Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters.

One dark, stormy night (he he.. I love beginning the story like that) Link and Ganondorf were hanging out. Why were they hanging out you ask? They were hanging out because they had been drinking.

"Hey Link. Ever wonder when the Earth will end? When God get's fed up with watching us do nothing all day and blows us all up one by one?" Ganon asks.

"Yeah. I know what you mean. Just yesterday I was at the market buying a Hylian shield and the shopkeeper blew up right in front of me!" Link said.

"Ha ha ha! That's really funny!" Ganon said.

"Yeah! It is! Ha ha ha!"

"Ha ha ha- Wait a minute.."

Peach and Daisy were sitting on Peach's bed playing "Go Fish."

"Got any twos?" Daisy asked.

"Nope. Go Fish." Peach replied.

All of a sudden..

"AAAAAH! OH MY GOD! THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! AAAAAH! STOP PLAYING CARDS AND RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!" Link and Ganon said at the exact same time as they ran extremely fast and crashed straight throught the wall making one of those body marks in the wall like you see in the cartoons.

"What was that?" Daisy asked.

"Don't know. Got any fives?"

Mario and Luigi were sitting outside Peach's room, looking through her window. Who knows why they were there. Maybe they were having naughty thoughts or maybe, um..I don't what else they could be doing.

"Ever notice that Link and Ganon just came crashing through the wall screaming, THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END!" Luigi said.

"No. I'm busy thinking naughty thoughts." Mario replied.

All of a sudden Peach spotted Mario and Luigi because of Luigi screaming while trying to do his best impression of Link and Ganon. Peach walked over to the window and opened it.

"Oh. So you two were spying on us. And just what were you two thinking?" she said.

Peach looked at Daisy sitting on the bed.

"Come on Daisy! Let's get em'!"

Daisy ran over to the window and they bother jumped out. Mario and Luigi weren't going to fight Daisy and Peach.

"This time were gonna stop your spying for good! Pervs!" Peach said punching Mario in the face.

Daisy punched Luigi in the face. Peach and Daisy were punching them in the face over and over again. This continued until Peach and Daisy got bored. Then they stopped.

"Let's throw em' in the river."said Daisy.

"Yeah. Good idea."

Meanwhile Link and Ganon were still running straight.

"Um..Link. Where are we going?" Ganondorf asked.

"Uh..um..We're..We're going..WE'RE GOING TO SAVE THE WORLD!" Link said.

"YAAAAAY!"

That is the end of chapter one!