THE SUPER DUPER UNCONTROLLABLE INVINCIBLE HYPER POWER EVIL MODE CHRONICLE

Disclaimer: I don't own TRC/ Snow White… (Sighs)

A/N: Thanks for the reviews and to the people who put this fic into their alert/ fav. I hope you enjoy this last chapter. I thought I'll discontinue this, but I just CAN'T! This is my first fic and I can't let it die! Well... I hope you'll enjoy this chappie!

Chapter 5: The SDUIHPE Mode's Peaceful Day?

A peaceful morning, Icchan's sleeping on his bed.

O: Chief, it's morning.
I: I knew that, baka.
O: Aren't you going to Syaoran's house?
I: I'm tired.
O: It's just not like you, chief.
I: My feet hurt after jumping with a garbage bin for 1000 miles yesterday!
O: Uh-oh. We can use a wheelchair then.
I: I'll feel like the Professor from X-Men.
O: If you're bald you'll look like him.
I: Shut up, Ogata. Take me to his house.
O: Aye-aye-sir… (Throws Icchan to wheelchair)
I: Ouch… By the way, get me Takoyaki for breakfast.

O: What?

I: Get me Takoyaki in 5 minutes!
O: Coming, sir! (Runs)
I: (Sighs) If I don't jump with garbage bin for 1000 miles yesterday, I'll have energy to run all the way from here and breaks his house's windows with my karate kick…

O: Here's your Takoyaki, sir.
I: Thanks. Now take me to his house! (Eats all of them at once then goes to sleep)
O: S…Sir!
I: (Snores)
O: I don't know where his house is… Oh well…

Suddenly Ogata met someone he knows while he was looking for Syaoran's house. "Hello, Ogata," he said.

Meanwhile at Syaoran's house…

F: I've killed Snow White, ma'am.
K: Good. Show me a proof.
F: This is her eyeball, ma'am.
K: Great! Now I'll be the fairest of all!

M: Kuro-gin's acting is getting great!
K: Shut up.
M: Mocona only compliments you!
F: Mr.Kuro, back to the script.

K: Mirror-mirror-on-the-wall-who's-the-fairest-of-all …(Sighs)
Sa: It's still Snow White.
K: But she died already!
Sa: She's still alive and lives in the forest with the dwarfs.
K: WTF? Hey soldier you told me…
F: I'll do harakiri! Forgive me! (Runs away)

K: Don't run away from me baka!
M: Let's take a break. They're having fun.
Sa: Having… fun?
M: (Nods) Let's have a cup of tea.
S: Thanks, Mocona.

M: Don't worry, Mocona don't sense Icchan's appearance around.
S: Thank goodness. He makes my life insecure.

Sa: Is that Icchan?
S: NOO!
Sa: Oh, it's just a salesman.
S: (Sighs)
Sa: Now that's really Icchan!
S: NOO!
Sa: Just kidding.
S: Hime!
Sa: Sorry. (Giggles)

M: That's Icchan!
S: Mocona, stop it!
M: But that's really him…

A man opened the main door and pushed Icchan with the wheelchair inside.

I: Hello gang!
S: NOOO!
M: Eh? That's not the Ogata guy…
O: Hello, my name is Oujirou. Nice to meet you all.
Sa: Err… nice to meet you too?
S: What do you want?
I: (Evil smile)
O: (Evil laugh)
S: AAAHH!

Syaoran jumped out from the window and ran away. "They're going to kill me!"

I: Are we that scary?
O: I don't know. But I know I'm handsome.
K: Shut up the nonsense. I'm the only handsome guy here.
O: (Glares Kurogane)
K: (Glares Ogata)
O: Let's go. We don't have time with idiots.
K: OEI!
I: (Stood up from wheelchair)
O & I: (Runs out together)

Sa: I hope Syaoran will be all right…
F: Kurogane, I bet he'll come back alive.
K: I bet he'll come back dead!
Sa: Hoee?

