Tales of Symphonia, idiot seraphim quattro.
Disclaimer.
Yes yes, I know what I said. I said that there would not be a fourth Idiot Seraphim fic. But when I got hit by a plot, it was too cool to pass up. So I proudly present… Idiot Seraphim Quattro!
First off, I don't own Tales of Symphonia, or the characters. This counts for all chapters to come.
Secondly, this story is a bit alternate universed, since it diverts from the original ending. If you want more insight on how it diverts, read the previous Idiot seraphim fics.
Thirdly, I suppose the characters are a bit out of character. This always happens when I write a fanfic. There are some who find my view of characters refreshing. Others yell at me for it. But don't worry. I'll try to keep your image of them intact.
Fourthly, this fic supports the couplings of KratosxYuan, LloydxZelos and MithosxGenis. If you can't stand the couplings, don't take it out on the reviews. M'kay? This story was written for the sake of comedy and fangirling.
Fifthly, it never hurts to leave a review! And it makes me very happy! So… if you have time… (hint hint)
Now, this story was mostly written to support a theory of mine, that Dhaos from Tales of Phantasia is actually Yuan. I can't really say all the proof, because it would be incredibly spoilerous for everyone who wasn't played/finished ToP yet. So you'll just have to trust me on this one. All you need to know is that Dhaos is incredibly girly, and that ToP is set about 4000 years after ToS.
Prologue.
For everyone who suffers from short term memory loss, and for everyone who is just too lazy to read an extra forty-five minutes, I shall recap the events of Idiot seraphim in this prologue.
It all started off when the guys of Cruxis hired Zelos to be the fourth seraphim. Zelos agreed, and was dragged off to Vinheim the second, where he could live from now on. After a rowdy party at Lloyd's place, Zelos awoke next to the birthday boy. The guys from Cruxis ofcourse, knew all along he was gay. Zelos still denied it, and tried to find distraction in Cruxis's radical actions against discrimination. When he faced certain death however, he admitted that he is in fact gay. Later on, when everyone was celebrating Mithos's four thousand and thirteenth birthday in Flanoir, he admitted to Lloyd that he may have feelings for him.
Two years later, Zelos proposed to him. Lloyd accepted. But then the boy went missing. Zelos, Kratos, Yuan and Mithos embarked on a quest to find him. After being dragged around the entire united world, they found out that Lloyd had been kidnapped by none other than Colette Brunel. The girl wanted revenge, because Lloyd had used the Kharlan tree to start his Mana company. The company that supplies mana throughout the world, without exhausting the tree too much. Colette demanded half of the company, but Lloyd refused to budge. Eventually, the gang managed to free him, and the wedding happened as planned.
A year later, Mithos succeeded in reviving Martel, using an automated doll similar to Tabatha. Martel was not pleased to find out Yuan and Kratos were a couple now, and tried her best to keep the two apart. Meanwhile, she also frowned heavily upon the relationship between Mithos and Genis Sage. Everyone was soon on the brink of insanity, which only got worse when Martel accidentally exposed herself as an angel while saving Altamira from a tidal wave. Soon, it was time for another one of Mithos's birthday parties, where everyone has to come in couples. Just as Martel forced Yuan to tell everyone they were getting married soon, Colette came to crash the party. Martel came to the shocking conclusion that she was gay, and that she only liked Yuan because he was so girly. She soon ditched the party and ran off with Colette. But she still had to live with her little brother, ofcourse. That's how all seven seraphim ended up together in Vinheim the second. This story starts a few months afterwards.