Another little song parody because they are just that fun. I don't own the pirates and I don't own the Twelve Days of Christmas
The Twelve Days of Christmas: Pirate Style
On the first day of Christmas my pirate stole for me: A monkey in a palm tree.
On the second day of Christmas my pirate stole for me: Two talking parrots and a monkey in a palm tree.
On the third day of Christmas my pirate stole for me: Three white wigs, Two talking parrots and a monkey in a palm tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas my pirate stole for me: Four gold medallions, Three white wigs, Two talking parrots and a monkey in a palm tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas my pirate stole for me: Five Jolly Rogers, Four gold medallions, Three white wigs, Two talking parrots and a monkey in a palm tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas my pirate stole for me: Six poppets screaming, Five Jolly Rogers, Four gold medallions, Three white wigs, Two talking parrots and a monkey in a palm tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas my pirate stole for me: Seven cannons firing, Six poppets screaming, Five Jolly Rogers, Four gold medallions, Three white wigs, Two talking parrots and a monkey in a palm tree.
On the eighth day of Christmas my pirate stole for me: Eight blacksmiths hammering, Seven cannons firing, Six poppets screaming, Five Jolly Rogers, Four gold medallions, Three white wigs, Two talking parrots and a monkey in a palm tree.
On the ninth day of Christmas my pirate stole for me: Nine Commodores ordering, Eight blacksmiths hammering, Seven cannons firing, Six poppets screaming, Five Jolly Rogers, Four gold medallions, Three white wigs, Two talking parrots and a monkey in a palm tree.
On the tenth day of Christmas my pirate stole for me: Ten Captains drinking, Nine Commodores ordering, Eight blacksmiths hammering, Seven cannons firing, Six poppets screaming, Five Jolly Rogers, Four gold medallions, Three white wigs, Two talking parrots and a monkey in a palm tree.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my pirate stole for me: Eleven damsels fainting, Ten Captains drinking, Nine Commodores ordering, Eight blacksmiths hammering, Seven cannons firing, Six poppets screaming, Five Jolly Rogers, Four gold medallions, Three white wigs, Two talking parrots and a monkey in a palm tree.
On the twelfth day of Christmas my pirate stole for me: Twelve skeletons scaring, Eleven damsels fainting, Ten Captains drinking, Nine Commodores ordering, Eight blacksmiths hammering, Seven cannons firing, Six poppets screaming, Five Jolly Rogers, Four gold medallions, Three white wigs, Two talking parrots and a monkey in a palm tree.