The New Rapper....................
Authors Note: I decided to write about Krillin, him and Goku need a job! This is only the first chapter! But a character from my other story is added in. Tenor, read the other fic (The story of Serena) to find out more about him.
"You guys are so lazy! Go get a job!" Chichi shouted. She was in the kitchen scolding Goku and Krillin. She was cooking dinner for the two as they came inside, bored!
"But Chichi," Goku sighed.
"No buts!" Chichi shouted. He trudged outside with Krillin at his heals. Goku flopped down in the grass.
"Man! Where are we gonna get a job!?" Goku whined. Krillin sighed.
"Hey! Lets look in the newspaper!" Krillin suggested. Goku got up and ran to get the paper. He came back, and tossed it to Krillin.
"Hm...Mail clerk...Police Officer...Lab assistant...Rapper...RAPPER!?! Lets do that!" Krillin said standing up.
"There's an address here too!" Krillin said reading the paper. He took of towards the city.
"Hey, this'll be fun!" Goku smiled. Krillin landed at a small building.
"Hello, we're applying for this add in the newspaper," Krillin said to the man at the front desk.
"Hm, you look like you might do!" The man said.
"I'm Greg," He greeted shaking their hands. Greg had short brown hair, and brown eyes. He wore a black suit with a red tie.
"The first thing you guys need is an attitude, and to talk like a rapper," Greg instructed.
"You mean like 'sup dawg!'?" Goku asked.
"Yes, I think you've got it!" Greg grinned. Then he looked at their clothes.
"Now you guys need new clothes," Greg said pointing to the mall across the street. Goku and Krillin ran over to it. Greg slowly followed.
"Ok, try these on," Greg said handing Goku a pair of size XXXXXXXXL
"WHOA!" Goku shouted from the dressing room. Goku walked out with the pants so baggy he tripped over them.
"They'll do!" Greg nodded. Then he placed a hat backwards on Krillin's head. He gave Krillin baggy black pants, and a red shirt that said "Sup?" on the front. Krillin put it on, and then Greg placed gold chains on his neck. Goku was wearing a black shirt with lips on it. He gave Goku some silver chains and rings. Krillin shook his head. "NO rings! Wait...how much will we get paid?" Krillin asked. Then Vegeta walked up to them.
"What the hell are you guys doing?" He asked.
"Yo! Vman, Big V!!! Whats fryin in you skillet dawg?" Goku asked. He twisted his hands around like a rapper. Vegeta frowned.
"We're going to be rappers!" Krillin explained.
"Don't call me that Kakarot!" Vegeta shouted. Then he laughed at their costumes. "What is this? Halloween?" Vegeta said between laughs. He laughed until he couldn't breath.
"Vegeta," Bulma called. Vegeta cleared his throat, then walked away laughing.
"Anyways, you've got the attitude Goku!" Greg winked at Goku.
"Now that you have the right wardrobe, lets work on the walk," Greg instructed. He started doing this pimp walk, shaking his butt and swinging his arms. He stuck his chest out like a girl..... Goku and Krillin tried it.
"Hey, thats not bad!" Greg complemented.
"Walk like a man...Walk like a man," Vegeta sang in the distance. Then he cracked up again. Krillin glared in his direction.
"Ok, I think you've got it, Now all we need is the songs, and the moves!" Greg grinned.
"Come back tomorrow, but work on tat attitude and the...walk!" Greg stuck his nose in the air and did the "walk" Goku and Krillin nodded flying away.
"Where have you two been!?!" Chichi shouted.
"We...have become rappers!" Goku smiled.
"RAPPERS? RAPPERS? What the hell? Why would you go and do that?" Chichi shouted.
"Well....because you told us to get a job?" Krillin said meekly.
"But Rappers!?!?" Chichi asked. She groaned and ran upstairs. Goku and Krillin did the "walk" into the kitchen. Gohan, Piccolo, Goten and Tenor were sitting at the table.
"What the hell are you doing?" Piccolo asked watching Goku.
"Sup dawg!?!" Goku asked.
"What is up wit all you cool cats?" Krillin questioned.
"We, are rappers!" Goku answered.
"What the hell are rappers?" Piccolo asked. Tenor climbed off of Piccolo's lap and grabbed Goku's big jeans.
"Whats with these?" He asked. Goten gave a look wondering the same thing. Goten and Tenor were five years old. Tenor was Piccolo's son.....His mother, Serena, was at home.
