Chapter Three A Time/Space Continuum?

(In car, flying along happily in the night/early morning)

Harry: How come it's night already?

Fred: I think it's the author of this parody...

Ron: Yeah, she often leaves out chunks of time to move a story along a bit. I like to use the term Time/Space Continuum.

Harry: But when we left my Uncle's house, it was the afternoon!

George: Exactly!

Harry: But-

George: We're supposed to arrive at the Burrow in the early hours of the morning. So we decided to show you how amazing the flying car is by flying round the world a few times to pass time...

Fred: ... So when we arrive at the Burrow, it will be about 6am. Get us, Harry?

Harry: No.

Ron: STOP THE CAR!

Fred,George&Harry: WHAT?

Ron: I haven't said anything for a while. I thought I'd surprise you.

Harry: Shithead.

George: I thought we'd flown past the Burrow.

Ron: Yeah, we have. About 3 times now.

Fred: Was it almost light the last time we flew past it?

Ron: Yeah.

Fred: Right. (Sharp U-turn back towards the Burrow)

George: Brace yourself, Harry. Fred isn't very good on his landings yet.

Fred: Shut up, virgin.

George: Who you calling a vir- (Fred deliberately hits turbulence)-GIN!

(lots of screaming until they make a bumpy landing. The passenger and drivers airbags blow)

Harry&Ron: (jumps out of the backseats onto the ground. Screaming) LAND!

Fred: (wrestling drivers airbag) Well, George. You have to admit that was a much better landing than usual.

George: That it was Fred. That it was...