Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.
Summary: Tenten's getting married, AGAINST her will. What's there to do? Get help! But to whom? Now, Tenten's hiding in the Hyuuga Compound… HYUUGA COMPOUND!
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Tenten entered her house, as a smile exposed across her face. Nothing can ruin her day today! (Or so she thought.) Because, she had gave Neji FOUR wounds! Not one, not two, not three either! FOUR. Not that she's happy hurting him, but it's rare for a Hyuuga to get FOUR wounds.
Sure, Tenten gave him several cuts before, but those were just scratches. Now, she had managed to ALMOST win their sparring match. Oh happy day it is for Tenten. She chuckled at her reverie, but can't help but wonder…
Why does he seem distracted or troubled or… something.
"Tenten! Get your butt in this kitchen IMMEDIATELY!" She heard a voice. Tenten smiled, she really thinks her mom is the awesome type of woman.
"Coming, Mom!" She called, and went inside the kitchen, only to see her mother cooking another meal. "So, what's up?" She asked, sitting at the counter.
"Well Tenten…" Her mother started. When she finished her sentence, she saw Tenten already twitching. "What. Did. You. Say?" Tenten snarled. Tenten's mother sighed, and repeated the sentence.
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!" Tenten screamed at the top of her lungs.
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Whaaat!
The faint scream of Tenten was heard through the Hyuuga Manor. Neji frowned, so, she finally found out. He thought, he sighed in defeat. Now, I can never…
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"MOM! YOU ARE SO DEAD!" Tenten yelled, getting out six kunais. But before she know it, her mother appeared behind her, a kunai's surface pressed against her neck. "Move, or I'll slit your neck." Her mother threatened.
"Mom! Let go of me!" Tenten demanded, but her mother didn't oblige.
Her mother sighed. "I'm sorry, Tenten. But you're gonna have to follow orders."
"Make me!"
"Tenten! Don't be stubborn again!"
Tenten let out a grunt. Her mother smirked, as she let go of Tenten. Tenten, however rewarded her mother with a glare before she stomped for her room. "WHY DO I HAVE TO HAVE THE MOTHER THAT'S THE WEAPONS MISTRESS YEARS AGO, GOD DAMN IT!" True. So true.
Tenten slammed the door shut. "EVERYBODY HATES ME BECAUSE I'M BLACK!" She screamed. Her mother sweat dropped, "you're not black, Tenten." She mumbled and continued on her cooking.
"RAAAARGH!" Tenten shrieked, as various weapons flew all over the room! Crashes, bangs, thuds, and destruction sounds hummed, but Tenten's mother doesn't seem to care. She's used to it anyway.
"I WANT A CHOCOLATE!" Tetnen shouted.
Tenten's door opened slightly, her mom dodging a kunai between her finger. "Tenten, calm down! Here." Her mom handed her a bar of chocolate. Soon, she calmed down… almost.
"MOM! THERE'S NO WAY I'M GONNA MARRY A FREAKIN' RANDOM PERSON! I WOULDN'T WANT TO BE ENGAGED TO AN UNKNOWN ASSHOLE!" Tenten yelled. Her mother glared at her, "watch your mouth, young lady!"
Tenten sighed in defeat. "Who's the guy?"
"His name's… Kenny."
Tenten twitched. "Oh great! I'm engaged to a bastardic person with a geeky name!" Tenten grumbled.
"It isn't a geeky name!"
"All right fine!" Tenten rolled her eyes.
"It's a nerdy name." Tenten's mom muttered.
Tenten didn't seem to here her mother. "What?" Her mother shook her head, "nothing, sweetie. I'll be in the kitchen if you need me."
Tenten nodded. She had managed to calm down. She lied on her bed (that seems to be the only object not abused by weapons. She groaned, "why me? Why me!" She sobbed the words out in a mocking tone. "WHY ME, MOM! WHY ME!"
"IT'S BECAUSE I SAY SO! SO STOP ASKING ME STUPID QUESTIONS!" Her mom answered.
Tenten groaned again. And then…
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" She screamed once again. "I HATE THIS DAY!"
She sat up straight. "I got to run away from this sick plot of my parents!" She rubbed her chin playfully, and then she punched her palm. "A-ha!"
"I'll just have to hide in one of my friend's house! Piece o' cake!" She mumbled. "But the problem is… to whom?"
"Lee? No. My eyes wouldn't stop seeing green! I don't have any friends that are girls either. Well, actually I have, but I couldn't last a day staying with THEM! Neji?" Tetnen widened her eyes as she laughed hysterically. "What a joke." She plopped on her bed again.
Silence.
More silence.
EVEN more silence.
"THAT'S IT!" She exclaimed, an imaginary light bulb appearing on top of her head. Her mother groaned, hearing that "that's it" of hers… She already know that she's planning something.
"I could stay with Neji! I mean, nobody would expect me to be there! But problem is…" Tenten paused. "I have to convince him first."
Just then, Sakura and Ino's words rang in her head, she gulped. Then she shut her eyes tight, and sighed. The most deadly weapon of a woman, is when she start to seduce.
She groaned. She has to gulp down her pride then.
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A/n: How'd I do? Hmm… Review please.