Hey everyone!

I've got this idea in the weirdest spot...though I won't say (sweat drops). Anyway this new story is a suprise pairing, though it has to do with Kuwabara hahaha. Of course (winks), but it will be an...interesting to say the least pairing! Of course you can guess that Kuwabara gets preggy...but you won't believe by WHO and HOW hahahaha (grins) Just keep that in mind! I'm still trying to figure out if it's going to be a three way or more then that fic (winks) so just keep THAT in mind too.

Anyway, I hope you guys enjoy this new yaoi story from little old me!

ENJOY!

Disclaimer: I do not own anything, the only thing I own is the story line and that's it. Everyone else in this story and everything else belongs to those who created them. Period.

WARNING:

This fic contains the following:

Yaoi, Language, Sexual Situations, a bit of Out Of Character in certain parts; the beginning has Kurama OOC but he's drunk so I couldn't help that (sweat drops), Spoilers of the show, explicit scenes, throwing up, and anything else that happens I will warn in the beginning of that chapter; but as of now those above are the only warnings.

If you do not like any of what was listed above, please leave now and never look back.

Thank you.

Ps. Sorry, but I tried to do Jin's accent and know I did it wrong, so just forgive me (sweat drops).

And the Father is…

Chapter One: You're what!

Kuwabara sighed as he sat on the couch watching everyone act like morons, though was his opinion. It seemed that every single person he had ever met while he had worked for Spirit World were all cramped in Yusuke's small apartment.

Chuu came out of the bathroom with a wide grin on his face, still pulling up his pants. Kuwabara couldn't help but blush and decided he needed to fine someone who wasn't drunk to talk to. He would have just left, but it was Yusuke's 21st birthday party, and being his best friend and all meant that no matter how uncomfortable he was feeling he couldn't leave until everyone else did; meaning Kuwabara had to be the last one to leave.

He stood up and walked towards Kurama, who was trying to find Hiei, who disappeared with Shishi.

"Yo Kurama." Kuwabara said, moving through the crowd of demon's Yusuke knew until he was standing next to the fox demon, who didn't look too pleased.

"Yusuke is taking this whole day too serious." Growled Kurama, a flicker of gold mixed with his green eyes.

Kuwabara gulped, knowing whatever had happened, he shouldn't ask; but of course it was curiosity that killed the cat; and that is what got Kuwabara in the situation this story is leading up to.

"What happened now?" Kuwabara asked.

"He not only invited Yomi and his son to this 'little gathering' BUT he had the nerve, THE NERVE to invite Kuronue…he knows I'm with Hiei now and he the balls to invite THAT bat demon who didn't even CALL me after he was brought back to life!" Kurama hissed.

"Well, he probably knew you were going out with Hiei and didn't want to get involved." Kuwabara suggested, trying to keep the blood shed to a zero.

"I wasn't WITH Hiei then! But THAT'S not what gets me off! Hiei's gone and I think HE had something to do with it!" Kurama said, scanning the crowded room for any sigh of either his lover or ex-lover.

"Kurama, don't you think you're being a bit…paranoid?" Kuwabara asked, but regretted it.

"Paranoid! ME paranoid! HA! I'll show you paranoid! YOU are paranoid! YOU aren't EVEN drinking because you're afraid you'll get drugged up or even taken advantage of!" Kurama said, though he had a little more then five drinks and really was the LAST person Kuwabara should have listened to at the moment.

However, when someone like Kuwabara is met with a challenge, it is his honor as a man to not back down.

"Fine." Kuwabara said, walking up to the bar which had Jin serving the drinks.

"Well 'ello there Kuwabara. Whadaya have ta drink?" Jin said with a grin that would make anyone feel a bit worried.

Kuwabara gulped.

He knew his sixth sense was stronger then when he was 14 and it was at this point where he should have backed out, but his pride as a man was at stake, and not to mention to show Kurama that he was acting foolish with his paranoia.

"What do you recommend?" Kuwabara asked, sitting down at the bar.

He felt an arm wrap around his shoulder and turned to find a drunk off his ass Yusuke hanging on him.

