A Strange Adventure VI
Puberty Blows
By
NocturneD (WINGZ)
Note: Well, here I am again making another story without completing anything else. But this was made by popular demand on the message boards and felt it was a good idea. Make sure to check out the message boards sometime, a lot of good stuff goes down there.
Chapter 1: Different
Today was Monday and that meant the start of a brand new week and pile of homework that is enough to work its way up to the moon. Give thanks to Mr. Ratburn for making that almost possible the previous week and it seems this week it might actually reach the moon. The children of his class were busy talking to each other while there was still time before Mr. Ratburn comes in and starts the lesson for the day.
Arthur and Buster were talking about Bionic Bunny as usual while Brain was already training his intelligence before Mr. Ratburn comes in. Muffy was too busy giving out fashion tips to all the girls, even when they haven't asked her for any. Binky was actually picking his nose and flinging his boogers onto George's antlers who while was busy drawing pictures. Sue Ellen was flipping through a "National Geographic" magazine and then there was Fern who was wearing more clothes than she used to.
Sue Ellen was the first to notice as she was finished the millisecond Fern sat down before the bell rang. The students were ready for Mr. Ratburn to come in only to find out, he was late. Again... Sue Ellen looked to her side and asked Fern, "Isn't it a little hot wearing all that?" Fern didn't even reply as she kept to herself silently.
The door opened to reveal it was Mr. Haney the school principal as the first thing he did was walk to Mr. Ratburn's desk and cleared his throat, "Your teacher Mr. Ratburn won't be coming back because he left on a maternity leave, though I have no idea why the man isn't even married. But Mr. Ratburn left me some instructions for me to announce the race for student-body president."
The children looked at each other confused, Mr. Haney tried to explain, "You see children, the former student-body president resigned his position and we are trying to find a new one. Kind of pointless really since this school is still losing more money everyday and since the other classes don't want to do this, I believe that Mr. Ratburn already chose some candidates from this class?"
Arthur and Muffy stood up from their desks, Mr. Haney adjusted his glasses "Ah, so it's you two then? Might I ask a few questions because we just don't want anybody running for president." Arthur and Muffy weren't even paying attention, "Uh Arthur, tell me what would be your first act of duty if you were elected student-body president?"
Arthur was scratching his head, "Uh... My first act as president is to tell Binky to flush the toilet and don't leave any surprises behind, the smell was so unbearable no one could set foot in there. Like last week George passed out from the odor while trying to pee."
Mr. Haney crossed his arms, "I could agree with that. Now Muffy, what would be your first act?"
Muffy then started to speak, "As my first act as student-body president I would make it so the girls get served lunch first, and..."
"Boo!" Shouted Buster.
"Muffy sucks! Muffy sucks! Muffy sucks!" Binky then joined in while standing on his chair.
"Binky Barns sit down before you fall down and hurt yourself!" Mr. Haney warned. "Anyway, to tell the truth you two I think you both suck but we have no candidates for this stupid election but this is the best we can do."
A long bit of silence until a tumbleweed comes passing by in front of Mr. Haney, "I guess you can use this time do homework, I'll be back later to check up on you." The principal left, everyone looked at each other. They all took a vote and decided to skip school for the day and go to the park.
Unfortunately it was rather warm outside while Fern was trying to keep cool underneath a tree. Sue Ellen caught sight of Fern while she was playing catch with Francine and the guys, she quickly excused herself from the game and walked over to the girl that was all alone. "Hi Fern. What are you doing here all alone?"
Fern didn't even reply as she kept silent with her back still to the tree. Sue Ellen knew there might be something wrong, "Fern you know if there is something wrong you can tell me." Fern turned her head to look the other way, "Why are you wearing so much clothing? Do you have bruises or something? Is that it?"
"Look if I show you would you promise to keep it a secret?" Fern asked. Sue Ellen nodded and gave a pinky swear, Fern sighed and slowly pulled off her violet purple sweat shirt, then she unbuttoned her shirt that she normal wore and opened it up to reveal her undershirt.
