Baby Sasuke!

A jutsu goes wrong…and Sasuke is turned into a baby! So now Teah and Naruto have to take care of him! Will things go smoothly? Or will all hell break loose?

Do not own the characters! Good ol' Teah's the only one I own!

"C'mon, Teme! Play fair! That's cheating!"

"I wasn't cheating, Dobe."

"STOP CALLING ME THAT!"

"Well, you called me Teme. So I guess that makes us even."

Naruto's hands flew through seals. "Oh no we're not! Baby no jutsu!"

"Baby no jutsu?" Sasuke quirked an eyebrow.

"Baby?" Sasuke's older cousin Princess Olivia, or Teah as everyone who was standing nearby watching her team mates spar suddenly said. "Is that a new jutsu that you created, Naruto?"

"Hell yeah!" Naruto lunged at Sasuke.

But things didn't go as planned.

Instead of tapping him on the shoulder so that the jutsu would take effect, he ended up hitting Sasuke on the mouth and he fell back.

Before they knew it, Sasuke suddenly disappeared in a puff of smoke.

When the smoke cleared, Sasuke wasn't there.

Instead, there was an adorable little baby!

The baby (Sasuke) looked at them with big black eyes and some spiky black hair on its round head.

"Oops." Naruto said. "That's not what it was supposed to do! It was supposed to make him as act and be as weak as a baby! Crap! I had no idea it would TURN him into a baby!"

"Who cares? He's so cute!" She went over to her cousin and scooped him up in her arms. "Hewwo snookums! You are so cute! Awww…he looks just like he did when he was a baby!"

"Oh yeah! You sort of grew up with him in a way, right?" Naruto sauntered over to see.

"Yeah!"

Sasuke looked up at Teah and smiled. "Oh…lee…vee…ah…" He reached up and touched her forehead protector and hair.

"Gee…he's kinda cute." Naruto smiled.

"Awww look! He's smiling!" Teah cooed. "Oh, isn't he just adorable? Oh yes he is! He is so cute! Yes he is!"

"Hey little guy." Naruto said.

Sasuke looked at Naruto and grinned. "Do…be…"

Naruto scowled. "Perfect. Even as a baby he still calls me that! Look kid, my name is Naruto Uzumaki, okay?"

"Naah…roo…toe…Oozoo…monkey…" Sasuke said slowly. "Naahrootoe Oozoomonkey!"

"No! You idiot! You said it wrong!"

Teah laughed. "Don't mind him, Naruto. When he was a baby he could never say things right. Not until he was about three."

Naruto looked at Sasuke, Sasuke smiled back at him.

"Naahrootoe Oozoomonkey…"

"Okay, what's your name?"

"Goo…Sake Utika…" Sasuke said, drooling a bit.

"And he always said 'Sake' instead of 'Sasuke' and 'Utika' instead of 'Uchiha'." Teah explained.

"Pawincesss…" Sasuke said slowly, pointed at Teah. "Pawincess Teah Utika…"

"That's right, little guy!" She cooed. "Oh you are such a smart one!"

"More like stupid if you ask me."

"Hey! He's just a baby!"

"But…wouldn't he still know who he is even as a baby?"

"…You know, I never thought of that. But I don't know…if he did, he'd tell us. But since he's talking baby talk, I guess he either can't, or doesn't know." She said thoughtfully.

"Goo ga goo!" Sasuke squealed as he poked Teah in the eye.

"Ow!" Teah shut the poked eye. "That's another thing he did. He'd poke someone in the eye."

"C'mon, we better take him home before anything else happens!" Naruto said.

"Good idea." She looked down at Sasuke and smiled. "C'mon Snookums, we're going home now."

"Home! Yay! Home!" Sasuke said happily as he snuggled into Teah's chest and went to sleep. "Sake sweepy…"

"Awww…he's so cute!" Naruto cooed. "Never thought I'd say that, but he's adorable as a baby! Maybe I should turn him into a baby more often!"

"Really? Is that because he's so damn cute? Or is it because he can finally lay off everything with you?"

"Both I guess."

"I see."

With that, the two shinobi headed back to the apartment the three shared.

Hoping that one way or another, they could take care of Baby Sasuke.

And that's it for now! Please review! Thanks very much! And next in line for a new fic is "Baby InuYasha"! Lol! Stay tuned!