Talk about strange people
and weird clothes these days
They wear long cloaks,
black robes, and big pointy
hats
They don't learn normal
things
At that school of theirs
They turn matches into
needles
And such
witches, wizards, and Lord
Voldemort
these are the things that
terrify me the most
no aliens, diets, or MTV
hosts
scares me like witches,
wizards, and Lord Voldemort
Met some magic folk last
night
They were very strange
They talked about strange
things
Like Death Eaters and
Quidditch
Some stuff about flying
brooms
And ball coming after you
And soon enough I just
wanted to scream
Witches, wizards, and Lord
Voldemort
These are the things that
terrify me the most
No aliens, diets, or MTV
hosts
Scares me like witches,
wizards and Lord Voldemort
When Harry lived at our
house
I was always beating him up
He was so skinny and so scrawny
Now he can use magic oh!
La, la, la, la, la…
I've got to learn to stay
away from him now
So he don't curse me to have
a curly tail
Just like that big man did so
many years ago
And I had to go get it
removed
Witches, wizards, and Lord
Voldemort
These are the things that terrify
me the most
No aliens, diets, or MTV hosts
Scares me like witches,
wizards, and Lord Voldemort
Witches, wizards, and Lord Voldemort
These are the things that
terrify me the most
No aliens, diets, or MTV
hosts
Scares me like witches,
wizards, and Lord Voldemort