Harry Potter and the Water Gate Scandal

By TheJabber

This is my first fan fic so please no flaming

I own nothing and never will I am a hobo

Harry's head hurt as he opened his eyes. Man that was one crazy night he thought as he started to rub his head. "That's the last time I challenge a painting to a drinking contest," he muttered to himself.

"What was that honey" said a strangely feminine voice.

Harry turned over to find Ginny Weasly lying next to him naked.

"Did we a… you know do it last night?" said Harry.

"What do you mean? We didn't just do it Harry we tied the knot silly." Ginny said showing Harry the ring on her left index finger.

"WE WHAT!" yelled Harry.

"We got married last night Harry; by the way you are great in bed just so you know" said Ginny blushing.

"So you're now Mrs. Ginny Potter" said Harry.

"Yep; Mr. Harry Potter" said Ginny giddily.

"Oy Vay" exclaimed Harry.

"What do mean 'Oy Vay'" said Ginny angrily.

"Umm nothing" said Harry

"Nothing" said Ginny still pissed.

"Yes, Nothing" replied Harry.

"Well ok this time" said Ginny.

Harry got out of bed and thought to himself "I'm never drinking again". "I'm going to bathroom honey" Harry said awkwardly.

"Ok" Ginny said cheerfully.

As Harry got to the bathroom lifted the seat up pulled out his manhood and leaked the lizard. "Ah" he said as he emptied his bladder.

"Sweetie what do you want for breakfast?" Ginny yelled at Harry as he was taking a wiz.

"Bacon and eggs" Harry yelled back.

"K" said Ginny.

Harry took his time to gather his thoughts. Ok so what else did I do last night besides getting married? Harry tried to remember what he did last night. Something about a blue horned pixie dragon, a big amount of poison ice cream, and smarties with tweety bird on them which tasted funny.

"Harry you ok in there?" Ginny said as she knocked on the door.

"Yeah I'm fine" Harry said.

As Harry left the bathroom he smelled the sweet aroma a bacon crisping on the bacon crisping thing. He went into the kitchen and saw Ginny cooking in a very sexy black bra with matching panties. Harry went up behind her and put his arms around her waist and started kissing her neck.

"Harry, not while I'm cooking," moans Ginny.

"But you're so sexy when you cook; let's do it right now on the kitchen floor." Said Harry while kissing her neck.

"After breakfast," said Ginny.

"Fine" he said

Please R & R ill post the next thrilling installment soon. But I need reviews to make it better.