1. Riku's Anger and Ansem's Creeping Pajamas

Riku awoke to a loud BOOM! Coming from the other side of the hotel he lived in. He sat up, looking around. He grabbed his shirt and put it on and then got out of bed and rushed for the door. He swung it open and a maniacal laughter filled his ears. "Live my giant Lucky Charm live!" Riku groaned loudly. He knew who that was.

"AXEL!" Riku shouted at the top of his lungs as the roof of the hotel came off. "WHAT THE HECK DID YOU DO THIS TIME?" he demanded, storming through the hallway of the hotel. Several people poked their heads out, every single one of them shouting, "AXEL!"

Riku was met by Leon, Cloud, Sephiroth, Xemnas, Demyx, Larexen, and Sora who were all going to go kill Axel for waking them up. Just as they approached his room, they saw what had torn off the roof. A giant rainbow Lucky Charm stood there, the roof balancing on its head.

Riku glared at it before raising one of his feet and slamming it into Axel's door. The door cracked and then came crashing down in a heap. Riku was strong! (Yay!) Riku glared at Axel who was in a corner. He was wearing a pair of fake glasses that had this little nose attached to it that made Axel's face look disfigured. It also had a mustache on it! "Oh hey guys! Meet Lucky! My giant Lucky Charm!" Axel said, grinning like an idiot.

Riku stepped up in front of Axel until he was at least a foot away and growled, "Want ta meet my new buddy, Axel?"

"EUU! YAY! A NEW FRIEND!" Axel cheered and clapped happily, "So what's his name?"

"His name is 'fist'. Fist, meet Axel's face." Riku growled, slamming his fist into Axel's face. He didn't even look at the damage he caused as he spun around and headed towards the door, cracking his knuckles as he went. "Axel you are the dumbest thing on the planet. I rest my case and good night everybody!"

"My turn!" Sora growled, his Keyblade appearing in his hand. He was just about to hit Axel with it when this big black sleeping blob appeared in front of Axel. Sora blinked and dropped his Keyblade as he looked at the black Heartless that floated in the air. He fell backwards, shaking with laughter.

On the floating Heartless, Ansem was snoring, wearing pajamas with Hello Kitty as the pants and then on the shirt it was decorated with Dora the Explorer. (THE HORROR!) Axel looked up from his bloody nose and broken jaw and died laughing even though he couldn't move his jaw and he was covered in blood.

Cloud, who had his giant sword out and had been hacking at the evil rainbow, couldn't help but laugh a Ansem fell off his guardian and rolled on the floor and continued snoring like an idiot.

Sephiroth was blinking in utter shock and tentatively poked the thing that he could have sworn was Ansem and it twitch. Sephiroth shuttered. He didn't like this thing and it's odd obsession for Hello Kitty shutters and Dora the Explorer shutters so more

Leon burned the giant marsh mellow that was laughing as well and all the marsh mellow's ashes covered Ansem from view and everybody sighed with relief. Xemnas, Demyx, and Larexen were all glaring at Axel and it was Larexen who came up to him and snarled, "You woke me up and I NEED my beauty sleep!"

"I beg to differ, you're not very pretty!" Sephiroth had to say which earned him a death glare from Larexen. He shrugged her off and glared at Cloud who was glaring at the ashes of the evil rainbow charm thing and growled, "I'll kill you later."

"What was that?" Cloud snapped, holding his sword up in battle stance.

"Um…nothing. I just said that I'd eat my breakfast later." Sephiroth lied, not thinking fast enough.

"Oh okay, well it's midnight anyway so I'm going back to bed." Cloud said, strolling out the door.

'What a dork!' Sephiroth thought with mockery as he went back to his own room. Leon and the rest followed, leaving Axel with a broken jaw, a bloody nose, and signed hair because Larexen had zapped him with her lightning claws.

Meanwhile Riku was just going back to sleep when he forgot that he had left the door open. He went to go close it and then went back to bed only to see the stars up above him and remembered that the roof was gone. Then he heard a loud, voice singing country music:

When I get where I'm goin'

On the far side of the sky

The first thing that I'm gonna to is

Spread my wings and fly

Gonna land beside a lion

Run my fingers through his mane

Where find out what it's like to ride a drop of rain

Yeah when I get where I'm goin'

They'll be only happy tears

I will shed the sins and struggles I have carried all these years

And I'll leave my heart wide open

I will love and have no fears

Yeah when I get where I'm goin'

Don't cry for me down here

I'm going to walk with my Granddaddy

And he'll match me step-for-step

And I'll tell him how much I missed every minute since he left.