"I don't get it, what am I supposed to be looking at?" Sue Ellen asked while trying to figure out something different.
Fern just sighed, "My mom said I'm maturing into a young woman because... my chest is starting to grow."
Sue Ellen stared deeper at Fern's chest, "I still don't see anything..."
Later that night the Crosswire's were throwing a party for a friendly get together for the parents and newly weds that just moved in to Elwood city just last week. Mr. Crosswire was busy fixing up his red tie as usual that is the only one you ever see him in while Mrs. Crosswire was busy giving orders of where the refreshments go as Baily was making room on the long table.
Eventually everybody came including the newly weds Carlos and Mora. Pretty much the party was doomed at the very start while everyone sat in the living room being quiet and looking all around the room. Mr. Crosswire was sitting in his big arm chair with a glass of wine in one hand gently twirling it around to watch the liquid jiggle, "So how long have you two know each other?"
Carlos was already asleep with his head tilting to the side, Mora elbowed him in the chest to wake him up while she replied, "About four years."
The room went silent again for about five minutes then Mr. Crosswire got an idea, "Say how about we play a game? Honey where's the monopoly game?"
"Muffy took that game with her over the Frensky's place, all we have is twister." Mrs. Crosswire replied after sipping her glass of wine.
Out of nowhere Mrs. Barns jumped up and ripped off her clothes leaving her completely naked, "ALRIGHT TWISTER!"
Suddenly everyone in the room vomited except for Mrs. Barns, Mr. Crosswire wiped his face with the curtains and asked, "What kind of Twister do you play!"
"Honey I think I gone gay." Mr. Read said while looking at his wife.
"Ah we knew you were gay since day one so quit pulling our chains." Mr. Armstrong said.
"I think we're going to need some more alcohol." Mr. Frensky said then started guzzling down a bottle of gin.
Meanwhile over Francine's place the girls where having a slumber party which was kind of odd for a school night but fun none the less. The girls were there Muffy, Sue Ellen, Prunella, Jenna, and last but not least Fern. Katharine was in the living room watching television trying to get her mind off the constant giggling coming from the bedroom. Fern was again trying to cover herself constantly, Sue Ellen rolled her eyes at this. The girls were playing a few board games while Fern laid down on her stomach again trying to cover herself.
"Hey let's play truth or dare!" Muffy suggested, pretty much they went by her order so they had to play. "Okay Jenna, truth or dare?"
The gray car girl thought to herself then replied, "Truth."
"Do you have a crush on someone?" Muffy asked
"No... not anymore..." Jenna admitted, "Prunella, truth or dare?"
"Truth." Prunella replied.
"When you look at an older guy. What part of him do you like? The face, eyes, or body?" Jenna asked.
"Oh that's easy, the butt... I mean body... I MEAN FACE!" Prunella blushed. "Okay Sue Ellen, truth or dare?"
"Uh dare I guess." Sue Ellen answered while still looking at Fern.
"Whisper in my ear something secret you know about one of your friends." Prunella ordered.
Sue Ellen looked at Fern who was reading a magazine at the minute then moved over to Prunella to whisper in her ear, "Fern says she's growing boobs."
Prunella's eyes widened as she repeated loudly, "Fern says she has boobs already!" All the girls sat there with their eyes widened and mouths almost to the floor except for Sue Ellen and Fern.
Meanwhile at Buster's house...
Buster gasped, "Fern has boobs?"
Arthur asked, "Buster we're supposed to be watching Bionic Bunny and your saying someone has boobs, what the hell?"
Buster looked at Arthur, "Oh sorry, just saying random things."
to be continued.
Note: Wow, just wow. Oh and if you think this is perverted and hate it I'm not stopping you from leaving. Yes Fern has started puberty at an early age, it happens sometimes. Guess you know what might be coming next!