The Chat Room
Katara: Hi welcome to our story called The Adventures of the Oracle Sisters.
Crystal: Just so you know, this story is written by two people. In this story, Katara, and I go on a chat room. What we don't know, is it travels through time and space. Watch, as we meet wacky characters from books, cartoons, and movies.
Katara: Back to me finally. She talks a lot.
Crystal: Hey! Do not!
Katara: ( rolls her eyes ) Anyway, we will also have some characters of our own invention.
Crystal: But, we won't always tell you, right away, who the person is. On with the show!
One day, two girls, named Katara Willson and Crystal Cresent, logged on a chat room in their rooms.
-moonlightning3 has logged on to Hogwarts chat room.-
-Bluefire 101 has logged on to Hogwarts chat room.-
Bluefire 101: Crystal, is that u?
moonlightning3: Hi, Katara!
-bushywonder168 has logged on to Hogwarts chat room.-
moonlightning3: Hi! Who r u?
bushywonder168: My name is Hermione.
Bluefire 101: We have a friend named Hermione too.
-carrottop has logged on to Hogwarts chat room.-
-SlythindorPhoenix has logged on to Hogwarts chat room.-
moonlightning3: Hey! More chatters! Who r u?
carrottop: I'm Ron!
SlythindorPhoenix: I am Harry.
Bluefire 101: Ron and Harry who?
bushywonder168: Don't tell them! For all we know, they could be online predators!
moonlightning3: WTH?
Bluefire 101: My name is Katara, and this here is Crystal.
moonlightning3: Why'd u tell them that? For all we know, they could be the predators!
carrottop: your names are familiar to me.
moonlightning3: See? I told you they were predators! How else would they know us?
Bluefire 101: Crystal calm down! You can't judge a person by their names! (rolling her eyes )
moonlightning3: Yes u can! Think about it! Remus Lupin. Remus and Romulus in ancient times were raised by a she-wolf, and Lupin means "wolf". Therefore, it's obvious, by his name, he's a werewolf!
Bluefire 101: What the heck! How do you know that? That information is top secret, only certain people know about that.
moonlightning3: By his name!
carrottop: Who the bloody hell are you people?
Bluefire 101: We told u already.
-SlytherinKing has logged on Hogwarts chat room.-
SlytherinKing: All right people! Draco Malfoy is here, so bow down!
moonlightning3: (0.0) I don't think so!
bushywonder168: Malfoy! Ur not supposed 2 give ur full name! What about predators!
SlytherinKing: ( O,O ) Predators?
SlythindorPhoenix: Wow! ur thick!
SlytherinKing: Am not! Who r u anyway? Any1 who puts Gryffindor and Slytherin together has to be insane!
SlythindorPhoenix: No, I am not insane you A$$!
SlytherinKing: You stupid person!
SlythindorPhoenix: Death eater in training!
SlytherinKing: Who the hell are you?
carrottop: someone you don't like that much.
SlythindorPhoenix: I'll kick your scrawny little-
bushywonder168: Harry don't you dare finish that sentence!
moonlightning3: aw man... he was getting to the good part!
Bluefire 101: ha ha ha!
-Darksky has logged on to Hogwarts chat room-
-Barbwire of death has logged on to Hogwarts chat room-
moonlightning3: hey spike, and yami what took you so long!
Darksky: Hey katra, and crystal.
moonlightning3: you guys just missed the greatest fight between Harry and Malfoy
Darksky: Who is malfoy?
Barbwire of death: He is a pureblood. he makes fun of the girls and the trio.
bushywonder168: Who are you guys? You must be predators trying to wipe us out!
Bluefire 101: Hermione calm down, Barbwire of death is my boyfriend and Darksky is crystals boyfriend!
moonlightning3: why in the world did you tell her that!
SlythindorPhoenix: Are they wizards, trolls, ogres, or werewolves?
Bluefire 101: Harry they are wizards just like us.
moonlighning3: ya and besides Harry how can trolls type? Their fingers are 2 big to type with on the computer.
carrottop: what do spike and yami look like?
moonlightning3: Spike has brown, spiky hair. Yami has raven black hair with blue bangs.