"Give 'im the 'pecialller thingy Jinny boy!" slurred Yusuke.

Jin grinned from ear to ear, which were pointier then a white picket fence.

"Comin' right up Urameshi!"

Jin saluted to the drunken man who grinned at the wind master as he got started making the drink. Yusuke leaned on the blushing and very uncomfortable Kuwabara. His warm breathe sent chills up Kuwabara's spine as his drunken best friend whispered into his ear.

"I'll be back, 'bara." Yusuke kissed Kuwabara on the cheek before stumbling off, leaving a red as a tomato Kuwabara sitting frozen in his seat.

"Ok…that's enough drinks for Urameshi." Kuwabara mumbled, shaking his head as he tried to calm down.

"There ya go! One Makai's Kiwi Special on the Rocks!" Jin said, before going off to help another demon.

Kuwabara looked at the puke green liquid, before turning to find Kurama was looking at him, though now he was Yoko Kurama and he had a grin that gave him chills worse then when Yusuke kissed him.

He turned back to the liquid and took in a deep breathe.

"Well, here goes nothin'." Kuwabara mumbled before taking a sip.

He swallowed the liquid that tasted like a minty Kiwi flavor, though tasted better then he thought it would.

"Not bad." He said, finishing off the drink.

Yoko sniffed the air and with a ferial growl was off, most likely on the scent of his mate, or maybe the unlucky bat demon Kuronue.

Kuwabara enjoyed the drink a bit too much, having ordered three more before he felt something in his lower stomach growl. Kuwabara stood up, holding his legs together as he bend over low.

"Ya all right there?" asked a demon who he hadn't seen before.

"I think I'm gonna die!" whined Kuwabara as he rushed past the demon and into Yusuke's bathroom, slamming the door behind him.

He blessed his luck that the seat was down and cursed finding it wet. He shot up and cleaned the seat but was only able to do that as his lower bowels were emptied into the toilet below.

After about twenty minutes in the bathroom, a flush was heard and out came a relieved Kuwabara. He looked around finding more then half of the people had left, which made Kuwabara feel a bit more at ease. It wasn't like he wasn't good in huge crowds; it was just he felt un-comfortable around ALL those demon's all at once, especially since he didn't know more then HALF of them. Another thing that made him uneasy was the fact that most of the demon's were drunk and were giving him stares that made his skin crawl.

He looked around and found Hiei and Kurama snuggling. Kuwabara smiled at the two. He was alright with their relationship, being gay himself; though Kurama was bai and Hiei…well…no one knew where Hiei stood, even though he was with Kurama. Yusuke was the same, though Kuwabara was sure that his best friend was straighter then a stick, even if he DID kiss him TWICE, once was that very night, the other was in that dream back when Yusuke and he were 14 years old; but neither of those kisses counted as meaning Yusuke was bia or even gay.

Yusuke came up to Kuwabara, sober then the last time he had seen his best friend.

"Hey Kuwa! I haven't seen you for a while! I was afraid you left the party!" Yusuke said, hanging on Kuwabara.

"You're my best friend Urameshi I wouldn't leave ya to clean all this shit up before yer mom comes home from that convention." Kuwabara said, putting Yusuke into a head lock.

Yusuke laughed and the two began to have one of their famous rough house rumbles, that is, until a pain shot through Kuwabara's stomach. He froze up, while on the ground, Yusuke having him pinned to the floor. Yusuke laughed until he saw the pain in his best friend's eyes.

"Hey, what's wrong Kuwabara?" Yusuke asked letting go of Kuwabara's wrists and sitting next to him.

"I don't know." Groaned Kuwabara as his hands went to his stomach. "It….it must have been that drink Jin gave me…."

"Yusuke, Hiei and I are going to go home." Kurama said, but didn't continue as he realized Yusuke looked worried at Kuwabara who was turning a bit pale.

"Kuwabara-kun, what happened?" Kurama asked, kneeling down on the other side of his friend; having sobered up as well.