"Hey! Don't ruin my style!" Goku said stepping back. Running his fingers through his hands.
"Yeah," Krillin answered. Then Vegeta ran in with a camera.
"Smile!" Vegeta snickered.
"Go ahead take a picture! How can you resist this?" Goku said striking a pose next to Krillin. The two "rappers" stood like models. Vegeta lowered the camera and looked at Piccolo. Piccolo shrugged shaking his head.
"Man, Serena would crack up if she saw this!" Vegeta muttered. Piccolo nodded.
"Come on, you know you want me," Krillin grinned at Vegeta. Vegeta stepped back. Piccolo picked up Tenor and started backing against the wall.
"HEY!! THAT COULD BE A SONG!" Krillin shouted.
"How can you resist this...you know you want me! I've got to acll Greg!" Krillin sang. He grabbed the phone to call Greg.
"Who the hell is Greg?" Vegeta asked.
"Whoa Vman, Big V! You mean to tell me you have no idea who Greg is?" Goku grinned.
"Whoa, mondo loser! You've got to have the 'walk' and the attitude to be cool...like us!" Krillin said as the phone rang.
"Hello?" Greg answered.
"Greg, this is Krillin we have an Idea for a song!" Krillin said. Goku was trying out a new dance. He held his hands in the air and moved his hips and feet. Piccolo raised his eyebrows, and so did Vegeta. Then Goku flipped over and was spinning on his head.
"So thats why he's so dumb," Vegeta whispered to Piccolo. "Hey Big V! I heard that!" Goku muttered.
"Don't call me that!!!!" Vegeta shouted. Piccolo snickered.
"Yeah Gman! Dawg what is up wit that laughin?" Goku asked.
"Gman?" Piccolo frowned.
"Yeah, Greenman!?" Goku smiled. Vegeta raised the camera to take a picture.
"Oh Big V, I knew you couldn't resist...this," Goku said running his hands down his hips. Then Goku winked at Vegeta. Vegeta turned and ran as fast as he could with Piccolo following. Gohan hadn't said a word. He just turned and ran.
"Wait up guys!" Gohan shouted.
"No way in hell am I going back there!" Piccolo shouted. "YEAH!" Vegeta yelled.
Authors Note: I decided to write about Krillin, him and Goku need a job! This is only the first chapter! But a character from my other story is added in. Tenor, read the other fic (The story of Serena) to find out more about him.
"You guys are so lazy! Go get a job!" Chichi shouted. She was in the kitchen scolding Goku and Krillin. She was cooking dinner for the two as they came inside, bored!
"But Chichi," Goku sighed.
"No buts!" Chichi shouted. He trudged outside with Krillin at his heals. Goku flopped down in the grass.
"Man! Where are we gonna get a job!?" Goku whined. Krillin sighed.
"Hey! Lets look in the newspaper!" Krillin suggested. Goku got up and ran to get the paper. He came back, and tossed it to Krillin.
"Hm...Mail clerk...Police Officer...Lab assistant...Rapper...RAPPER!?! Lets do that!" Krillin said standing up.
"There's an address here too!" Krillin said reading the paper. He took of towards the city.
"Hey, this'll be fun!" Goku smiled. Krillin landed at a small building.
"Hello, we're applying for this add in the newspaper," Krillin said to the man at the front desk.
"Hm, you look like you might do!" The man said.
"I'm Greg," He greeted shaking their hands. Greg had short brown hair, and brown eyes. He wore a black suit with a red tie.
"The first thing you guys need is an attitude, and to talk like a rapper," Greg instructed.
"You mean like 'sup dawg!'?" Goku asked.
"Yes, I think you've got it!" Greg grinned. Then he looked at their clothes.
"Now you guys need new clothes," Greg said pointing to the mall across the street. Goku and Krillin ran over to it. Greg slowly followed.
"Ok, try these on," Greg said handing Goku a pair of size XXXXXXXXL
"WHOA!" Goku shouted from the dressing room. Goku walked out with the pants so baggy he tripped over them.
"They'll do!" Greg nodded. Then he placed a hat backwards on Krillin's head. He gave Krillin baggy black pants, and a red shirt that said "Sup?" on the front. Krillin put it on, and then Greg placed gold chains on his neck. Goku was wearing a black shirt with lips on it. He gave Goku some silver chains and rings. Krillin shook his head. "NO rings! Wait...how much will we get paid?" Krillin asked. Then Vegeta walked up to them.