SlytherinKing: They are the most stupid people I have ever met.
Bluefire 101: how dare you insult mine and crystals boyfriends on the chat room.
moonlightning3:Yeah, and technically, you haven't even met them yet.
SlythindorPhoenix: when will we meet them katara?
Bluefire 101: you guys will meet them when we go back to school in about a month.
bushywonder168: are you sure they aren't predators in disguise?
moonlighning3: yes we are sure we used a magic spell and they stayed the same when the spell finished.
-sumrandomperson has logged on to Hogwarts chat room-
moonlightning3: hi who are you. Katara don't you tell him our name! he could be online predator!
Bluefire 101: oh! man I was gonna have fun introducing us.
SlythindorPhoenix: Hi I'm Harry and you are?
sumrandomperson: I'm sorry but I can't tell you my name it wouldn't make me mysterious.
SlytherinKing: anyone who puts sumrandomperson has got to be totally stupid.
sumerandomperson: if I were you young man I would watch my mouth cause you never know when someone will tell on you about your rude mouth.
SlytherinKing: How dare you tell me what to do. once I am off I am telling my dad that they need to cancel Hogwarts chat room forever. Mwa ha ha!
Bluefire 101: Malfoy if you do I will kill you when we get back to Hogwarts. I will make your life so miserable that you will be begging me and you'll do anything for me to stop it.
SlytherinKing: I will never do such a thing as you say. I am a pure blood and don't hang around with mudbloods.
Bluefire 101: Don't you ever call us a mudblood so lord help me I will have my dog friends tear you to shreds.
moonlightning3: NO you won't Katara. In our time he's 36 years old.
SlythindorPhoenix: you go katara! kick his A$$.
Bluefire 101: thanks Harry and I will in one month.
bushywonder168: Please can't we be friends for once.
Barbwire of death: how can you betray us, your own friends.
bushywonder168: I'm not I'm just saying.
Barbwire of death: your just saying "hey!" you are trying to be friends with the enemy, how dare you!
bushywonder168: no I'm not! you're just jealous that I am making friends and you aren't.
Barbwire of death: You say that again and I'll tear you from limb to limb! Mwa ha ha ha!
Bluefire 101: in your dreams, spike. you know that if you even lay one finger just an inch close I'll know what I'm going to have for dinner.
moonlightning3: Bad mental images!
Barbwire of death: you wouldn't dare!
moonlightning3: yes she would dare. she will eat anyone who annoys her.
SlythindorPhoenix: Ewwwww! she's a cannibal.
bushywonder168: no she's an online predator! RUN!
moonlightning3: what good will that do? you're on a computer?
carrottop: she's got a point 'Mione.
bushywonder168: don't call me that ever again! do you understand me!
carrottop: yes mama!
bushywonder168: and don't call me mama either!
carrottop: ok Hermione!
SlythindorPhoenix: where were we before Ron insulted Hermione?
Bluefire 101: we were threatening the enemies on the chat room.
SlytherinKing: how dare you insult a pure blood online. wait till my father hears about this.
moonlightning3: no one cares about your father because we know his secret and you don't. how original.
SlytherinKing: what are you talking about? my father tells me all the secrets he has.
Bluefire 101: unfortunately he forgot to mention this one which we can't tell you. if you be mean to us we will tell the whole world.
SlytherinKing: you wouldn't dare tell the whole world about my father's secret.
sumerandomperson: what is this secret that you are keeping from malfoy?
bushywonder168: the online predator knows your name malfoy.
carrottop: we can't tell you because we don't know if we can trust you.
SlythindorPhoenix: now Ron we don't want to scare our enemy that much until we get to school because we want the whole school to laugh with us.
Bluefire 101: now Harry you can't be to mean to malfoy over the internet. that's just not like you.
moonlightning3: I CAN'T BELEIVE THAT YOU HAVE BETRAYED US! YOUR FRIENDS!
Bluefire 101: well I can betray you guys if I want to or not. depends on how I feel during the day.