Then I'll hug his neck

Yeah when I get where I'm goin'

They'll be only happy tears

I will shed the sin and struggles I have carried all these years

And I'll my heart wide open

I will love and have no fears

Yeah when I get where I'm going'

Don't cry for me down here

So much pain and so much darkness

This world we stumble through

All these questions I can't answer

So much work to do

But when I get where I'm goin'

And I see my Maker's face

I'll stand forever in the light

Of his amazing grace

Riku couldn't take it any longer. There were two people singing now TWO! He yelled at the top his lungs at the sky, "SHUT UP YUFFIE!"

"But that's not me!" Yuffie whined back from a distance.

"FINE THEN! SHUT UP AERITH!"

"Okkayyy Riku." Aerith called back before dropping silent. There was still a second voice. Riku knew who it was.

"ANSEM STOP SINGING IN YOUR SLEEP!" Riku yelled. The singing stopped and for once since the twenty minutes that Riku had just arrived at the hotel, there was peace.

When morning came, Riku awoke to find that there was a burning smell in the air. He looked up at the sky and then shot up out of bed and rushed towards the door and down towards the breakfast area/lobby. Sephiroth and Ansem were standing there, chatting about evil dark things while Tifa, Yuffie, and Aerith were talking about something Riku didn't understand. It sounded like this:

"Why aren't you dead Aerith?"

"I don't know. I got stabbed and blah, blah, blah."

"Blah, blah, blah…"

Riku turned away from them and saw Cloud talking with Leon and Sora. Axel was grabbing a doughnut while Larexen was slapping Demyx with a waffle with a moogle imprinted on it, yelling, "I love moogles you dumb moogle hater!"

Okay so everything was fine ,so what was burning? Suddenly Riku turned to look back at Sephiroth and Ansem. They had something in their hands. All at once a blood-chilling scream came from inside the kitchen followed by several others. Riku rushed over to the two of them only to find that Ansem had made voo doo dolls out of all the peoples that worked in the hotel and had gasoline and a light held up to one of them. Sephiroth poured the gasoline on it and Axel laid it down on the metal cart. Riku could only watch as they ignited it and a man came running out, on fire, screaming like a baby. Riku grinned a wicked grin as he snatched an Axel voo doo doll from Ansem, who tried to take it back but Riku quickly explained his plan to Ansem.

Riku then asked for a glass of water at the desk. He added ice to it and then stuck the doll into the cup. Making sure no one was watching, he shoved it into the freezer and turned the freezer onto 'Ice Age Cold'. Riku turned to look at Axel who was shaking like mad saying, "I-It's s-s-s-s-s-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o c-c-c-c-c-c-c-cold!" Everyone turned to look at Axel just in time to see him freeze.

Larexen poked him in the head. Nothing happened. She shocked him. Nothing. A grin danced on her face as she grabbed one of Axel chakrams and caught it on fire. She shoved it under his arm, letting it burn. Axel remained frozen. Meanwhile Ansem, Sephiroth, and Riku had fallen over, laughing like idiots. Only they knew what had really happened to Axel.

"Well I think it's time for a funeral." Sora said.

"Funeral? Who would go to a funeral that had Axel in it?" Larexen spat in disgust. That only made the three of them laugh even harder.

"Someone who's stupid enough to believe Axel is dead." Cloud growled. "Riku, get that voo doo doll out of the freezer!"

"Aww! But it's funny!" Riku said, opening the freezer. He was met by a blast of icy wind that seemed to freeze his face and hair in place as he reached in. Riku thought it felt like an ice age in there and after a few seconds, his hand froze as he searched for the glass. So he had to stick his other hand in and it froze too.

Riku grumbled something about stupid Ice Ages and stuck his head in and found the glass and pulled his head out just in time. His head was half frozen. With the glass out, Riku dropped it from his mouth and fell over backwards, letting the warm morning light thaw him out. Meanwhile Ansem and Sephiroth had picked up the glance and with soaking wet hands and the glass was stuck.

They tried to pull it off their fingers but were unsuccessful and as everyone watched them, Cloud laughed, "Aw! You're holding hands!"

"You'd better watch your mouth!" Sephiroth growled, knocking Ansem out with the glass as he hand came free. He looked at Ansem who had dropped dead and muttered, "Oppsy."

"Ah well, just leave him there. No one really cares for the git anyway." Yuffie said as Riku finally thawed out and stood up. Sora was laughing at Riku because he had gotten frozen.

"Shut up Sora." Riku growled, grabbing some breakfast and going to his room to eat in peace for once in his life.

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