The Most Retarded Story Yet…
THE SEQUAL! Dum dum dum duuum!
Prologue: you need this for the story (4 an inside joke )
Naruto was eating so fast that he choked and died.
"YAY!" Everyone cheered as Hinata resurrected him.
"Oh maaan!" they all moaned.
"Hahahahaha!" Naruto laughed, "Now I will be alive to annoy you all!"
"Um…um yeah." Hinata stuttered.
Then, Neji pulled out an AK47 and shot her like 400 times.
"YAY!" Everyone cheered except for Naruto who resurrected her.
"Oh maaan!' Everyone moaned especially (the very, very, hot-EE) Neji.
"Hahahahahahaha now she will be alive to resurrect me!" Naruto laughed at them.
Story: this is like the real and actual story; so yeah!
All of the same characters from last time (not Hinata, just like Sasuke, Sakura, Gaara, Tenten, Ino, and very occasionally, Neji ) were all sitting around bored.
"Hey guys!" Naruto yelled, "let's go and…"
"No." Tenten, Sakura and Ino cut him off sharply.
"Hey, aren't you guy's going to do your share a community service?" Lee asked as he walked by carrying a full cardboard box.
"What?" Ino asked.
"You know that stuff that Gai Sensei suggested we do?"
"You actually took that seriously?" Sakura asked.
"Of course I did, Gai Sensei is the best ever!" Lee exclaimed.
"Baka!"
"Gay Wad!"
"Fag!"
"Hippie!"
(I could go on all day.)
Then, Neji appeared out of nowhere and shot him like 400 times with an AK47.
"YAY!" they all cheered.
Gai Sensei resurrected him.
"Oh maaan!" everyone moaned.
"So, what now?" Ino asked.
"You guys have to do that community service!" Gai said.
"What! We don't give a crap about the community!" Sasuke protested.
"Too bad." Gai laughed.
Konaha Soup Kitchen
"I didn't know Konaha had a soup kitchen." Ino stated looking around.
"I guess it does now." Sakura answered.
Gai began to make them serve bowls of soup to all of these creepy looking homeless people.
"Hey, Naruto!" Sakura shouted to him all the way across the room, "Stop eating the soup!"
"But its good!" he shouted back.
"I swear I think Lee had an accident in the pot!" she yelled
Everyone in the room stared at her in awe. And the people eating the soup spat in at the person across from them.
"Oops." Sakura sighed, feeling very small. She walked away from the counter and back to the kitchen, where the soup was being made.
"Gai Sensei!" Sakura shouted.
"What is it?" he asked.
"Lee took a pee in the soup!" she sighed.
"Well, it isn't is fault, he's only a child you know!" Gai answered.
"He's at least fifteen!" Sakura protested.
"Yes. And very adorable!"
"Puh-lease!" Sakura muttered under her breath.
"Somebody shoot Naruto!" Ino shouted from the eating-place; he was being sooo annoying to her.
"Gladly!" Neji said as he appeared with his AK47 and shot like 400 times.
Sakura ran out of the kitchen just in time to see it happen.
"YAY!" everyone cheered and Hinata appeared and resurrected him.
"Oh maaan!" they all moaned.
"Hahahahahaha!" Naruto laughed, "Now I will be alive to annoy you all!"
"Shoot Hinata!" Ino and Tenten yelled.
"She already disappeared!" Sakura told them.
"Hey, young man!" Gai shouted at Neji, "Get of that table and get working on your community service!"
Before he got a chance, Hinata came back. This time only, she was sitting in a huge army tank. Then she shot them all except for Gaara and Neji (who are the coolest here ). Then disappeared.
"Hey, Neji?" Gaara asked.
"What?"
"Why don't you shoot the homeless people, so we don't have to do community service any more."
"Ok!"
Neji shot them all.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Gai shouted, "We're supposed to be helping them!"
And then Neji shot him. Lee too.
And then Hinata resurrected Naruto.
"Hahahahahahaha! I will be alive to annoy… whoa! What happened here?"
Then Gaara killed both Hinata and Naruto with his sand.
The end
This was so much fun to write so I hope you had fun reading it. Once again, this is a sequel so you might want to read the other one to. (U don't' have to). Also I might make another sequel after this to before the month is over so you might want to read that to when I'm finished writing it. I'd like to thank everybody who read it a PLEASE take the time to review.
Thank you again,
EE-(initials)