Syaoran took a deep breath and hid on the corner.
"I hope they won't find me here…"
O: We do find you.
S: AAAHH!

Ogata grabbed Syaoran's arm as he tried to escape.
"Calm down!"
"Who can calm down when someone's trying to kill him!"
"We're not going to kill you."
"We'll just send you to heaven," added Icchan.
"NOOOO!" yelled Syaoran.

Sa: It's Syaoran's scream…
F: Am I going to lose the bet?
K: I hope so.
Sa: Kurogane-san!
K: Oops.

Hour by hour, minute by minute, second by second, millisecond by millisecond…
Sakura waited for Syaoran.

"Have some food, Sakura," said Fye.

Sakura shook her head, "No until Syaoran came back."

"Sakura, this may be hard for you… but maybe he won't come back…" said Kurogane.

"Kurogane!" said Fye.

"It's just maybe…" Sakura stood up, "But I believe he'll come back!
Yes, I'm sure he will!"

She tried stop her tears, and ran outside.

"Sakura-chan!" said Fye.

Sakura opened the door and saw Icchan there.

I: Hello there.
Sa: Uh… hello?
O: Why are you crying?
Sa: Uh… nothing, nothing.
I: We're here to deliver this.
F: Huh?
O: Your feather, Sakura-chan.

Sakura received her feather from Ogata. She closed her eyes and tried to give her some courage to ask.
"Thanks… but… Wh…where is Syaoran?"

"He…" Icchan looked down, "He's not with us…"
"What?" Sakura replied, "No…"
She tried not to cry.

Ogata tapped her shoulder, "Calm down, Sakura-chan."
"Huh?"

"He said he's not with us because… He's in the noodle stand across the street!"

"Hoeee?"

"Gotcha!" said Icchan; "I shall win an Oscar award for my acting talent!"
"That's not funny!" Sakura yelled. She pushed Icchan and walked out.

K: I lost. Damn!
F: Whee, I win!
K: What do you want?
F: (Turns to Kurogane) How about a kiss?
K: WTF? (Blushed)
M: Mocona won't see!

Sakura ran across the street, wiping away her tears. Her heart beats fast, because she doesn't know is Ogata lying or Icchan who lied.
She took a deep breath.
"I must ready for both possibilities."
She slowly pushed the door and walked inside.

She looked around and didn't find Syaoran. She started to feel panic and afraid. But suddenly…

"…hime?"
Sakura turned around. She saw Syaoran there.
"Syaoran-kun! What… what happened? Are you okay?"
"Yes, I'm fine, hime. They just gave me some medicine, that's all."
"Is that true?"

Syaoran nodded.

Sakura cried and hugged Syaoran. "I was very afraid… I thought you're dead…"
"Hi…hime…" Syaoran started to blush, "I…"
Syaoran looked deep into Sakura's eyes.
"Syaoran-kun…" said Sakura.
"…Sakura-hime…"

Suddenly, Icchan appeared.
"Icchan the Drama Destroyer!"

Sa: I hate you, Icchan.
I: You broke my heart, girl.
Sa: If you don't mind I'll break your bones too.
I: Nooo…
S: Ogata-san, the feather…
O: I gave it to her already.
S: …thanks, Icchan-san, Ogata-san. Sorry for thinking you're evil.
O: That's okay. He IS evil.
I: You're making me blushed, Ogata.
S: …

M: Okay then, we're leaving! Kurogane! Fye! Let's go!
F: Hai!
K: …

I: G…goodbye!
O: Sayonara. Take care.

Sakura and the others left the country.

"And that's how I beat the SDUIHPE Mode!" said Icchan proudly.
"Actually, I'm the one who made the medicine," added Ogata.
The kids seemed entertained, though some of them looks that they don't believe. That event occurred few years ago.
Icchan walked and find another group of children.
"Hey kids! Wanna hear a story?"
"Yay! It's Icchan-san with his weird stories!"
"What story are you going to tell us today, Icchan-san?"
"It's called… The SDUIHPE Mode Chronicle."