Barbwire of death: how can my own girlfriend betray me! ... what went wrong with our relationship?
Bluefire 101: Spike nothing went wrong with our relationship. it's just that I'm part good, part evil. When we get back to school I have something to tell you who aren't in slytherin.
SlytherinKing : Hey, come on, you have to tell me! I promise that I will keep it a secret. (crosses fingers behind back)
moonlightning3: She would never tell you what she is going to say-
Bluefire 101: okay malfoy when we have magical creatures with Hagrid I will follow the group and stay behind, about 5feet away then I will tell you.
SlythindorPhoenix: why? how can you betray us. your friends. you-
Bluefire 101: I can tell him what I will tell you. Malfoy do you promise to keep what I will tell you during lessons a secret? And if you spill the beans I will torture you for the rest of your life.
SlytherinKing: I promise on my parent's graves.
moonlightning3: Er...Malfoy, ur parents r still alive, they don't have graves.
SlytherinKing: Shhhhhhhhhhh!
sumerandomperson: katara what are you going to tell us when we get to school?
Bluefire 101: when we get to school I will tell you. until then I won't tell you.
SlytherinKing: no fair! I know who your cousin is. his name is lor-
Bluefire 101: don't you dare or else I will cut your tongue off and then you can't speak at all. who told you what my cousin's name is?
SlytherinKing: My father is a servant to him. you know his name and so do I.
Bluefire 101:tjnhdmmudtfjkuhyyyhyghyjhnjeaz oh great my death has come 2 soon.
SlythindorPhoenix: Er...What's Katara doing 2 the keyboard?
moonlightning3: Banging her head against it.
Bluefire 101: I am trying to kill myself because of malfoy.
moonlightning3: katara in order to kill yourself you have hit your temple, not your forehead.
Bluefire 101: shut up. smartA$$!
Barbwire of death: that gives my girlfriend no reason at all to do that because she knows that I will kill her.
moonlightning3: How can u kill her if she's already dead?
Darksky: really spike. I like the whole idea of your girlfriend dieing.
moonlightning3: yami. keep your mouth closed if you can't be nice. boys are idiots.
Darksky: it can't believe its true, my own girlfriend is saying I'm an idiot. someone kill me please.
Barbwire of death: I would gladly help you die yami! Mwa ha ha ha!
moonlightning3: don't you dare spike I'll rip your tongue out and feed it to katara.
Bluefire 101: no you won't crystal. or else I will eat you alive.
SlythindorPhoenix: ok... let's get back to torturing malfoy, before we get eaten by katara.
carrottop: yeah I don't want to get any mental images of what Harry just said.
bushywonder168: yeah so how are we going to kill malfoy.
sumerandomperson: why on earth would katara eat a person at all.
Bluefire 101: I would eat anybody who made me P!$$+off.
moonlightning3: you wouldn't eat me or your friends including your boyfriend right?
Bluefire 101: well... ok I won't but if you ever get me so mad that I turn really red then I might except for spike.
Darksky: I won't let you eat anybody we both know. ok katra.
Bluefire 101: MY NAME IS KATARA NOT KATRA, OK YAMI?
Darksky: yes, I understand katara. (anime sweat drop)
Barbwire of death: katara calm down. if you get to much anger you'll go insane.
moonlightning3: katara, spike is right. you need to control your anger before it controls you.
Bluefire 101: ok ... ok. (breathes in, breathes out) so where were we before someone made me mad?
bushywonder168: we were deciding how we should kill malfoy. I think we should feed him to the Hungarian Horntail.
SlytherinKing: you can't do that to me. I will have you all expelled from school because of this chat room.
sumerandomperson: no, because it is up to the council to decide not you.
SlythindorPhoenix: yeah, so malfoy you can't say if we are expelled or not.
Bluefire 101: yes good idea Hermione. we just have to get him to upset the dragon. then he will die.
Barbwire of death: katara how can we do that? he doesn't speak dragon.
