Hi there! This is my first fanfic ever on this website! Don't let that scare you, though. I know my ABC s and 123 s. I also have a very eager sister who is reading this fanfic as I make it so everything will be fine! Well, I know that you came here to read it so I will go now. I hope you enjoy it! Feel free to review, but please don't flame. I will warn you now. There is a definite Alucard and Seras pairing, and two new characters will come on the scene. Do not fear, though, for they will make this story even more hilarious. It's also rated T if you didn't figure that out yet. I rated it that just to be safe. Now, enjoy.

-Xiayou

Almost forgot! Disclaimer: I do not own Hellsing in any way or fashion. I only own this fic and my characters.


Love Bites

"Two weeks...It's been two weeks since our last mission, Master." Seras sighed a sigh of perpetual boredom while sipping her dinner, consisting of a bag of O+ blood, and sitting at a wooden table with Alucard in her room. The blonde fledgling and her master exhausted every activity that they could think of to keep them preoccupied...Well, almost every activity.

Alucard grunted in agreement while drinking his dinner from a crystal wine glass, lying back in his wooden chair with his feet propped up on the table. A minute of silence with the accompaniment of the chime of a grandfatherclock in the hallway followed.

Seras finally looked up from her now empty bag to the eyes...er..orange goggles of her master's. "Master?" Alucard regarded her with a look of pure boredom. "Yes?" Seras hesitated a bit and blushed. "Well...We have done a lot of things to occupy our time these past weeks...and..." Alucard's eyes held a gleam of hope. "Yes?"

She bashfully looked away from him, her hands fidgeting with her usual blue mini skirt. "...We have not done everything.." A grin started to form on the elder vampire's face. "Police girl...Are you suggesting we.." The girl vampire nodded in agreement. "Yes!"

Alucard's grin widened. "But what if someone hears or sees us?" Seras stood up and slammed her hands on the table, a smirk on her face. "I don't care!" The Nosferatu chuckled and, while adjusting himself in a standing position and setting down his empty glass, removed his trademark hat, goggles, coat, and tie. He then gazed at her with his ruby red eyes, and the same grin was on his face. "Police girl, I might be a little rough with you."

Seras nodded and walked over to him. "Don't worry, Master. I like it that way." A shiver of excitement ran through him. "Good..." Alucard pushed her gently against the nearest wall and bent down near her right ear. "Let's get started, shall we?" He ran his tongue along her cheek.

"Tag. You're it." The black-haired vampire ran out of the room laughing. The fledgling had to get over her initial shock of her master's tongue sliding along her cheek. Seras...Get a grip! It was just your master's tongue...His very long, seductive... She then shook her head and whipped her cheek roughly. "No fair, Master!" Seras quickly ran out the door after him.


Hehe. Get your minds out of the gutter! Sorry this chapter is short, but I really wanted to end at this point. As for the new characters, they probably won't arrive until the third chapter. I will update as I write and type my fanfic. Until the next chapter, see ya!

- Xiayou

A/N: Sorry for the spacing issue! I hope I fixed it now.