Me, Myself, and You
Disclaimer: Don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! or Red vs Blue. Those belong to their genius creators.
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"I see...so you're from the outside," Ryou-2 turned and looked out at the vast area of giant slabs and walkways that was inside the first Ryou's head, "That's where the other one is from as well...,"
Kaiba frowned, "The other? Wait, you mean Dartz?!" he walked up to Ryou-2, "You've seen him?!"
"Of course he's seen him, you idiot!" a new person in blue armor ran up to them, "You think the Great Mr Ryou would miss something like that you skeezy, douche'bag fuck?!"
Kaiba stared at the newcomer, "Ok first off, who the hell are you?"
"My name is Kaiba, butt-wiping ass munch!"
The real Kaiba turned to Tea, "This guy's an asshole...,"
Tea giggled quietly, "Yeah...we've...we've uh, met,"
"Yeah, and I'm Ryou's best friend!" Kaiba-2 shouted, "So don't try anything stupid you lip-lipping cock-suck!"
Kaiba held up a finger, "Ok...there were a lot of things in that sentence that I didn't like at all," he snapped.
Tea grabbed his shoulder and leaned in, "Just play along, Seto...we're gonna need these guys if we're gonna find Dartz and get rid of him!" she whispered.
"I'm gonna go look for girls!" Yugi-2 cried, running off in another direction.
Kaiba sighed and lowered his head, "Fine...whatever,".
Ryou-2 nodded, "If you wish to find Dartz, I suggest you talk to the Reds first. He tried to recruit them against me early on," he suggested.
"The Red's? As in the Yami's?" Kaiba looked around, "They're here?!"
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Meanwhile, outside the Yami's base, Bakura and Malik stood next to the overturned Warthog, trying to find the part that the pink-armored player had misplaced.
Bakura looked at the car for a while, then walked up to Malik, "Are you sure you left it in here?" he asked slowly, not really wanting to be here.
Malik rubbed his helmet, "I think so...wait...no...wait, wait, wait...uh...," he groaned as if trying to remember was a strainful chore on his brain, "I think so!"
Sighing, Bakura shook his head, "Ok...now...retrace your steps. You said it was a little bit after we got trapped in this game, before Marik and the Pharaoh got blown up, right?"
"Right! I remembered that day, because I was trying to contact Ishizu on the com, but she didn't answer...,"
"...how the fuck could you call your sister when we're a damn video game?!"
"I dunno...," Malik shrugged, "Seemed like it'd work at the moment. Anyhoo, I needed to relax and while relaxing here, I don't like wearing the pink armor, cuz I already get enough crap from you guys as it is. So I thought to myself, 'Where is the one place that I can relax and listen to my music while wearing nothing at all?' ".
Bakura looked at him, then slowly turned to the Warthog, "Oh God!".
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As Mahado and Mana made their way over the hills of the Blood Gulch map, Yugi looked out from inside of Mana, sitting comfortably in the driver's seat.
"Ok...looks like we're getting close enough. Now if only I could find the brakes on this thing," he murmured to himself, "Ah, must be this one,".
"Do not push that button!" Mana warned him.
"Oops...sorry, Mana. Maybe it's this one...,"
"Do not touch me...,"
Yugi slumped in the seat, "You know, for a girl your size, you're a little sensitive," he commented.
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"I cannot take much more of this...," Bakura groaned as he listened to Malik go on and on about what he did before.
"...so then I clipped my toe-nails and I was gonna apply the ointment as instructed. I dunno why, but it smelled really funny. So I thought, I'd taste it, to make sure it was safe...,"
"That's it...I'm committing suicide," Bakura turned and walked away from his teammate.
Malik waved at him, "Hey! I wasn't done retracing my steps yet!" he yelled after him, "You don't even know what I did to the boil on my thigh!"
Bakura just wanted to get away from the blabbering idiot. He walked away from the Warthog and was about to head into the base when he heard a low rumbling sound. He turned and his eyes went wide, "OH CRAP!"
The psychotic tank was currently advancing on them and fast too.
He bolted back behind the Warthog, ducking low with his pistol in his hand.
"Hey, you're back! Sweet, anyway-,"
"Shut up, Tomb-Keeper!" Bakura hissed, waving at him to get down, "There's a big ass tank coming this way!".
"What?!" Malik ran off to the side and he too, saw the tank coming for them. He ran back to Bakura and began to twitch, "Oh God...I'm totally freakin' out...I'm freakin' out!"
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"Oh God...," Yugi banged his helmet, "I can't believe Ryou is smart enough to actually pilot this thing. Mana, how the fuck do I slow you down?!"
"Retard the throttle...,"
"Wait, what? What throttle?"
"Retard the controller,"
"What are you talking about? I'm so confused!"
"The controller, retard!"
"Hey! That's kinda insulting ya know...,"
"Retard...retard...retard...retard...retard...retard...retard...retard...retard...retard...retard...,"
"Oh c'mon," Yugi crossed his arms, "Now you're just being mean!"
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On the outside, Brian and Mokuba had just finished explaining the situation to Raphael, Valon and Alister, former followers of Dartz.
"So...you're saying...that all your friends are stuck in that game, because you won't let them out?" Valon asked slowly.
"Yep...," Mokuba nodded.
"Now, Dartz is in there and he's causing hell?" Alister chimed in.
Brian nodded, "You got it...,"
"So what do you want us to do about it?" Raphael asked them.
Both Mokuba and Brian shrugged, "Hell we don't know, anything you could to get him out!" they said together.
"..." Valon stared at the monitors.
"..." Alister stared at the two boys.
"..." Raphael stared at a tossed soda can.
"Well this was a great idea," Brian murmured, rubbing his eyes.
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Kilnorc: Sorry about the long wait, guys. Had to wait til the technical difficulties were fixed...so here it is! Hope you enjoyed it!