Disclaimer: Lack of originality means that I DON'T OWN ARTEMIS FOWL.
Homework
Trouble and Grub were doing their Academy homework together. Trouble was already two thirds of his way through his textbook. Grub was on the first page of his.
'Trouble! I got the question wrong!' whined Grub.
Trouble looked up. 'Let me see it.'
Grub shook his head. 'No! Because I'll have done something stupid and you'll laugh and say I'm stupid, like always.'
'I never say you're stupid, Grub.'
'You just did it then!'
Trouble sighed, and took Grub's book. He stifled a chuckle. 'Um, Grub, I think you're doing the wrong question.'
Grub scowled and snatched his book back.
Yay, drabbles. Hey, is anyone else wandering why I keep starting new stories but I haven't finished If This Isn't Love and I keep claiming that I need to study?
Good, because I'm wandering that too. Let me know if you figure out why. Oh, and it would be good if you could simultaneously review. And also, if you can do it in less than 150 words, explain to me in a way I understand how water can possibly ionise itself. Thankyou.
Oh, and these should be updated fairly quickly, but probably erratically too.