TA-DAAA!

CHAPTER SIX

In, "A Link to the Past" Link bombs the wall of that house in Kakariko that used to belong to Blind. The owner asks for money to repair the "door". Link asks "what door?"

TP Link asks Midna if that hand thing coming out of her head is her hair. "Y'know" Midna replies, looking at it "I'm not really sure."

Ganon broke the Ocarina he stole from Link, thinking it was the Ocarina of Time. He stares at the shards and there's a note there. "Haha, gotcha sucker" (this is from the manga)

When the six sages build a bridge for Link to cross to get to Ganon's castle, he looks at it and says "Wow, nice job guys. You could not have possibly made this bridge any gayer. Niiiiiiiice job."

When walking up to said gay bridge Link sees a sign. It reads "Skittles, taste the rainbow."

TP Link asks the guy he works for if he specializes in genetic manipulation. The rancher gives him a questioning look. Link replies "The horns dude, look at the horns."

Zant removes his mask. Link says thoughtfully "Y'know, the mask was actually an improvement" before falling to the ground shrieking about how his eyes burn.

It is revealed to all of Hyrule during the final battle that Princess Zelda wears combat boots instead of heels. (this is during TP)

Link wolf-whistles when he sees Midna's true form. She punches him.

Link sees Chancellor Cole for the first time and asks if the hats are some sort of weird fashion statement. Cole guts him.

Link renames Volvagia's chamber as "Whack-a-dragon".

SP Zelda's new theme song is "Ghostbusters".

If I don't end this now I'll never finish it! My first every multi-chapter "fic" is done(and it took 4 years)! WOOHOO! Hope you all enjoyed my twisted sense of humor.

-bows herself out- No flaming, review please.