Ok, I'm FINALLY back. I know it's been like six months since my last PotC. I could tell you I had an excuse, but that would be a lie. So deal with it. Anyways, this is my version of Survivor Tortall Edition. Not very original but you can shut up about it. Ok? Ok.
Disclaimer: -insert witty remark explaining that I don't own the characters or Survivor here-
The contestants on this season of Survivor, Tamora Pierce Edition will be:
Lady Knight Keladry of Mindalen
Sir Alanna of Pirate's Swoop and Olau
Baron George Cooper of Pirate's Swoop
Sergeant Domitan of Masbolle
Sir Raoul of Goldenlake and Malorie's Peak, Knight Commander of the King's Own
King Jonathan of Conte
Sir Nealan of Queenscove
Alianne(A/N sp?) of Pirate's Swoop
Sir Wyldon of Cavall(hehehehe)
Lady Sandrilene fa Toren
Trisana Chandler
Daja Kisubo
Briar Moss
Duke Roger of Conte
Aly: Why are we all on this island?
Tris: Cause YO FACE!
Alanna: BURN!
Aly: You all suck. I will get my revenge with my totally awesome spy moves! –runs around humming the Mission Impossible theme-
Host: Hello, I am your host for this special edition of Survivor. You have all been randomly selected to be trapped on this island and perform difficult tasks until your friends all stab you in the back and vote you off the island. –smiles over enthusiastically-
Kel: This guy scares me…
Tris: YO MOMMA SCARES ME!
Kel: Okay then…. –backs away slowly-
Host: The first thing we have to do is split into two teams. I want two captains.(A/N I know that's not how they do it on the show!)
Everyone: OH! OH! PICK ME!
Host: Why do you even try? I mean it's pretty obvious that I'm gonna pick Alanna and Kel.
Alanna and Kel: YAY!
Everyone else: -sulks-
Host: okay Alanna picks first, then Kel.
Alanna: GEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEE!
George: Um… ALLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAA
Alanna: No you're on my team idiot.
George: Oh ok.
Kel: -sigh- Neal.
Neal: Yay!
Alanna: That was stupid.
Kel: I know.
Ok anyways the teams:
Kel's Team:
Kel
Neal
Wyldon
Dom
Aly
Daja
Jon
Alanna's Team
Alanna
George
Raoul
Sandry
Tris
Briar
Roger
Ok, do you like it? Please review! I promise I'll update sooner. –bats eyelashes- Flames are welcome. Cya
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