Bluefire 101: we will have to get the ugliest dragon, popcorn, and some soda then watch and enjoy.
sumrandomperson: why would you do something so horrible as that to malfoy? it's not like he has done anything too mean right?
Bluefire 101: sumrandomperson seems to not quiet get the hint why we are trying to get rid of our enemy. Well let's see... hmmm. yes he called us mudbloods, loser, weak, me, crystal, and Hermione witches-w+b, Harry, Ron, spike, yami a lot of mean things I don't want to say on the chat room.
moonlightning3: well you would have to watch what happens during lunch, classes, quidditch practices, games, and when we go to our dormitories. you will understand why we would want to kill him.
sumrandomperson: I would like to watch secretly, but I have a really busy schedule for the school year."
Barbwire of death: how do we knowif you are a student, or a teacher, sumerandomperson?
sumrandomperson: you don't. just trust me when I say that I can't tell you, and I am on the light side.
moonlightning3: I do want 2 trust you, but I can't until you give me your name.
Darksky: crystal you shouldn't talk to him anymore because he could be a lying online predator trying to catch his/her prey.
bushywonder168: I not sure if any of us should talk to him anymore.
carrottop: yes, we must be careful about the people we meet, and know if they really are our friends, or just that we can trust them at all.
SlythindorPhoenix: I agree with Ron, Hermione, and yami on this one guys.
SlytherinKing: WHAT ABOUT ME! AREN'T YOU GOING TO PROTECT ME FROM SUMRANDOMPERSON?PLEASE!
Bluefire 101: Well maybe we will protect you from him. when I say we, I mean all of us, not including sumerandomperson.
SlythindorPhoenix: That means that you have to protect yourself instead of us doing that job for you!
SlthyerinKing: PLEASE! I'M BEGGING YOU TO HELP ME!
Bluefire 101: on one condition.
SlytherinKing: Anything I promise to do that job you assign me to do for the rest of the year. I swear on my family's grave.
moonlightning3: You must dress in Gryffindor colours 4 a year.
Slytherinking: but...but I can't do that. I would ruin my reputation.
moonlightning3: ( snort of disbelief) What reputation?
bushywonder168: Not our fault that you were making fun of us, and other people in school.
carrottop: ...now what?
moonlightning3: How about we play a game?
-Ghostboy has logged on to Hogwarts Chat room.-
-xKINGofGAMESx has logged on to Hogwarts Chat room.-
moonlightning3: Ooh! Some newbies! We were just gonna play a game. Wanna join?
xKINGofGAMESx: Of course! I live for games!
Ghostboy: Sure, what r u playing?
moonlightning3: Hmmm...What about Truth or Dare?
Darksky: Wait a second. Shouldn't we find out their names first?
Ghostboy: I'm Danny.
xKINGofGAMESx: My name is Yami.
Darksky: What? No way! That's identity theft! I'm Yami!
xKINGofGAMESx: No, I'm Yami.
Darksky: I'm Yami!
xKINGofGAMESx: I'm Yami!
Darksky: I'm Yami!
xKINGofGAMESx: I'm Yami!
Darksky: I'm Yami!
xKINGofGAMESx: I'm Yami!
Darksky: I'm Yami!
xKINGofGAMESx: I'm Yami!
moonlightning3: SHUT UP! Ur both Yami OK?
xKINGofGAMESx: (0.0)...
Darksky: (0.0) ...but Crystal!
moonlightning3: No buts! Now, we have to come up with a way to not get u confused when we say "Yami!"
xKINGofGAMESx: Yes?
Darksky: Yes?
moonlightning3: See?
xKINGofGAMESx: Well, I s'pose u can call me Yugi 4 now.
Darksky: ...Yugi?
xKINGofGAMESx: Er..nickname...don't ask.
Bluefire 101: okay who goes first?
xKINGofGAMESx: why doesn't Danny go first?
Ghostboy: okay I choose truth.
moonlightning3: Dibs on question! Danny, is it true that u had 2 eat Dash's underwear because of a bet?
Ghostboy: (00)...yes that's true...how did u know about that?
moonlightnig3: Er...it's not my turn! I don't have 2 answer u!
