Disclaimer: I'm not J.K. Rowling. I still wont be even if squirrels take over Canada… hehehe…
A/N: Last chapter. holds up emmy I would like to thank all my wonderful reviewers. And Lord Fluffikins because he's just so adorably evil… even though this is the last chapter, I still ask that you review so that I know what to do for the next story… Thanks! BTW, the Craig character is an ex-classmate of mine and he hates me, I hate him…also Dagon is a guy that likes Rene… and Rene is another friend of mine… just so ya know.
Chapter Five -- Reasons 41-50Gildroy Lockhart: Hello and welcome to my show! Starring and hosted by me! Gildroy Lockhart, Order of Merlin (3rd Class) and 5 time winner of Witch Weekly's Most Charming Smile Award! flashes cheesy smile
R: Ahem.
Lockhart turns to see Roxy and Kristina standing with arms crossed looking very angry.
Lockhart: Hello ladies. Would you two like my autograph? Of course you would. starts signing everything
Suddenly two guys that look like Ghostbusters crash through the door.
Guy 1: Psyco-Busters!
Guy 2: Lockhart, you're coming with us. Time to go back to St. Mungo's.
Lockhart: No! You'll never take me alive! There are so many more people who need my autograph!
Lockhart runs to the window, signs the window, then jumps out the window. The two guys follow.
K: That was weird.
H: Hey, what happened?
R: Lockhart going crazy and signing things.
H: Ok.
K: Now, #41…
R: This is so sad.
K: What?
R: This is our last segment…
K: pats Roxy on the back It's ok…
R: Ok, I'm better.
K: #41… YOU KISSED HER!
R: Which is one of the reasons you are here in the first place.
K: #42…
RING-RINGR: answers phone Hello?
Rene (another friend): from phone Turn on the news!
Kristina turns on the TV.
Reporter: Earlier today, Canada was attacked by hords of furry animals. Now I'll had it over to our man on location, Guy Gonnadie. Guy?
Guy: Thanks, Mike. I'm here in Canada while the animals are attacking.
There is fire in background and squirrels running everywhere.
Guy: Looks to me that the animals are very stupid.
One squirrel (3 guesses who) stops and points to Guy.
Lord Fluffikins: SQUEAK! SQUEAK!
Guy: AHHHH!
Reporter: That doesn't look good.
Rene: The squirrel took over Canada before me!
Roxy: Hey, that's Lord Fluffikins!
Rene: Who?
Roxy: Nevermind. Talk to ya later. hangs up phone
K: #42! You and Ginny being together is good for the universe.
R: And the space time continuum thing.
H?
K: If you and Ginny aren't together then the world wont be right.
R: And then really horrible couples will form, like Ron and Cho, and you and Hermone. And really bizarre things will happen like…
H: Squirrels taking over Canada?
R: Yeah! And something weirder like Craig calling me on my phone right now and calling be 'babycakes'.
RING-RING
R: answers phone Hello?
Craig's voice: Hey Babycakes.
R: O.o …
K: See! The universe is already falling apart!
R: -.- Bye Craig.
L: See Harry.
R: If he EVER calls me 'Babycakes' again, it will be your looking straight at Harry head.
H: gulp
K: #43, you and Ginny should be together because Rene and Dagon should be together.
H: That makes no sense.
R: Yes it does. At our school, Kristina and I gave ourselves and our friends codenames. Kristina is Luna, I am Hermione, Malici is Ron, Dagon is you, and Rene is Ginny.
H: My head hurts… your point?
K: Roxy and Malici are a couple. Ron and Hermione are a couple (or should be). You and Ginny should be together just like Dagon and Rene.
H: My head hurts even more… You two are insane.
R: Thank you!
K: #44, your inner beast.
H: Here we go again…
K: The fact that your inner beast reacts to Ginny at all is reason enough.
H: That's it?
K: Yeah.
R: #45, when you broke up with Ginny you said it was for her own good.
K: But actually it would be better if you were with her protecting her. Not that she really needs it.
R: #46, she could tell that you were going to break up with her.
K: She knows you and cares about you a lot.
H: Yeah, I care about her too.
R: A CONFESSION!
K: FINALLY!
R: #47, you confessed you care about her.
H: When?
K: Just now.
R: #48, we uh.. kinda already sent out the wedding invitations…
H: WHAT?
-Meow-
K: Nimby! picks up kitty Harry, have you met my kitty, Crookshanks Nimbus 2001?
H: hits his head Now back to you… glaring at Roxy
R: Yeah… your wedding invites… you'll probably hear from Mrs. Weasley soon.
Mrs. Weasley's head shows up in the fire.
Mrs. W: Harry dear! Oh I'm soo happy! You and Ginny! Well, must be off, a lot of planning you know. disappears
R: When did you get a fireplace?
K: I don't know…
R: Anyway…
K: #49, why else would we bother kidnapping you and holding you hostage if we weren't 100 sure that you two should be together!
H: Because you are insane.
R: We're not insane.
K: But what does one classify as sane?
R: Maybe we are all insane and the only sane person in the world is Lockhart.
L: Woah.
H: (thinking) When am I getting out of here?
R: Don't worry, we are almost done.
H: O.o
K: Yes, we can now apparently read minds.
R: And finally, #50… you hate Ginny.
H+K: WHAT!
H: THAT"S NOT TRUE AT ALL! I LOVE HER!
R: Exactly.
H: blushing …
R: The real #50 is that you love her and you just said it. And there's the 50 reasons why you should be with Ginny.
L: Now back to Hogwarts.
x-x-x
Harry suddenly finds himself back at Hogwarts. He sees Ginny, runs up to her, and kisses her. (Aww…)
Ginny: Uh… Harry, didn't we just break up? Not that I didn't like that.
Harry: Nevermind that. Ginny, I love you.
Studio Audience: Awww…
Ginny: Oh Harry…
Back at Kristina's…
R: Wasn't that romantic!
K: When did I get a fireplace… Oh yeah romantic.
R: Hey, I wonder what happened to Lockhart…
Somewhere in Canada…
Fluff: Squeak. Squeak.
Lockhart is tied to a pole… chipmunks and squirrels are dancing around him.
Lockhart: Yay! More peole to give my autograph to!
Fluff: Muhahaha!
THE END
A/N: I hope you guys liked 50 Reasons Why Harry Should Be With Ginny. I will soon start on my next fanfic: 50 Reasons Why Ron Should Be With Hermione. Lots of love. And watch out for squirrels. :D - Cari