And Then There Was Nicholas pt1.
Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ or Boy
Meets World.
A/N: I'm
back from the dead…literally! Apparently ToranksuGohan killed me. ^_^ So, I
guess you're all wondering why I didn't let Videl and Gohan get back together
in The Young Ones. Well, now you know!! Okay, the first couple of parts are a
parody of an episode of Boy Meets World called "And Then There Was Shawn". In
the last story, Nicholas was feeling very guilty about Gohan and Videl's
break-up and he promised to fix it.
Quote of the day: "You tried your best and you failed
miserably! The lesson is never try!" ~ Homer Simpson
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Nicholas walked into his morning
History class and saw that he was the last to arrive…and that Gohan was in his
seat.
"Hey, what are you doing in my seat?" Nicholas asked.
"Well, well
the wife and I aren't together anymore and I figured it would be safer if I had
a buffer." Gohan replied indicating Videl.
"This break up is
now having severe ramifications on me." Nicholas said sitting down. Their
history teacher Mr Roberts looked up from his desk.
"Ooo,
Ramification, nice word jug head." Mr Roberts said.
"You see now
Roberts knows I'm in the class." Nicholas huffed.
"It just
logistics, Nicky, listen if I sit in that seat, I could still smell her hair,
hear her breathe, watch her sweater go up when she raises her hand." Gohan
sighed.
"Oh, ok, I'll sit
here, but I'm only between you two, ok I'm not in the middle of you." Nicholas
replied. He looked over to see Videl talking to Kenny Ishida.
"Hey, Videl can I
borrow your big pencil?" Kenny asked and just as Videl was about to give it to
him Nicholas ran over to them.
"They're not
divorced Kenny, it's just a trial separation, and don't think I don't know what
borrow a pencil means, ok nobody, nobody's borrowed more pencils than Nicholas
Summers." Nicholas said as Gohan smacked his forehead and walked over to pull
Nicholas away.
"Hey, thanks for
not getting in the middle of this." Gohan said as they sat back down.
"He was just
asking for a pencil." Natalie pointed out.
"I know what he
was asking for and if he asks again, I'll stab that big pencil through his heart.
You hear me Kenny, huh?" Nicholas said pointing to Kenny. Natalie looked over
to Videl.
"Why is Nicky so
obsessed with you two?" Natalie asked.
"I don't know, but
he's almost taking it harder, than me and Gohan." Videl replied.
"We'll return to the
Young and the Restless right after this word from Roberts, and here is the
word, shut up." Mr Roberts said. Nicholas stood up.
"Mr. Roberts, I'm
sure if you recall the pain of being stabbed in the back by a girlfriend…"
Nicholas started.
"I didn't stab
him, he stabbed me." Videl said also standing up.
"Oh, I'd stab
myself before I'd stab you. Kenny, give me that pencil." Gohan said
ebulliently.
"I don't have
one." Kenny replied but Mr Roberts was getting impatient.
"Now listen, this
class will not be more interested in the romantic goings on of it's students,
than it is with what ever the hell I'm teaching!" Mr Roberts said angrily
slamming his hand on the table. "Gohan you go and sit on this side of the
classroom and Videl you will sit on that side." They moved.
"Mr. Roberts you
can't do that! You're contributing to the furtherance of their apartness."
Nicholas said.
"I'm trying to
teach a class here. Now Mr. Summers, Nebraska?" Mr Roberts asked.
"Oh! Don't try and
change the subject!" Nicholas huffed sitting down.
"Quiet! One more,
crazy interruption, and all you nuts are going into detention!" Mr Roberts said
and as if by magic the door flew open and a scary janitor walked in, emptied a
garbage can and pointed to the students meanly and then left.
"Oh, that's it!"
Mr Roberts yelled.
Later that day,
in detention…
"I didn't think
seniors still got detention." Gohan muttered but Mr Roberts heard him.
"They do when they
act like two year olds." He said.
"They do when they
act like two year olds." Gohan mocked as he and Nicholas started laughing. Mr
Roberts turned around.
"Mr. Son, when one
mocks someone, one should wait until they're not looking right at them." Mr
Roberts said.
"But I'm not in my
regular seat." Gohan said. (His seat is usually right in front of Mr Roberts.)
Mr Roberts rolled his eyes.
"This is detention
people, that means no talking no moving or fraternizing, for the next hour and
a half." Mr Roberts said.
"Where are you
going Mr Roberts?" Natalie asked.
"I'm not in
detention, Ms Campbell, I can do as I please and don't for a moment think
because of my absence from this room that you're not being watched." He left.
"All I wanted was
a pencil!" Kenny sighed.
"Oh, shut up
Kenny. You're lucky to even be here." Gohan snapped.
"I don't happen to
see it that way." Kenny smirked. Nicholas got up to leave.
"Where do you
think you're going?" Natalie asked.
"Well, if were
going to be in here for over an hour, then I'm going to my locker to get my cheese
product." Nicholas said and tried to unlock the door. "Huh, can you believe
this? Roberts locked us in!"
"He can't do that,
it's against the Geneva Detention Convention!" Natalie exclaimed. Nicholas saw
the janitor coming and ran away. The janitor leaned up against the door. (It
has a glass bit.) Everyone looked at him in fear.
"Whoa!" Nicholas
exclaimed as the janitor gave them a dirty look.
"Yee, do, do you
think he works on that look?" Videl asked.
"Hey, giggles!
We're locked in. Do you have the key?" Nicholas asked. The janitor put keys up
to window and gave a sarcastic smile.
