Okay. Lords chapter as requested by Sagewolf. (plus I wanted to do a lord's one anyhow. XD)

PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING AND INDICATE YOUR ACCEPTANCE OF OUR TERMS BY SIGNING IN THE SPACE BELOW

I certify that all the information provided by me, whether on this document or not, is as royal sounding as possible; because this IS a document to make me a prince/princess, right?

I understand that as a condition of employment, I will be required to be as lordly as possible without wearing a jewel encrusted crown. Wearing a crown just makes too much sense. People don't need to SEE that I'm superior to them. They should just know.

I understand that the Fire Emblem Universe requires all males who are 18 through 25 to have at least ONE living relative. Be it a sister, brother, mother, father or uncle.

I understand that the FE Academy will check with the Fire Emblem Royalty Association to figure out my lordly importance to the story. Hopefully it's a good role, because if you're an evil prince/princess you'll be killed within' the next 20 or so chapters of game-play.

I understand that, as a condition of employment I will draw a random weapon name out of the RWG (Random weapon generator) hat in the FE Academy to determine whether or not I get a really powerful, badass weapon, or something really cheap and weak that has a passable critical-hit rate that'll never land me any critical hits anyhow. (the previous statement was in NO possible way referring to the Rapier. Nope. Not at all)

I authorize any of the persons or organizations referenced, and I release all such parties from being responsible for your injuries while pretending to be an important character in the story.

With few exceptions, you have the right to request any and all information about the opposing forces so that you have the slightest chance of victory when your tactician/smart party member finds the gaping hole in the enemy's defense that no one ever seemed to see prior to their mentioning it.

You also have the right to say that the truth isn't, in fact, true because hey, you're royalty. And what you say, goes.

Fire Emblem law requires that you're automatically enlisted in the Mend Staff health insurance plan because if we didn't spend all of our money taking care of the lords that end up becoming powerhouses if people would actually take time to level them up, we'd have to spend more time on shudder minor character development.

The Fire Emblem Academy is in no way responsible for your death; whether it be part of the storyline or not, because it can't actually happen. You're the most important character in the game, and we say you can't drop dead even if you want to. (refer to section 1 for 'space-time-continuum glitch')

SIGN

THIS APPLICATION MUST BE SIGNED HERE:

I think I did okay on that. I hope the people that read this think so too. R&R plz. I have cookies.

Ciao. (P.S. Coming up is a special contract personally requested through PM by a good friend. Any new requests will be handled after this special contract.)