Chapter 1: The Girl Next Door

Disclamer: I dont own Naruto...or do I? lol j/k :

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Inner self bold, slanted print like this...

Main Characters

Sakura 16 years old (long pink hair that goes to her hips and emerald green eyes)

Saskue 17 years old (short oynx hair, spiked in back and bangs in front, and oynx eye's, not to mention HOT!)

Ring...ring...ring...

"Uhh stupid alarm clock!." Saskue threw his alarm clock across the room.

RING...RING...RING...

Saskue put his pillow over his head.

RING...RING..RING...

"Grr stupid alarm! Where are you!" he yelled and broke the alarm clock.

He walked back to his bed and fell on it.

BAM

CRASHED

THUD

"Uhh what the hell!" Saskue new the noise was coming from outside his window so he opened his window and looked outside.

There was a utah truck on the driveway of the house next to his mansion and pink haired girl with a frying pan on her head and other kitchen utensuls sprawled on the ground.

"Dammit!" the girl cursed.

Saskue could help but laugh. The girl took the pan off her head and looked up at the boy laughing his ass off in the window.

"Shut up, jerk!" she shouted.

"Sorry, cute frying pan girl!" he laughed even more.

He called me cute! grrrr...

She mummbled some words and got back to work.

Saskue took a shower, got dressed, and headed down stairs.

"Joe, where are you?" Saskue asked.

Joe was Saskue's personal butler. Saskue walked into the kitchen and saw Joe cooking some eggs.

"Oh hello young master. Did you see your new neighbors already?" Joe asked handing Saskue a plate with scrambled eggs.

"Yea that girl with the pink hair? She looked like she needs help with unpacking her stuff. Tell our maids to help her.

"Right away young master." Joe said and left the room.

Maybe this girl can be the one... Joe thought.

Saskue sat there and started eating his eggs.

She was really beutiful, I wonder what her name is...he thought.

Knock Knock

Sakura answered the door. 6 miads were standing in front of her door.

"Umm may I help you?" Sakura asked.

"No, we're helping you. Just sit back and relax." the maids said.

The maids were moving all her stuff into the house the way Sakura wanted it. Time went by fast and it was already getting late. The maids were done and left to go back to the Uchia Mansion. Sakura fell back on her couch in the living room.

"What a day. I'm hungry." she said.

Knock Knock

She went to get the door and a fancy looking butler was at the door.

"Hello, my name is Joe. Would you like to join my young master for dinner tonight?" he asked.

"Humm sure." she said.

Joe brought her to the Uchia Mansion and sat her down in a fancy chair with a fancy table to eat on.

"I'll be right back, i need to get the young master?" he said.

He went upstairs to Saskue's room. He knocked on the door.

"It's open." Saskue said.

"Come down for dinner, you have a guest tonight." Joe smiled.

Sakura whatched as the boy from earlier enterd the room with Joe.

"Hey it you! What are you doing here jerk?" she pointed at him.

"I live here pan girl." he sat down.

"Chicken head"

"Forehead girl"

"Rooster hair"

"Pinky"

"What did you say! I'm gonna..." she was cut of by Joe.

"Please settle down, I'm going to make dinner now." he said.

"Whatch out, Joe, she might eat the pans." Saskue smirked.

"Oh dont worry Joe, I just might be cooking Chicken Jerk for dinner." she sweetly smiled.

Then her a Saskue glared at eachother. Joe shook his head and left to the kitchen. It was silent for awhile.

"CoughPanCough." Saskue coughed.

"CoughFagCough." Sakura smirked.

"Aww the fag word, how origanal." he smirked.

"Humf." she said and folded her arms.

Soon the were done eating dinner and Sakura went home.

She crawled into bed.

That boy is suck a Jerk...oh wait thats right, I dont even know his name! He is really pretty...I remeber seeing his face in a magezine, I guess he's rich and popular, sigh.

Uchia Mansion...

Saskue was already in bed.

Dinner was fun...she's pretty and not like other girls, I just need to know her name.

The next day...

Saskue was laying on his bed, fully dressed and ready. He was bored. It was summer vacation so they had no school until 2 months. Then he started thinking about the pink haired girl. He opened his window and noticed the girls room window was open too.

"Hey frying pan!" He shouted.

Sakura heard him.

"What chicken head!" she leaned against the window.

They were both two story houses so they were perfectly mined up, not one had to look higher or down. Plus there house were only feet away.

"Whats your name?" he asked.

"I'm not tellin you." she said and closed her eye's.

Then out of nowhere an earaser met her face, and hard. She rubbed her forehead where it hit.

"Ow! What was that for!" she shouted shaking her free arm around.

"Whats your name!" he smirked.

She grabbed a pencil and threw it at the onyx haired boy. He quickly ducked and dogde it.

"Hey! That could poke someone's eye out!" he yelled.

"Yeah yours!" she smiled.

He grabbed a Totsie Roll, unwrapped it, put it in his mouth and threw it at Sakura. It landed on her head.

"AHHHH! EW EW EW EW EW EW!" she screamed shaking her head violently.

Saskue started laughing his ass off. Sakura grabbed scissors out of a box and threw it and Saskue.

"Ahh!" he shouted and moved to the right just in time.

The scissors stabbed his wall.