"Great! You want
to let us out?" Gohan asked. The janitor smiled and put keys down and walked
off.
"Ok, this is
getting scary." Videl said frightened.
"I don't seem to
be able to use my powers. How about you?" Gohan asked the others, as Kenny
looked on confused.
"Been trying for
the last ten seconds…" Nicholas replied. Natalie walked up to Nicholas.
"What's going
on?!" She asked clinging onto him.
"I don't know, but
I like it." Nicholas smiled as he looked at Natalie and pulled her closer.
Suddenly, there were kissing each other like there was no tomorrow. Then the
map flapped up and on black board it said, "no one gets out alive"
written in blood.
"Hey guys…" Gohan
said fearfully but Nicholas and Natalie weren't paying any attention. "GUYS!!"
Gohan yelled and they pulled away from each other to see the black board.
Natalie screamed and pointed at it.
"Now. I don't like
it as much." Nicholas said. Videl looked pale and Natalie stopped screaming.
Gohan swallowed hard and Kenny…was just there.
"It's Roberts."
Nicholas decided.
"There's blood on
the black board, Nicky. I don't think it's because he ran out of chalk."
Natalie said.
"No, no, it's fake,
it's all fake! Roberts is pulling some elaborate hoax." Gohan joined in.
"Why?" Kenny
asked.
"Well, why, does
Roberts do anything, to teach us something?" Gohan said.
"What's he trying
to teach us?" Natalie asked.
"To pay attention
or we die." Gohan replied.
"Oh, you're nuts."
Videl scoffed.
"Stop attacking me
ok, you've given up your right to attack me." Gohan said.
"This doesn't make
any sense." Natalie said.
"It does if you've
seen as many horror films as I have, this is classic, the locked door, the
scary janitor, the bloody warning and our soon to be first victim." Nicholas
said pointing to Kenny.
"Me, why me?"
Kenny asked frantically.
"Well, it's
certainly isn't going to be any of us." Gohan laughed and the others joined
him. "What are you thinking? What's this guy doing?" Gohan laughed. They all
heard thump sounds coming closer and closer to the door.
"Alright, you're
the horror film expert. What's that?!" Natalie asked fearfully.
"That's the sound
of our beating hearts, it signifies our height and fears, and the fact that
something horrible is about to walk in that door, right now!" Nicholas said.
Everyone freaks, as the door flies open where Mirai Trunks and Mirai Goten are
standing. (I'm just gonna refer to them as Trunks and Goten now.)
"Hidy, ho!" Goten
said raising an eyebrow. Everyone sighed in relief.
"Whose blood is on
the black board?" Trunks asked.
"What are you guys
doing here?" Gohan asked. "I knew you were staying here for a while but…didn't you
guys finish school in your time?"
"Oh, well Trunks
and I had the hankering for some hoops, miss the smell of the old locker room,
you know." Goten replied.
"Did you guys see
Roberts out there?" Nicholas asked.
"Nope, not a soul.
Actually it was kinda creepy." Trunks stated.
"Why creepy? Why
is it creepy? Why did you say creepy? Why creepy?" Videl asked very quickly and
nervously.
"Ah, I think it
had something to do with the janitor." Trunks replied.
"I knew it!"
Nicholas cried.
"See, when we finished
playing, we went into the locker room to change, and there he was pushing his
squeaky bin emptying the waste baskets." Trunks said.
"Well, that's not
so creepy." Videl said.
"Oh, and there was
blood coming out of the showers." Goten stated casually.
"Ew!" Videl said.
"How's the
pressure of the shower?" Natalie asked.
"Oh, really good."
Goten replied.
"Really?"
"Got all the soap
out of my hair, nice." Goten said running a hand through his hair.
"Blood in the showers,
this is straight out of that horror film classic "Blood In The
Showers" no this isn't the janitor, this is the work of a diabolical
master villain." Nicholas said eerily.
"Roberts!" Gohan
exclaimed.
"Absolutely
Roberts. I just feel so bad that Kenny has to be the first to die." Nicholas
said.
"I really wish
you'd stop saying that." Kenny said.
"So what do you
think Roberts is trying to do?" Trunks asked.
"I, I think that
he knows we're too old for detention to scare us like it did when we were
little kids right, so he's turned this school into a total chamber of horrors."
Gohan said.
"Doctor Roberts'
house of terror." Natalie said. Kenny started walking towards Gohan angrily.
"This doesn't
scare me, nothing scares me," Kenny said and then he turned around to Nicholas
"and Videl doesn't belong to your best friend Gohan anymore, and if I want to
borrow a pencil from her, I will and what are you going to do about it?" Kenny
demanded. Nicholas returned the same angry look. Just the, a strange figured
creature shut the lights off and Natalie screamed. Nicholas turned lights back
on and Trunks was carrying Goten.
"Put on some
weight since the last time you were scared?" Trunks asked.
"Yeah." Goten
muttered. Then Natalie screamed.
"No, no, no, honey
you scream when the lights go out, screaming when the lights are on takes away
from the first scream." Nicholas explained but Natalie screamed and pointed.
"Now, you're just being loud." Gohan and Videl turned and saw Kenny with a
pencil in his head. The pencil made a mark on wall as he sank down. Everyone
else stared as Videl backed up and Gohan walked up to him and pointed to wall.
"We'll always
remember he was that tall." Gohan said.
"Oh,
my gosh, they killed Kenny!" Goten yelled.
End of part one…
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