Harvest Moon: Magical Melody

Big Furry Evil

Hahahaha...

AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!

After spending an eternity under the thumb of that annoying, goodie-two-shoes Harvest Goddess, I am finally free to do as I please! My time of reckoning has come!

With the Goddess turned to stone, the rest of my comrades simply frolic along like the innocent fools they are.

Not me, though. I'm not like the rest of them, for you see... I am PURE EVIL!

Jamie may be Jack's rival, but that androgynous rancher is merely a small blip on the radar compared to my brand of malice!

Yes! I shall go forth and destroy the fields! All who plant fruits and vegetables shall despair! Poor Wittle Nina will weep her wittle heart out with her pwecious pwants unable to gwow! Jamie's just too angsty to even bother me, and Blue doesn't even stand a chance against my speed! Who can stop my magnificent evil!

Here I go, causing destruction and mayhem to the ground before me! No one can stop me! This insipid Village has no Superman! Nor does it have a "Hero of Time" to smite me with his Sword of Evil's bane! This village has no one to stand in the way! No one! Forever will my darkness reign! All shall tremble at my----

:SMACK:

NO! CURSE YOU JACK! CURSE YOOOOOUUUUUUU!

:fades away: