Ok, I'm FINALLY back. I know it's been like six months since my last PotC. I could tell you I had an excuse, but that would be a lie. So deal with it. Anyways, this is my version of Survivor Tortall Edition. Not very original but you can shut up about it. Ok? Ok.

Disclaimer: -insert witty remark explaining that I don't own the characters or Survivor here-

The contestants on this season of Survivor, Tamora Pierce Edition will be:

Lady Knight Keladry of Mindalen

Sir Alanna of Pirate's Swoop and Olau

Baron George Cooper of Pirate's Swoop

Sergeant Domitan of Masbolle

Sir Raoul of Goldenlake and Malorie's Peak, Knight Commander of the King's Own

King Jonathan of Conte

Sir Nealan of Queenscove

Alianne(A/N sp?) of Pirate's Swoop

Sir Wyldon of Cavall(hehehehe)

Lady Sandrilene fa Toren

Trisana Chandler

Daja Kisubo

Briar Moss

Duke Roger of Conte

Aly: Why are we all on this island?

Tris: Cause YO FACE!

Alanna: BURN!

Aly: You all suck. I will get my revenge with my totally awesome spy moves! –runs around humming the Mission Impossible theme-

Host: Hello, I am your host for this special edition of Survivor. You have all been randomly selected to be trapped on this island and perform difficult tasks until your friends all stab you in the back and vote you off the island. –smiles over enthusiastically-

Kel: This guy scares me…

Tris: YO MOMMA SCARES ME!

Kel: Okay then…. –backs away slowly-

Host: The first thing we have to do is split into two teams. I want two captains.(A/N I know that's not how they do it on the show!)

Everyone: OH! OH! PICK ME!

Host: Why do you even try? I mean it's pretty obvious that I'm gonna pick Alanna and Kel.

Alanna and Kel: YAY!

Everyone else: -sulks-

Host: okay Alanna picks first, then Kel.

Alanna: GEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEE!

George: Um… ALLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAA

Alanna: No you're on my team idiot.

George: Oh ok.

Kel: -sigh- Neal.

Neal: Yay!

Alanna: That was stupid.

Kel: I know.

Ok anyways the teams:

Kel's Team:

Kel

Neal

Wyldon

Dom

Aly

Daja

Jon

Alanna's Team

Alanna

George

Raoul

Sandry

Tris

Briar

Roger

Ok, do you like it? Please review! I promise I'll update sooner. –bats eyelashes- Flames are welcome. Cya

-king's-own-knight