Temptation
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter (yet. MHAHAHAHA!) or the Pussycat dolls, thank goodness (shudder).
Song fic: Normally hate these, just bear with me. It struck me one day while I was listening to the radio. This is after Ron and Lavender have broken up, and he is finally with Hermione (yay!).
Ron bemusedly followed Lavender into the empty classroom, wondering what on Earth she could want. The room was dark, and he was led to a seat facing the front. Lavender stroked his face, and leapt towards the front. She stood silently for a moment, until a spotlight came on, and she was at the front of a group of girls he recognised as Parvati, Padma, Hannah Abbot, Cho Chang and Susan Bones.
Music began to blare, and the girls started to dance and sing:
'I know you like me (I know you like me)
I know you do (I know you do)
That's why whenever I come around
She's all over you (she's all over you)
I know you want it (I know you want it)
It's easy to see (it's easy to see)
And in the back of your mind
I know you should be on with me (babe)
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?
Don't cha
Don't cha
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was raw like me?
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was fun like me?
Don't cha
Don't cha
Fight the feeling (fight the feeling)
Leave it alone (leave it alone)
Cause if it ain't love
It just ain't enough to leave my happy home (my happy home)
Let's keep it friendly (let's keep it friendly)
You have to play fair (you have to play fair)
See I don't care
But I know She ain't gonna wanna share
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?
Don't cha
Don't cha
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was raw like me?
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was fun like me?
Don't cha
Don't cha
I know she loves you (I know she loves you)
So I understand (I understand)
I'd probably be just as crazy about you
If you were my own man
Maybe next lifetime (maybe next lifetime)
Possibly (possibly)
Until then old friend
Your secret is safe with me
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?
Don't cha
Don't cha
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was raw like me?
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was fun like me?
Don't cha
Don't cha'
'Well, don't cha?' Lavender asked in a husky voice, leaning close to Ron.
'No' said Ron simply, and left to find Hermione, thinking how lucky he was.
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