Bluefire 101: coughsuckercough.
moonlightning3: okay malfoy your next
SlytherinKing: I choose dare.
bushywonder168: I dare you to kiss katara first thing when we get back to school. Mwa ha ha ha!
Bluefire 101: Hermione you will pay for that the most horrible way I can think of. Mwa ha ha ha!
Ghostboy: okay katara your up next.
xKINGofGAMESx: katara truth or dare?
Bluefire 101: truth
carrottop: is it true that you're a vampire in disguise?
Bluefire 101: ...er, let's think...no pointy teeth...not allergic 2 garlic...uh, NO!
carrottop: Darn! I was so sure!
sumrandomperson: so who's turn is it anyways.
carrottop: I believe it is crystal's turn.
moonlightning3: I choose truth.
Barbwire of death: is it true that you are the heir of Ravenclaw, Gryffindor, and Slytherin?
moonlightning3: yes...and, Spike, u already knew that.
BarbwireDeath: Oh yeah! Darn it! I forgot!
Bushywonder168: Wait. Ur the heir of three founders?
moonlightning3: Yup, and Katara's the heir of 1.
Bluefire 101: Hey!
moonlightning3: Well, u r!
Bluefire 101: Yeah, but u don't have 2 tell the whole world!
moonlightning3: I wasn't going 2 tell the world! Gr8 idea though! Maybe I should.
Bluefire 101: 0.0 u've been hanging out with Fred 'n' George again, haven't u?
moonlightning3: O.O...who me? Anyway, it's Harry's turn! Harry, truth or dare?
SlythindorPhoenix: Dare.
Darksky: Hmmm. I dare u 2 sneak into the Slytherin common room, and graffiti the place while the Slytherins r watching.
SlythindorPhoenix: What? They'll skin me alive!
Darksky: scared?
SlythindorPhoenix: Hell no! I'll do it!
Bluefire 101: oh hell yes you will or I will kick & torture you until you scream for your mommy.
moonlightning3: katara calm down we don't need to go the bloody world of hell. Plus, Harry's mum is dead.
SlytherinKing: haha I will tell professor snape what you will do and you will be expelled from Hogwarts forever mwa hahahahah!
Bluefire 101: what the bloody hell.
Darksky: looks like someone needs anger management. hahahaha
Barbwire of death: hey yami why don't you tell crystal who's side you really are on!
SlythindorPhoenix: what are you talking about spike?
sumerandomperson: yami who's side are you really on?
bushywonder 168: maybe spike is playing a trick on us saying that he was actually on the dark side. nice try spike.
carrottop: wait Hermione what if spike is telling the truth.
moonlightning3: what does spike mean yami? about "ask him which side he really works for."
Barbwire of death: you can even ask katara which side yami really works for.
bluefire 101: spike. well he is telling the truth I do know which side yami is on. no I will not tell you even if you force the truth serum in my mouth I will never tell.
ghostboy: why not katara. it's not like your on the dark side with yami and spike.
xKINGofGAMESx: are you ,spike, and yami all on the dark side?
Darksky: no
Barbwire of death: no! (animated sweat)
SlytherindorPhoenix: are you, katara?
SlytherinKing: don't tell them katara.
sumerandomperson: katara are you alive?
-Bluefire 101 has logged off Hogwarts chat room do to technical difficulties.-
moonlightning3: why did she log off? maybe we put to much pressure on her. you with the questions.
Ghostboy: yeah she seemed like the world was going to end.
carrttop: maybe she needs to cool down because of ,you know, how much pressure she's had on her.
bushywonder 168: why did malfoy say "no don't tell them katara?"
Barbwire of death: why don't you leave her alone? all you do is ask her questions about her past and stuff. she told me that she would rather keep her past behind her.
Darksky: how do you know that katara doesn't want to talk about her past?
Barbwire of death: I'm her boyfriend of course she would tell me things she would never tell her friends or the teachers.
moonlightning3: give us an example then spike.
SlytherinKing: no don't spike you know what will happen if you do.
