hahahhahhahhhaa!!
i finally got time to type again.
damn you myspace.
its quite litterally addicting.
oh well
it has happend and i shall move on.
precenting the NEXT CHAPTER!
drum roll please
brummm brumm brummmm brumm drumm rolling sounddd...
oh and i dont whatsoever own these charecters
it is all in my head
bahbhahahahhaaha.
yeah.
and yes i know the new book is out!!!!!
giddygiddy joy joy
okay onto the chapter
Wensday 10:00 am
house of pain...you know the fiasco...
so you want to know what happend in slims office?
of course you do!
practically everyone in the entire country has called asking me!
the queen herself called
it went like this:
"jas i told you i cant talk right now!"
"jas ? who on earth is jas?!!? it is i your humble queen, georgia"
"silence"
"i have called to inqure information upon your attack on wet lindsay"
"even more silence"
"well...???...how was it!!"
"uhhherghhrrtretgummmm...sorry your lady...er...queeniee.. but since i am on groundation and in my house of pain. i cannot talk to you."
and then i hung up on lizzie (oh thats my nickname for her)
okaaayyy..
so the queen didnt actually call
but the ace gang hasnt stoped calling!
they've called about 100 thousand billion times
asking to know...
but i cannot talk to them becouse of the being grounded part.
oh bugerbum and pigs hum..
wait.
its buger hum and pigs bum
great.
im correcting myself
IM GOING MAD!!!
GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!
okay so back to the actions that accured in slims office.(hell)
if you REALLY must know
she suspended me for three days and gave me five bad conduct marks
i know vair unlike herself (not)
but she did call my mutti and vatti in but thank god and alah and scuba diving barbie aka our lord sandra that he was with the other loons so olny mutti came in.
oh and she was all 80-ish still!
she even stole my leggings. pathetic.
well yes she (slim) asked me if i regreted fighting lindsay or as she says" attacking the poor innocent child" well in return i told
her if we regreted breathing air.
then she started turning the red color and i asked if she would like a cup of water.
then she went all huffy puffy nicker-roos and suspended me one more day for "mouthing off to an authority figure"
i was mearly responding to her question and offering her a liquid for the red-in-the-face thingy.
if she didnt like my response well poo on her.
then she had the nerve to tell my mutti that she was raising a devil child.
she had no right to bring libby into this...she wasnt even there!!
11:45
my mutti wasnt that angry at me.
but she did do the whole "im going to be a parent and uhh...err...ground you...yes...go to your room...do not pass go...blahblahblah"
she did decide however NOT to tell vatti becouse if he finds out he'll have a complete ditherspazz and i will be dead.
11:55
mutti asked why i did it, and when she found out she told me something that was full of matureosity and muttiosity:
"all is fair in love and war"
11:56
bahahhahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahhahahha (breathe) hahahhahhha(cough cough)
if it would have been dave the L he would have said
"all is fair in love and PANTS!"
hahhahahha
he is such a good nip libbler
ohnoomgomgomgomgomgomgomgmomgomgomg shut up brain shut up!
dont make me go up there!!!
12:01
i wonder if masimo really did say that it doesnt sound like him.
but then again he is a italian stallino luurve god.
and you know what those crazy foreigners talk about.
cheese and bacon bits.
but in masimos case its
italian cheese and italian bacon bits.
yesyes
i am a complete and utter genious
enstein should be ashamed of himself.
12:05
but men do like younger women. i read that in cosmo!
i stole it from muttis drawer it was next to her book on how to make any twit fall in love with you
12:08
ah yes well my trustwortth i cosmo/i said that older men are starting to dateyounger and younger women everyday.
and since i am full of womenosity and matureosity and a tad bit of youngoisty masimo will date me.
i hope.
maybe.
oh merde!
breathe breathe breathe breathe
1:00
libby is going around screaming
"georgia fight wet poo brains poo poo italian nunga nunga lover"
it doesnt make any sense but ina way i understan her.
sort of.
i truely do love her. she is indeed my one and only little sis.
1:25
unless vati has a secret family in london who are bloody rich and he gives them all of his money.
which explains the conditions we live in, but then again there isnt a mad women in the world that would marry my vatti
other than mutti
but shes as mad as him
so there a match made in kiwi-a-go-go
so, libby is my only little sis.
no i take that back
no not the "libby is my only sister" (you twits!!)
libby just threw some disturbing nickers into my room.
"cheesie chessie gee"
"no libby get those out of here"
"no georgia"
"libby get them out now "
"bad boy no!"
