Crazy Days

A/n:Hey ppl this is my first fan fic...its a EdXEnvy yaoi..hope u like it.

Ed:Hey wait why do I gotta be paired with Envy?

Envy:Cause if you don't I will beat you to a pulp.

Ed:-glomps-

Me: Now Envy don't be so mean,If you can't be nice I'll pair you with Greed

Envy:Sorry...

Me:Now lets get this story started shall we?Ed could you do the Disclaimer for us?

Ed:Sure!

Disclaimer:Trista dose not own FMA nor the characters,only the plot...If she did we would all be going crazy.

Chapter 1:Mornings

"Hurry Brother! If you don't we will be late."The voice of a young teen could be heard throughout the house."Shut up,I'm coming just let me finish pissing!Damn can't I at least use the bathroom before my first day at a new school!"This much older sounding voice could be heard coming from the second floor bathroom.

It was early morning,about 7:00 a.m.The two brothers were getting ready for there first day of school in a new town.The had to move from town to town alot becuz of there fathers work.They were used to it,Alphonse,the younger of the two liked moving around.He got to meet many people and made many friends.He hated saying good bye though.

His Brother,Edward,hated moving cause he never made any friends.He only had friends in his home town and he hasn't seen them since he was little.Another reason why he hated moving was cuase every where he moved they hated him.Ed was very smart and was moved 3 grades up.Now he was in 11th grade at the age of 16.Ed hated going to school also cause they always mocked him for his height.

"Jeez,I can't believe I gotta finish the year at another high school."Ed said with a sigh."Al your lucky,your still in middle school,you got it easy."The elder Brother was just about to walk out the front door when he relized he almost forgot his lunch.'That yould suck if I forgot my lunch' He thought.

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The house was dark and quiet since the curtens were closed and occupant of the house had seemed to be in a deep slumber.That is until he heard a loud,continus,abnoxious ,'Beep' sound coming from his clock.A lazy hand seeped its way from under the covers and turned off the loud noise.A low groan could be heard from under the sheets."God damnit,I don't feel like going to school!"But then remebering the fact that today was the day he got to mess with the newest student in his class made him decide to get up after all.

Sure he was gonna be late and he really didn't care about that.Envy slowly made his way out from under the covers.His long,black hair,with a greenish tint,was a mess and was all over the place.

"Better get a shower"Envy said outloud as he made his way to the bathroom.He turned on the hot water and began to take off his boxers when his phone rang.He grabbed a towel and made his way back to his room and picked up the phone."Yea,what do ya want?"He asked in a tired tone."Ah, Envy it seems you are only just getting up.Well I gess you will be late again and will be leaveing late again as well.If you are not here at 7:45 you will b-"Envy hung up the phone.It was his principle Dante.

Dante made it a habit to call Envys house every morning to make sure he was going to get to school on time.Envy had a bad habit of always coming late or not at all.So Dante always calls him and gives him the same speech of how if he isn't in school by 7:45 he had and hour of detention.'Oh what joy' Envy thought as he made his way back to the bathroom to take his shower.