get off me you freaking pervert and don't you dare touch my breasts again!"

"I'm not touching you!"

"Get off me you wench!"

"Taichou!"

SMACK!

"Will stop hitting me woman!"

"Pervert."

"WENCH, get off me or else I WILL kill you."

"Captain… he wants to kill meeee…"

Sesshoumaru was more than ready to murder whom ever it was that presser her tits into his face. She was suffocating him and he couldn't really move his right arm because it was trapped in between their bodies. Once he was rid of this nuisance he would dispose of her and there would be nothing left after he was done with her.

From far away he could hear the slayer's voice as she threaten someone with castration. He felt his balls crawl as high up as they could. That was a big no-no… never mention castration or neutered when you had dog demons around. When the slayer went into that "Don't touch me you perve-mode" she was even more dangerous than with a small sword in her hand.

Another slap.

'And still… I need to breathe…' Sesshoumaru managed to free the hand that had been trapped between his and the female's body and he grabbed her by the neck and pulled her back. 'AIR!"

"Taichou!"

"Matsumoto-san… you're ok?" asked Hitsugaya and turned his head around and saw his vice captain sit on a person who had silver hair just like himself.

"Y-yes I think so… although… CAN YOU DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS GUY!" She pointed towards the demon lord beneath her and she failed to see that the man under her was beginning to fuming.

Not only was he looking right into her cleavage like a little pup who never had seen breasts before but he could feel that his body was beginning to respond to the closeness to this whiny bitch.

Hitsugaya rose to his feet and stumbled away from the woman who still was cursing to kingdom come for his perverted ways. And sent a green glare at her hoping that it would shut her up but the woman was not going to take his hint. Instead he found himself having to block a punch against his face.

"What the hell are you doing!" snarled Hitsugaya as he looked at the raging woman in front of him.

"Bastard… you touched me," she fumed.

"And I said I was sorry, I did not really plan to land on your body although all that softness did cushioned my fall a bit."

Hitsugaya was about to turn around when he stopped and looked at the woman and then he looked at his vice captain the man she had landed on. Something was odd here…

"You can see us?" he asked the female.

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