PO: Hello, everyone! My name is Princess Oceania, and this is my first fanfic. Well, my co-authoress, Sakurafang and mine. So plz don't be too mean, okay? Disclaimer: We don't own Kingdom Hearts or any of its characters. We only own our characters, Alexis and Callie.

Axel: -pesters the authoresses- Tell me what's going to happen! Please? Please? Please? Pleasepleasepleaseplease-----

Sakurafang: SHUT UP, AXEL! DO I NEED TO PUT YOU OUT IN THE RAIN AGAIN!

Axel: Nooo! I'll be a good boy now. -scuttles into the corner, where he finds Zexion-

Zexion: I hate everything.

PO: Ooooooookay then. Well anyway, enjoy the fic!

All was quiet inside Castle Oblivion. No missions had been set in a while, and the members were just drifting about the pearly white halls. Our story begins with a certain redheaded pyromaniac who happened to be looking for something to burn…or someone, if they got on his nerves enough. He was already in a slightly bad mood because his best friend was nowhere to be found.

"I'm so bored…bored to death, bored to tears….bored!" Axel mumbled to himself. "Can't find Roxas anywhere in this place…he's probably off with his virtual buddies. What does he need THEM for! He's got me!"

A sudden bang against his skull snapped him out of his thoughts, and he looked up to see Demyx, his sitar inches from Axel's nose. Demyx smirked, a signal that he was about to talk until your ear fell off. He was weird like that. Axel pressed two fingers into his gravity-defying hair and felt something hot and sticky oozing underneath them. He sighed, frustrated.

"What do you want, Demyx?"

He gave one of his trademark grins that made him look as dumb as dirt. "The Superior wants us to meet in that freaky room with the million-foot-high chairs."

Axel rolled his eyes. "You mean, the meeting room?"

"Yeah. That place. He says there's a new mission in store. You might want to get that wound looked at beforehand."

Demyx smiled gleefully and struck Axel in the head again with his sitar before running off at top speed, laughing devilishly.

"WHY YOU! WAIT TILL I GET MY HANDS ON YOU! I'LL BURN YOU ALIVE!" Axel shouted after the retreating mullet-head. "Man, what's with that guy?"

Axel gingerly touched the place where Demyx's weapon had made contact with his cranium. He sighed, swearing revenge on the stupid sitar-wielding maniac, then proceeded into the meeting room.

In the meeting room, all the chairs were filled…except for the one belonging to Roxas. Axel was feeling bitter because of the headache pounding in his skull and the fact that Roxas was gone. Larxene noticed Axel's sour expression and automatically looked around for Roxas.

"Hey Axel, looks like your so called 'pal' ditched you, huh?" She sneered. If there's one thing she loved doing, it was teasing Axel.

The redhead slumped down in his chair and glared. "Shut up, lightning bug, or I'll scorch you."

The blonde laughed, a very annoying sound, a sound that made Axel want to zip the electricity-brandishing witch's mouth shut. "I'd like to see you try, flame-head!"

"ENOUGH!" The voice of the Superior boomed out, causing most of the members of Organization XIII to flinch, or jump at the least. "We did not meet here for petty arguments! We came to discuss a new concern."

Larxene nodded her head meekly and Axel just rolled his eyes like he always did when he was reprimanded.

The Superior continued. "Thanks to Vexen and his continued experiments, we have been able to find new nobodies where we never even considered looking. So our assignment-"

"Is to track down these Nobodies, and bring them back here." Xaldin finished. He leaned forwards, black dreadlocks spilling over his shoulders. "Interesting."

"But the thing is, the keyblade master may be out looking for these Nobodies as well." Vexen interjected. "He probably is doing so as we speak."

"That means we have no time to waste. If the keyblade master gets to the Nobodies before we do, then they're done for." Larxene piped up. "Are they all human-looking, like us?"

"That's what we have to find out. I have more information about these Nobodies in my laboratory." Vexen said in a matter-of-fact way.

"Very well. You know what you need to do, everyone. Meeting adjourned." The Superior said calmly.

A few hours later, most of the members of the Organization were out tracking down Nobodies. The few left in the castle were Vexen, Larxene, Zexion, Axel, and the Superior. Zexion was on his way to Vexen's laboratory when he spotted Axel, snoozing in an empty room. He walked over and shook the redhead's shoulders.

"Wake up, flame-head. We have missions, remember?"

Axel nodded groggily, stood up, and headed towards the lab with Zexion. "Snzz…why does everyone call me that?" Zexion didn't have an answer to that, or just didn't feel like replying to the question, so he changed the subject..

"This whole thing is pointless…most of them are probably Dusks. It's not very often you get to see someone with a strong enough heart that their Nobody takes on a human shape."

Axel blinked his turquoise eyes, and then broke into a huge grin. "Stop being so negative, Zexy. If you're depressed because you don't think we'll find any cute chicks…"

Zexion cut him off sharply with a sideways glare. "We're here."

PO: So, whaddya think of the first chappie? I won't update until I get ten reviews! I will accept constructive criticism, just don't flame me. Because that's mean. And it makes me sad. So plz R&R, okay?

Sakurafang: Yepyep! All the good reviewers get candy!

Axel: I WANT CANDY! CANDY CANDY CANDY CANDY!

PO: No candy for Axel. Because it makes him hyper and then he torches everything. We learned that the hard way.

Zexion: Whatever. Wait, did you say candy?