Two families, both alike in popularity
In the WWF from where our tale is told
We find ancient feuds brought back to life
Where blood is spilt as tables and bones are broken.
For from the depths of Dudleyville and the deep, deep South
Come to star-crossed lovers desperate for love
Whose ill-judged attempts to be together
End only the feud when their switch to WCW.
The heart-wrenching tale of their forbidden love
With the constant threat of beatings and 3Ds
Which only after Shane O'Mac's interference did stop
Is now the WWF-Fanatic special on our screens
And those who will shell out 9.95 to see
What this advert has missed, the special shall be sure to
say.