SlytherindorPhoenix: why shouldn't spike tell us about katara's past? it's not like she's keeping dark secrets from us.
bushywonder 168: she did tell me one and made me swear on my family's grave that I wouldn't tell you guys.
carrottop: well go on tell us Hermione. what is one of her dark secrets.
sumrandomperson: does it have to do with you-know-who?
bushywonder 168: yes and no.
xKINGofGAMESx: who is you-know-who in this dimension?
Ghostboy: he is the person I told you about who is trying to kill Harry potter.
Darksky: spike you know what would happen if she was taken away by Lord Voldemort right?
Barbwire of death: of course she would be treated like a royalty and she would torture the death eaters who are being mean to Lord-
Darksky: shut up spike! you know that she didn't want you to tell anybody that.
SlytherinKing: how dare you spill something about her involving her cousin.
-Bluefire 101 sends a message while offline: how dare you reveal some thing about me. die die die die!-
-End of message.-
moonlightning3: wow she is pretty angry. what do you mean that lord voldemort will treat her like royalty?
Barbwire of death: umm... what are we talking about again.?
Darksky: he is lying I think that he needs to log off. right spike?
bushywonder 168: no! answer the question crystal asked. now.
carrottop: is it true that katara is you-know-who's cousin and is a death eater, part vampire, and tortures wizards and witches?
Barbwire of death: (anime sweat) no
sumrandomperson: then why did you tell us that stuff about katara.
-Barbwire of death has logged off of Hogwarts chat room due to technical difficulties.-
SlytherinKing: haha you will never discover the true about katara.
SlytherindorPhoenix: what do you mean you will never tell us about katara's past?
moonlightniing3: alright malfoy speak ,or else I will force truth serum down your throat until you tell us about katara and her secrets.
Darksky: how are you going to do that crystal? you are in a different room.
SlytherinKing: no you will never be able to force it down because you don't know where I live.
Darksky: but that doesn't mean she can't use a locater spell to find you malfoy.
bushywonder 168: crystal how many locater spells do you have?
Ghostboy: why don't you just ask one of the slytherins for where malfoy lives.
xKINGofGAMESx: they won't talk to her because she's a ravenclaw, and they are slytherin.
carrottop: well true but it doesn't mean she can't use pollyjucie potion.
SlytherinKing: if she does then I will tell headmaster Dumbledore what you are going to do. then he will punish you. mwa hahaha.
moonlightning3: he wouldn't believe you because of all the horrible things your family has done to him.
Darksky: he would think that you were trying to get them into trouble.
SlythindorPhoenix: hey guys it's getting pretty late maybe we should quit until tomorrow.
-SlythindorPhoenix has logged off Hogwarts chat room-
-moonlightning3 has logged off Hogwarts chat room-
-xKINGofGAMESx has logged off Hogwarts chat room-
- carrottop has logged off Hogwarts chat room-
-bushywonder 168 has logged off Hogwarts chat room-
-Darksky has logged off Hogwarts chat room-
-SlytherinKing has logged off Hogwarts chat room-
-Ghostboy has logged off Hogwarts chat room-
sumerandomperson: hey where did everyone go? I'm all alone. nnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooo!
-sumerandomperson has logged off Hogwarts chat room-
-the Hogwarts chat room is empty-
Crystal: Whew! 17 pages! I'm bushed!
Katara: Me too!
Crystal: Katara, your grammar & spelling is terrible! I had to correct a lot!
Katara: ( rolls eyes ) Well, sorry! Not all of us are perfectionists, you know!
Crystal: Hey! I am not a perfectionist!
Katara: Are too!
Crystal: Am not!
Others: Are too!
Crystal: ( grumble grumble ) All my hard work, and this is the thanks I get?
Others: ...Yes.
Crystal: ( sighs dramatically ) Oh well, review.
Katara: Yeah, or else!
Crystal: Katara! Don't threaten the readers! ( whispers ) They might not read anymore!
Katara: Oh. Sorry.
Crystal: ( rolls eyes again ) Honestly!
All: See you next time!