"libby i'll tell mutti"
"i'll tell vati georgia hit lindsey"
merde, she is getting good.
i cannot belive i was just blackmailed by a toddler.
oh le joy de vivir!
not.
THURSDAY- nothing of nothing just arrived. joy
12:45
phone rang.
nobody home.
the loons were going to be gone until monday.
i dont think it is good to leave a recently grounded child alone for the weekend
before leaving mutti pilled me aside and told me something that will stay with me forever.
" heres $150, i know i grounded you but i thought the car convention was next week
and i dont want to stay here with you (thats love)
so lets just pretend that you were never grounded and just take the money
and go up to your room. i told your father the painters were in so you cant go."
is it me or did my mother just give me hush money?
"mutti, what your saying is you want me to take this money and not say a word about what i did at school and stay at home
and do whatever i want while you and vatti are at a crazy convention for the mentally ill?
ok
fine by me, although i think im getting the better end of this deal"
"dont push it georgia"
"hey, im not the one stuck with vati and libby at a car convention for three days"
"libby is staying with your aunt and cousin james, so its just your father and i"
and then they roawred off into the sunset in the loon mobile.
OH NO!
poor libby she has to stay with nunga molesting cousin james.
oh i hope when shes older she doesnt goet huge nungas or else james will want to play tickle bears with her.
oh my god. ew.
the thought of nasty cousin james and libby playing tickle bears is disgusting.
anywho back to the phone ringing business since i so rudely sidetracked myself
i answered since obviously no one else was going to since they werent here and guess who it was
"hello Georgia Ali, fighting extraordinar at your service"
"ciao georgia , it is Masimo"
ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygod (b r e a t h e !)
stupid stupid stupid why did you answer the phone like that!
reminder to self : never EVER EVERRRR answer the phone like that again!!
"uh..er...hello masimo, how are you?"
"fine and you?"
"fine as well"
stupid stupid stupid
" georgia, i just got off the phone with lindsay and she said that you two got into a fight is that true?"
silence
"georgia?"
"uh...well..you see...it sort of..kinda...possibly is"
"so you two did get into a fight"
"um...yes..we did but i promise you at first it was about you but then..."
"wait you fought over me"
"maybe, but that isnt the topic at hand"
oh merde!!
"fine, why did you fight.."
silence
"georgia?"
silence
"georgia...are you going to tell me?!?!"
"uhhh...er...umm...ugherblahblahblah...well you see...umm...see well what happened...well see..uhhh...the sun ..."
"georgia what happened? why did you fight"
"oh fine! she basically called my mother a comon prostitute and well, she called her a whore"
"really?"
"yes masimo really"
for an itallian lurve god he shure is stubburn
then the phone call got even worse
"thats strange"
"whats strange?"
"well, lindsay told me that she told you that you were acting immature
and then you attacked her but she never mentioned calling your mother those things"
"well she did call me immature but she didnt tell you what she said about my mutti?"
"no"
"hmm interesting why would lindsay not tell you , oh yes i know why becouse she is a thong wearing LIAR!"
"excuse me?"
oh no, now masimo will really think im immature!!
" uh...(static noise)...i think ...(static noise)...the call...(static noise)...is breaking up...(static noise)...i'll call you...(static noise)...later!"
"uh..caio georgia, maybe i'll come over later and we can chat si?"
"(static noise)...silence...(static noise)...uh...shure...bye!"
1:30
great look at the pradicament i've gottne myself into!
only one more day until masimo says yes i want to be your lover and have beautiful
italian lurve children with you and live happily ever after somewhere in itlay
or he says no and wants to be with wet lindsay and open a nicker store where
they specialize in thongs and go with her to the parlor and get gastly extentions (not masimo, lindsay)
and live a pathetic life while im a famous movie star and i live in hamberger-a-go-go with my husband orlando bloom!
now eaither way i get a stallion.
but i would rather have an itallian stallino becouse
i am a very, very, picky person.
2:05
oh no...did masimo say he ws comming over later?!?!?!
i dont want to see him!!
amazing
i never knew i could say those words
"masimo i do not wish to see you"
that sounds pretty good eh?
2:15
oh pish posh
what am i saying i wont ever need to use those words
i love masimo and he loves me, he just hasnt figured it out.
but really i do not want to see masimo
OH JAZZIES BIG NICKERES WHAT WILL I DO!
i know!
i'll go and wait in front of stalag 14
and suprise the ace gang!!
TADA!!
AND THAT HAS BEEN THE NEW CHAPPY!!
PLEASE
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BUHH-BYEE
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XOXO
RONNIE