"Hn, must have partied too hard." Hiei said with a snicker.

"Shut up….argghh…." Kuwabara groaned, causing Hiei to worry….just a little tiny bit.

Several more people came around, wondering what was going on, Jin, Chuu, Shishi, Suzuka, Kuronue who stayed hidden in the crowd, Rinku, Toya, and Yomi.

"Hey is he gonna be alright?" Rinku asked.

"I'm not sure." Kurama said, feeling Kuwabara's head, which was heated up.

"Maybe I should take him home…" Yusuke started, until another moan of agony came from his best friend's lips. "Or Genkai's."

"N-no…I'm fine." said Kuwabara, forcing a smile. "You go enjoy being a man Urameshi."

"Yeah, we can take 'im home." Chuu said as he bent down to lift Kuwabara up.

"No…I'm his best friend I should…" Yusuke started but Kurama stopped him, placing his hand on Yusuke's shoulder.

"Kuwabara-kun's right, you should enjoy your birthday." Kurama said with a smile.

Yusuke looked at Kurama for a moment before glancing at Chuu who was helping the groaning Kuwabara onto his feet. He sighed and forced him self to enjoy himself.

'But tomorrow I'm going to check on him…' Yusuke thought.

A Week Later…

The door bell rang to Kuwabara's apartment, which was only two floors down and four doors over, in the same apartment building. Kuwabara groaned as he leaned over the toilet. He had been doing this as a ritual for the past week after Yusuke's party, who was making it his responsibility to check in on his best friend.

Kuwabara made a move to answer the door, but found his face back in the toilet. A bang was heard as Kuwabara's front door was broken down and Yusuke rushed into the bathroom, kneeling next to his heaving best friend, rubbing his back to help him.

"Man, I'm sooo sorry! I didn't know that human's can't have that stuff…if I knew it made you sick I wouldn't have had Jin make it for you….damn it….you got to see Genkai." Yusuke said, running his free hand through his black hair.

"NO….no way Urameshi….arghhhh….I'm fine…I-I must have food poisoning or sumethin'." Kuwabara was able to say before turning back towards the toilet.

"That's it! I'm taking you to Genkai's whether you like it or not!" growled Yusuke.

"Urameshi!" Kuwabara whined as he felt his best friend, pick him up and throw him over his shoulder.

Kuwabara covered his mouth.

"I'm gonna hurl…" he said before throwing up once more, just missing Yusuke's shirt.

Kuwabara took in a few deep breathes and found that he had stopped, his stomach feeling a bit better.

"I'm fine now Urameshi, I think it's out of my system." Kuwabara said, but found Yusuke still didn't let him go.

"We're still going to see Genkai." Yusuke said, ignoring the looks the two got as he walked out of the apartment complex and towards the garage.

"Oh come on Urameshi!" whined Kuwabara as Yusuke shoved his friend into the seat and then hoped into his side, locking the door before Kuwabara could escape.

"What are you afraid of anyway?" Yusuke said, starting the car.

"Nothing, I just think you're over reacting is all." Kuwabara sighed.

"Well I think yer being an idiot and should stop for once in your life being stupid and just get checked out. We don't know what was in that stuff Jin gave you and it could have done something bad to you…" Yusuke said, heading towards Genkai's.

Kuwabara sighed, knowing he had lost. He couldn't say anything whenever Yusuke had those eyes; those eyes of regret. Yusuke felt that everything that happened to Kuwabara was his fault, which little then less then half of all the bad things that did happen to Kuwabara WERE his fault, but that wasn't the point. The point was Kuwabara didn't like that look Yusuke had whenever something bad happened to him.

The two sat in silence for the half an hour ride to Genkai's temple. Normally the ride was two hours, but Yusuke knew all of the back roads where he could push the petal to the metal. When they reached Genkai's, Kuwabara had trouble walking up the steps, finding his strength seemed to give out after the first set of steps; which had ten steps out of the fifty that she had.

Yusuke grunted as he had to carry the extremely embarrassed Kuwabara up the other forty steps and when he reached the top, Yusuke let Kuwabara off and the two walked to the temple; Yusuke still having to help Kuwabara walk.