"Why are you throwing hurtful things and I'm not!" Saskue yelled.

"I'm a girl and guys can't hurt girls!" she stuck her tounge at him.

Oh yeah? He smirked evily.

He grabbed his basketball and threw it at her face. She rubbed the side of her head.

"Ow!' she cried.

Saskue started laughing and closed his eye's, big mistake! Sakura threw the ball at his face as hard as she could. It hit his face head on. He rubbed his face.

"Ouch!" he looked back to see his basketball rolling.

"Fine I'll tell you my name! Since i got you sooo good in the face! Yess!" Sakura chanted.

"Yea you laugh now, just wait." he smirked.

"Haruno Sakura!" she shouted."Yours?"

"Uchia Saskue." he smiply said but was happy he new her name finally.

Sakura eh? he thought.

Saskue, ne? I like that name. she thought.

"Hey how bout we call it truce." Saskue asked.

"On one condition," Sakura said."no more name calling."

"Deal." he said and held out his hand.

"Uhh how am I supposed to shake your hand when I all the way over here!" She shouted.

"Reach." he said.

She was laying on her stomache reaching for his hand. So was Saskue.They were no where close.

"Uhh I give up." She said losing her balance.

"Ahhh!" she screamed falling into a bush.

"Sakura!" he shouted and rushed outside.

He got to the bush Sakura fell in. She was laying flat on her back weakly smiling and with swirls for eye's.

"Are you okay?"Saskue asked helping her up.

"Uhh yea sure." she said and lost her balance again but Saskue caught her before she fell.

She carried her, wedding style, into his Mansion.

Sakura slowly opened her eye's.

"Uhh where am I?" She sat up to see onyx orbs looking at her from the other side of the couch she was laying on.

"My house." he said

"Thanks." she said.

"No prob."

"Well I'm going to go home now."

"Hn."

"Bye." she said and left.

He looked throught his window to make sure she got home saftley, awww oh cute! Then he went to sleep. Sakura did too. It's already been a week after they made truce and became friends.

Click

Sakura and saskue were whatching TV at his house.

Click

"Oh stay here, I like this movie!" she begged.

Click

"Saskue!"

Click

She grabbed the remote from his hands and changed it to the movie she wanted to whatch.

"Whats this?" he said

"A tragic love story." she smiled.

He grabbed the remote and changed the channel.

Click

"Saskue! I was whatching that!" she shouted trying to get the remote back but Saskue put it farter away for her.

"How tragic." Saskue smirked.

She was half on top of him and when she relized that, she blushed and got off. He just smirked in victory changing the channels.

Click

"Come on Saskue, change it back." she made puppy eye's.

He was so close to giving in but didn't after looking away and blushing slightly.

"Go home if you want to whatch your TV." he said.

Click

"Fine!" she got up and stomped out of his room.

After awhile he looked out his window and say Sakura on her bed with her pillow over her head.

"You should apologize to her." joe came in out of nowhere which made Saskue jump.

"Where did you come from!" he said startled.

"Girls are sensitive, eccspecailly if there on there...uh you know." Joe said.

"On what, drugs?" Saskue teased.

"No on there." Joe started to whisper." period."

"Oh god! To much information!" Saskue gagged.

"You never know." Joe said and left.

sigh What do I do? the Uchia thought.

Then he got and idea.

"I'll just call her on her cell." he said grabbed his cell and typing her number, 1-652-857-4747.

Sakura was just laying there and then her cell phone went off, she saw the caller ID, it was Saskue.

"Leave me alone." she said while her cell phone was still going off.

"My music so loud, I'm swangin'

They hopin' to catch me ridin' dirty

Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty

Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty

Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty"

Then it stopped.

Why wont she answer her phone, thats right I can jsut text her. he thought.

ThenSakura's phone beeped, it meant she had a texted message. It was from Saskue and he wrote: Are you on ur period! She panicked.

"How did he find out!" she thought.

She wrote back.

Saskue saw Sakura typing her message but he doesn't see that well to read what it said so he sat and waited. He saw Sakura close her phone and put the pillow back over her head. Then his phone started vibrating, which meant he had a text message. It was from Sakura and it read: How did you know! His eye's opened wide.

"Ewwww." Saskue shouted out his window, Sakura's widow was open so he new she heard.

"Your so childish!" she appeared.

"And your on your period!" he laughed.

"You wouldn't be laughing pretty boy, if you were in my situations, we get more sensative and cramps an---" she was cut off by Saskue gagging.

"Too much information, pretty girl!" He yelled.

"You cant handle tha truth!" she smirked. "Oh I'll be back in a second!"

"Yea probably to go change your tampon, eww." he said to himself.

"I heard you!" she sneered walking away.

"Ew." he said.

A few mintues later she came back.

"So how long are you going to be one it?" he asked.

"Humm well I started this morning so for a week!" she said.

"Great." he mummbled.

For a whole week I have to put up with her shit. he thought.

"WHAT DID YOU SAY, UCHIA?" she yelled.

Uhhhhh! he slumped down on his bed. Girls...

Hey, thanks for reading. Funny ne? LOL, well thanks for reading, please leave a review and blah blah blah! Oh and if you want to add some stuff or if you have any idea's tell me! My brain hurts: Buh-bye!

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