For all you Harry Potter stars fans! And for all you Suite Life of Zack and Cody fans! I was just reading some fanfics when I thought of this. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I don't own the Suite Life of Zack and Cody (although I wish I did so I could date Dylan Sprouse) and I don't own the Harry Potter stars (although I wish I did so I could date Daniel Radcliffe).

London walked into the lobby of the hotel with a look on her face. She walked over to the candy counter to talk to Maddie but was paralyzed still with the look.

"London, are you alright?" Maddie asked.

"I just saw Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire." London answered.

"And?" Maddie asked.

"And the guy that played Cedric Diggory was so hot."

"Ew, that guy is so ugly." Maddie said.

"And the guy that played Harry Potter was the ugliest person on the planet."

"Uh, hello? I happen to like him!"

"Who do you like?" a voice that sounded like Zack Martin asked.

"Daniel Radcliffe." Maddie said.

"Who's Daniel Radcliffe?" London asked.

"The guy that plays Harry Potter!" Maddie answered.

"Ew, he's ugly." London and Zack said at the same time.

"So is Robert Pattinson." Maddie said.

"Who's he?" London and Zack asked.

"The guy that plays Cedric Diggory." Maddie said.

"Oh my gosh! He's so hot!" London said, jumping up and down.

"How can you like Daniel Radcliffe?" Zack asked.

"I just do, okay?" Maddie said.

"Fine, but you will be mine." Zack said and with that he was off.

As Zack walked off, Carey went to her singing rehearsal but Mr. Moseby pulled her aside.

"Carey, I have been meaning to talk to you," Mr. Moseby said.

"What, am I fired?" Carey asked.

"No, but it's about Zack and Cody." Mr. Moseby said.

"What have they done now?" Carey asked.

"Nothing…yet. But we have some famous celebrities coming and I need you to keep them under control."

"Don't worry, Mr. Moseby!"

"That usually means worry." Mr. Moseby walked off in distress.

A day later, nine people walked into the Tipton hotel with cameras taking pictures. All of the nine people were smiling. Mr. Moseby went up to welcome then and then told the people taking the pictures to go away.

"Welcome!" Mr. Moseby said. "Your suites on the top floor are almost ready but we found that the people who were in them before had completely trashed the place, so we are just doing a last minute clean up. Will you be alright in the lobby?"

There were murmurs of "Yes" and "Yeah" and "Of course." Mr. Moseby left.

If you do not know who these nine people are, I will tell you right away. Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, Emma Watson, Clemence Poesy, Stanislav Ianveski, Robert Pattinson, Bonnie Wright, and Oliver and James Phelps. Also known as Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Fleur Delacour, Viktor Krum, Cedric Diggory, Ginny Weasley, and Fred and George Weasley.

Maddie glanced up from her magazine to see that nine people were sitting on the couches just talking to each other. Everyone else was gone. It was only these nine people.

Dan was talking to Robert.

"This is a great hotel, you did excellent choosing this one," Dan said.

"Yeah," Robert said. "But the reason I chose this one is because I know that there are a lot of hot girls in America." Robert looked up and saw Maddie, the only regular person left. "Like her."

Dan looked around to see Maddie, who had glanced up from her magazine, looking at him. He turned back around.

"Do you want to go and talk to her or something?" Dan asked.

Robert nodded his head and walked off in her direction. Dan rolled his eyes and followed.

Maddie noticed Dan and Robert walking towards her. She wanted to flirt with Dan so badly but pushed the thought away. She had to act business-like.

"Hello, what can I do for you today?" Maddie asked.

"How about a date?" Robert asked, flashing a toothy smile in Maddie's direction.

"Uh…" Maddie was saying just as London entered the lobby and noticed Robert Pattinson. She decided to act normal and walked up to Maddie. Robert and Dan backed up.

"Hey, Maddie." London said.

"Hey, London." Maddie said.

Dan was looking at London.

"Whoa, she's hot!" Dan whispered to Robert under his breath.

"Go talk to her, then." Robert whispered back.

"Right," Dan said. He walked up to the candy counter again and Maddie decided to try and be herself again. London looked at him as though he was the ugliest person on the planet.

"Hello," Dan said a bit nervously.

"Hello," London said cheerfully, although she was secretly wondering where he was buying his clothes. Wherever it was, it wasn't Abercrombie and Fitch. "Are you from England?"

"Yes, we all are." Dan said, gesturing towards everyone. Robert was still eyeing Maddie, who felt like hiding behind her magazine.

"Actually, we're all going to be going out to dinner tomorrow night, to celebrate the success of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire," Robert said. "Would you two like to be our dates?"

"Who with who?" London asked.

"I-I'll be with you, London." Dan said nervously, remembering what her name was from the conversation London had had with Maddie.

"And I'll be with Maddie," Robert said confidently.

"Uh…" Maddie and London looked at each other.

Zack and Cody came out of the elevator to see the two stars talking to Maddie and London and the other seven just over there talking amongst themselves.

Zack was about to go right up to Maddie when Cody tugged on his shirt.

"What?" Zack asked.

"Look," Cody said, pointing at Bonnie.

"Whoa, hot-tee!" Zack said.

"I thought you liked Maddie." Cody said.

"Until I saw that babe!" Zack said. "Wasn't she in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire? Ginny Weasley?"

"Yeah," Cody said.

"Whoa, rich, famous, and beautiful!" Zack said.

"Zack, it's what's inside that counts," Cody said.

"And whatever's on the outside is just a bonus!" Zack started heading towards the crowd with Cody. Cody wasn't going to let his feelings show that he liked her. They walked up to her, and Bonnie, who was in a very active conversation with Rupert and Emma, turned around to see them.

"Um, hello, can I help you?" she asked.

"How about a movie?" Zack asked, immediately putting on the charm.

"Excuse me?" Bonnie asked.

"Excuse my brother, he has problems." Cody said. Bonnie noticed him for the first time.

"So, who are you two?" she asked.

"I'm Cody, and that's Zack." Cody said.

"Well, as you must already know, I'm Bonnie, and that's Rupert and that's Emma. Pleasure to meet you two."

"It's a pleasure to meet you too!" Zack said. "So, what about that movie, huh?"

"Uh, I'll get back to you on that." Bonnie said.

"Well, I'll be here tomorrow too, call me!" Zack said as he walked off, giving her the call signal.

Cody shook his head and sighed.

"Is he always like that?" Bonnie asked, staring worriedly after Zack.

"Most of the time," Cody said. "You don't wanna know."

"But, I do want to know about you," Bonnie said. "We're all going out to dinner tomorrow night. How about you come along?"

"I don't know, I don't usually do things without Zack." Cody said.

"Well, if you must, bring him along." Bonnie said. "Meet us in 2500 on the top floor. You'll know where to find it, right?"

"Yeah, my brother and I live here." Cody said.

"Well, then, I'll see the both of you tomorrow." Bonnie said. "Goodbye, Cody."

"Bye," Cody said. He left to go up to his suite. He had a date! An actual date!

But then he remembered. Zack was invited. And with Zack there, things weren't going to go so well if he wanted to hook up with Bonnie.