Yusuke banged on the temple door, screaming for his former master's name. He was bringing his hand down for another 'knock' when Genkia appeared in the doorway, a little more the pissed off.

"What the Hell is it and it better be important Yusuke." Hissed Genkai, however her temper calmed a bit when she noticed the look Yusuke had; knowing that look and noticing the condition of Kuwabara, she nodded and turned, leading them into the temple.

Yusuke and Kuwabara followed behind the master until they reached a room that had a bed in the middle. It looked to be similar to a doctor's office, with weird machines and such.

"Damn grandma!" whistled Yusuke as he set the tired Kuwabara on the bed. "I didn't know you had a room like this! Geeze, did you use to be a nurse or sumethin'?"

"Someone in my profession and where I live should always be prepared. Now, lay down and tell me what's wrong this time." Genkai said turning to Kuwabara, who followed the master's directions.

"Well," Yusuke began. "For the past, after my birthday party, Kuwabara's been puking his guts out. It's all my fault, well maybe Jin's cause he gave him the drink, but I did tell Jin to give it to him, but I was drunk and didn't know what I was saying and…"

"Alright I get it. You got him drunk and you think it was the drink. So what drink was it?" Genkai asked, lifting up Kuwabara's shirt a bit to look at his stomach which was a little swollen.

"Uh, I think Jin called it a Makai's Kiwi Special on the Rocks." Yusuke said.

He tensed up after seeing Genkai's response to the name.

"How many?" she asked as she looked over Kuwabara's lower stomach, pushing down a bit.

"I don't know…" Yusuke said.

"I think I had three or four. What's wrong? Was it really that bad for me to drink?" Kuwabara asked, worry in his brown eyes.

"No…but I need to confirm something. Yusuke." Genkai turned to her old pupl. "I need to speak to you out side for a moment."

"I can handle whatever it is, just tell me." Kuwabara said, sitting up as he pulled his shirt back down.

Genkai turned a stern glare at him.

"I have a few questions for Yusuke. Just lie back down and relax." Genkai said in a voice not to argue with.

Kuwabara gave a worried glance towards Yusuke before lying back down. Genkai closed the door behind her and was met with a worried and demanding Yusuke.

"Alright Grandma, what did you want to ask me? Is Kuwabara going to be alright? Is it something serious?"

"Shut up dimwit. The only reason I asked you to come out here is because I'm going to be asking you a personal question that will make Kuwabara freak." Genkai said.

Yusuke nodded, letting her know that he was ready.

"Was there any amount of time, after he drank that drink where no one saw him?"

"Yeah, about twenty minutes worth, why?" Yusuke asked, having a gut feeling he wouldn't like what he was about to hear.

Genkai sighed.

"Just enough time…" she muttered.

"Huh?" Yusuke asked, hearing the comment.

"Did anyone…come on to him last night?" Genkai asked.

"What!" Yusuke shouted his eyes wide.

"You know, anyone openly showing they liked him more then a normal guy should?" Genkai sighed.

"No! No…well…Chuu really was persisted on taking him home last night, but what does THAT have to do with Kuwabara being sick for a week?"

She sighed again.

"That drink he had is an aphrodisiac for demons. Think of it as a demon's Viagra. However, it's not meant for human's to drink and when it's in a human's system, their bowel movements are altered for less then 24 hours, making them fertile." Genkai said, taking out a cigarette.

Yusuke stood there wide eyed as he stared at Genkai.

"…What are you saying?"

"You know exactly what I'm saying Yusuke. Kuwabara is pregnant."

A thud was heard from behind the door, when Genkai opened it, there Kuwabara lay, having fainted. She shook her head.

"This is going to be fun." Mumbled Genkai.

Well that's it guys! Tell me what you think of it! Oh and don't be too quick to judge our innocent Kuwabara hehehe. Nothing is what it seems! (winks) Well please read and review!

Special thanks to nightmarerose and HeavenlyAnimeAngelfor the spelling!