A/N:
PLEASE READ THIS. IT'S SUPER IMPORTANT AND SPECIAL.
Yeah...
It's the last chapter of Tohru Poop Brains.
How dumb could a person be not to realise they finished one of their top stories?
About as dumb as me. Dukoro-chan.
Anyways.
Thanks to all the people who read and reviewed this story.
Look out for, "So Damned Emo: Something About Megumi Hanajima" and "Sh!tty Kitty Bang Bang: Behind the Baka Neko TWO!"
I came up with the title of the second Kyo one while writing this chapter. If you read it, you'll see why.
Wooo!
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Once upon a time, there lived a seemingly innocent young girl named Tohru Honda.
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"What is this, a narration of your life?"
"If you'd shutup and read the rest of it, you'd find out, Hatori!"
"..."
"In a reader's survey, you're the most hated character!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!"
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She used to live with her mother, until a guy called KYO SOHMA killed her.
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"STFU! (emo)"
"You shitty kitty! Go bang bang!"
"..."
"Yeah. Go kill yourself."
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From then, she moved into her grandfather's house.
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"Hello, Kyoko!"
"Please, my name is T to the O to the H, the R, the U."
"And can't no other lady suck a cock like you!"
"Who asked you, Akito! Dumb whore..."
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And then... she lived in a tent.
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"My dog senses are tingling!"
"That isn't the only thing tingling. (points at crotch)"
"... (violated)"
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After a Tragic landslide occured, Miss Honda moved in with the ever-unusual Sohma's; a family clan that can turn into animals.
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"DAMN RAT!"
"STUPID CAT!"
"PERVERTED DOG!"
"DUMB COW!"
"... Yeah."
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Before too long, Tohru started to meet the rest of the Sohma's, such as Kagura...
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"KYO, MY LOVE!"
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... And Haru ...
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"Word."
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... Momiji ...
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"When I come in the club, step aside!"
"OH SNAP!"
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... And of course Hatori.
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"I'm a doctor, not a mechanic."
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But before too long, she was whisked away back to grandfather's house.
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"Oh, how I miss the sexual services I'd be granted for washing the dishes every night! This old bag can't even hold a ten second erection!"
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All was not well at Shigure's house, either.
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"Dear God! Shigure! Tohru's towel doesn't smell like her lower regions any longer!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
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So Yuki and Kyo decided to get her back.
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"Come home."
"Okay."
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Life seemed fine, until Tohru's friends came for a visit.
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"Uo."
"Hana."
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They did stuff.
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"Card games."
"Rice balls."
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And... they teased Kyo.
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"That isn't your natural hair colour."
"... Uh, yeah it is."
"Okay then."
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Until...
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"RAWR! I AM KYO'S TRUE FORRRRM!"
"AHHHHH."
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Yeah.
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"I shall always love you, Kyo!"
"... Super."
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The end.
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"What was the point of this chapter?"
"I don't know."
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I saw Kazuma in the shower this morning.
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"AHHHHH."
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He screamed like I did when Kyo transformed that time.
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"You didn't scream until later on that night."
"Damn straight."
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And then... life seemed meaningless.
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"BRAN!"
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So, as a final word to the world... I say...
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SCREW YOU, STACEY FERGISON!
Or if you don't plan to screw yourself, screw Shigure so I can make million dollar porn from it.
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A/N:
Totally.
That was a weird way to end.
But I thought it was SWEEEEEET.