"What the hell are you guys doing?" He asked.
"Yo! Vman, Big V!!! Whats fryin in you skillet dawg?" Goku asked. He twisted his hands around like a rapper. Vegeta frowned.
"We're going to be rappers!" Krillin explained.
"Don't call me that Kakarot!" Vegeta shouted. Then he laughed at their costumes. "What is this? Halloween?" Vegeta said between laughs. He laughed until he couldn't breath.
"Vegeta," Bulma called. Vegeta cleared his throat, then walked away laughing.
"Anyways, you've got the attitude Goku!" Greg winked at Goku.
"Now that you have the right wardrobe, lets work on the walk," Greg instructed. He started doing this pimp walk, shaking his butt and swinging his arms. He stuck his chest out like a girl..... Goku and Krillin tried it.
"Hey, thats not bad!" Greg complemented.
"Walk like a man...Walk like a man," Vegeta sang in the distance. Then he cracked up again. Krillin glared in his direction.
"Ok, I think you've got it, Now all we need is the songs, and the moves!" Greg grinned.
"Come back tomorrow, but work on tat attitude and the...walk!" Greg stuck his nose in the air and did the "walk" Goku and Krillin nodded flying away.
"Where have you two been!?!" Chichi shouted.
"We...have become rappers!" Goku smiled.
"RAPPERS? RAPPERS? What the hell? Why would you go and do that?" Chichi shouted.
"Well....because you told us to get a job?" Krillin said meekly.
"But Rappers!?!?" Chichi asked. She groaned and ran upstairs. Goku and Krillin did the "walk" into the kitchen. Gohan, Piccolo, Goten and Tenor were sitting at the table.
"What the hell are you doing?" Piccolo asked watching Goku.
"Sup dawg!?!" Goku asked.
"What is up wit all you cool cats?" Krillin questioned.
"We, are rappers!" Goku answered.
"What the hell are rappers?" Piccolo asked. Tenor climbed off of Piccolo's lap and grabbed Goku's big jeans.
"Whats with these?" He asked. Goten gave a look wondering the same thing. Goten and Tenor were five years old. Tenor was Piccolo's son.....His mother, Serena, was at home.
"Hey! Don't ruin my style!" Goku said stepping back. Running his fingers through his hands.
"Yeah," Krillin answered. Then Vegeta ran in with a camera.
"Smile!" Vegeta snickered.
"Go ahead take a picture! How can you resist this?" Goku said striking a pose next to Krillin. The two "rappers" stood like models. Vegeta lowered the camera and looked at Piccolo. Piccolo shrugged shaking his head.
"Man, Serena would crack up if she saw this!" Vegeta muttered. Piccolo nodded.
"Come on, you know you want me," Krillin grinned at Vegeta. Vegeta stepped back. Piccolo picked up Tenor and started backing against the wall.
"HEY!! THAT COULD BE A SONG!" Krillin shouted.
"How can you resist this...you know you want me! I've got to acll Greg!" Krillin sang. He grabbed the phone to call Greg.
"Who the hell is Greg?" Vegeta asked.
"Whoa Vman, Big V! You mean to tell me you have no idea who Greg is?" Goku grinned.
"Whoa, mondo loser! You've got to have the 'walk' and the attitude to be cool...like us!" Krillin said as the phone rang.
"Hello?" Greg answered.
"Greg, this is Krillin we have an Idea for a song!" Krillin said. Goku was trying out a new dance. He held his hands in the air and moved his hips and feet. Piccolo raised his eyebrows, and so did Vegeta. Then Goku flipped over and was spinning on his head.
"So thats why he's so dumb," Vegeta whispered to Piccolo. "Hey Big V! I heard that!" Goku muttered.
"Don't call me that!!!!" Vegeta shouted. Piccolo snickered.
"Yeah Gman! Dawg what is up wit that laughin?" Goku asked.
"Gman?" Piccolo frowned.
"Yeah, Greenman!?" Goku smiled. Vegeta raised the camera to take a picture.
"Oh Big V, I knew you couldn't resist...this," Goku said running his hands down his hips. Then Goku winked at Vegeta. Vegeta turned and ran as fast as he could with Piccolo following. Gohan hadn't said a word. He just turned and ran.
"Wait up guys!" Gohan shouted.
"No way in hell am I going back there!" Piccolo shouted. "YEAH!" Vegeta yelled.